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    • #414
      Season 4 - Episode 14
      1/1/93
      10
      Sketches

      • Inexperienced Cannibal on Trial • Santa Claus Visits Childless Couple • Spot Bellini Contest Winner • Wrong Number -- What Have you Done with Frank? • Tammy Video -- Ain't Gonna Spread for No Roses • My Art!
    • #221
      Season 2 - Episode 21
      5/7/91
      10
      Sketches: Fact #1: Episode 213 • Stars- Bruce • Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl • In short- Her uncle Tony can spit really far. Headcrusher - Rival: Episode 217 • Stars- Kevin, Mark • Recurring Characters- Mr. Tyzik aka "The Headcrusher" • In short- There can be only one. Off Swingin': Episode 201 • Stars- n/a • Recurring Characters- n/a • In Short- The most handsome man in the world. Daddy Drank: Episode 209 • Stars- Dave, Kevin • Recurring Characters- n/a • In Short- A story about how Daddy drank. The Affair: Episode 214 • Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott • Recurring Characters- Darrill • In short- Story of the secret affair. Fact #2 - Queen's ABC's: Episode 211 • Stars- Scott • Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl, Queen • In short- The Queen sings her ABCs. The Doctor: Episode 201 • Stars- Dave • Recurring Characters- Bad Doctor • In short- He's not boosting, he's just stating a fact. A Little Something: Episode 203 • Stars- Bruce, Scott • Recurring Characters- Don • In short- Executive has cucumber salad on face. Fact #4 - Neighbors: Episode 213 • Stars- n/a • Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl • In short- Her neighbors have been in love for forty-five years. First Time: Episode 215 • Stars- Kevin, Mark • Recurring Characters- Melanie • In short- Melanie has her date over in her parent's bedroom. Girls Of Summer: Episode 202 • Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott • Recurring Characters- Buddy Cole, Shona, Patty • In short- Buddy manages the Sappho Sluggers.moreless
    • #222
      Season 2 - Episode 22
      5/7/91
      10
      Sketches: Cops - Prisoner: Episode 205 • Stars- Bruce, Mark • Recurring Characters- Cops • In short- Suspect is locked in car. Comfortable: Episode 201 • Stars- Dave, Mark, Kevin, Scott • Recurring Characters- Nina Spudkneeyak, Nina's husband • In short- Nina's husband makes a "pass" at his old friend's wife. Trapper: Episode 202 • Stars- Dave, Mark, Kevin, Scott • Recurring Characters- Francois, Jacques • In short- The French-Canadian trappers who trap businessmen for their suits. Painting A Chair: Episode 207 • Stars- Bruce, Mark • Recurring Characters- Gavin • In Short- There's this guy and he's paintin' a chair. Cops - Shootout: 205 • Stars- Bruce, Mark • Recurring Characters- Cops • In short- A standoff outside a house. Chicken Lady: Episode 205 • Stars- Dave, Mark, Scott • Recurring Characters- Chicken Lady • In short- Man answers her personal ad. Simon & Hecubus: Episode 202 • Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark • Recurring Characters- Sir Simon Milligan, Hecubus, Satan • In short- Hecubus proves he is impolite and evil; Satan likes the show. Cops - Dad: Episode 209 • Stars- Bruce, Mark • Recurring Characters- Cops • In short- Never told his Dad he loved him. Hazy Movie: Episode 220 • Stars- Dave, Scott • Recurring Characters- Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones • In Short- Man in a bar tries to explain a Francesca Fiore movie. Eating In The Shower: Episode 210 • Stars- Kevin • Recurring Characters- n/a • In short- Over the credits, Kevin eats in the shower.moreless
    • #511
      Season 5 - Episode 11
      1/1/94
      9.9
      The Test-Tube Baby (SD)(5): man complains about being a test-tube baby • Kathie & Dry Cleaner (BMSK)(5): Kathie sleeps with dry cleaner (Kathie, Cathy, Tanya, Secretary, Bigot Cabbie) • Whores (DSK)(5): first timer (Whores, Rudy) • Starving Street Singers (BKM)(5): street singers look for food (Street Singers) • Communist Threat (DK)(5): man talks about the communist threat • Whores (SK)(5): Maudre pretends to be Rudy's wife (Maudre, Rudy) • Man's Girlfriend's Jobs (all)(5): man who wants girlfriends with various jobsmoreless
    • #513
      Season 5 - Episode 13
      1/1/94
      9.9
      Clothes-Talker (K)(5): man talks to his clothes • Sid & Sharisse Wedding (all)(5): Sid & Sharisse get married (Sid, Sharisse, Sid's Friend) • Whores (DSM)(5): film producer (Whores) • Darn Near Puked (BSK)(5): office workers discuss "gross" things • Whores (DS)(5): high heels and old boyfriends (Whores) • Scott's Vision (SM)(5): Scott has a vision after reading a list of men who died of AIDS • Again! Again! (SKBM)(5): old man asks women to dance in their underwearmoreless
    • #512
      Season 5 - Episode 12
      1/1/94
      9.9
      Shoe Shine--He's not stoned; he's just noticing things. • The Monkeys--Be afraid. Be very afraid; he might let the monkeys loose. • You Scuzzy Piece of Filth!--He dialed wrong. • Raj and Christine: Temporary Roommates--She contributes; she shoplifted for him. • Husk Musk--The bottled scent of Danny.
    • #420
      Season 4 - Episode 20
      1/1/93
      9.9
      Sketches:

      Racist cabbie returns Gezbo the Video Selling Clown Whores: Rudy the pimp tries to get his diploma Racist cabbie: Trying to be friends with black cabbies Are you having an affair? Nightmare Raj and Christine
    • #504
      Season 5 - Episode 4
      1/1/94
      9.9
      God is Dead (all)(5): newsreel footage of the death of God • New Boots* (BSKD)(5): workers with steel-toed boots go to the job (directed by Bruce) • Accelerated-Time Breakup (KD)(5): time accelerates whenever man leaves wife • Whores (SDK)(5): new price list (Whores, Rudy) • Buddy's Bar -- Montreal (S)(5): Buddy talks about Montreal (Buddy) • Whores (SD)(5): johns who can't pay (Whores) • Dipping Areas (all)(5): a restaurant kitchen discussion about the mousse dipping areasmoreless
    • #514
      Season 5 - Episode 14
      1/1/94
      9.9
      Police Department (BM)(5): 2:16 p.m. Cherry Beach - madness in L.A. (Police Department) • Bleeding Ear (KDB)(5): man's ear starts bleeding at dinner • Bikini Inspector (B)(5): man complains about "Bikini Inspector" T-shirts • Wedding at Buddy's (SKM)(5): Buddy conducts a marriage ceremony (Buddy) • This Scene Was Written in Haste...* (SDK)(5): a sketch written in haste • Hi-Tech Car Alarm (M)(5): Tucker followed by a car after setting off its alarm (Tucker)moreless
    • #520
      Season 5 - Episode 20
      1/1/94
      9.9
      Noisy Roommates (DK)(5): man has problems with his "44" noisy roommates • Memoirs (SD)(5): husband and wife read "Memoirs" and reminesce • Journey to the Top of the Stairs (KSM)(5): a musical number
    • #515
      Season 5 - Episode 15
      1/1/94
      9.9
      Cyclops (SD)(5): cyclops at a party • The Convenience Store Worker (all)(5): A convenience store clerk has his performance reviewed by executives • Hillbilly's Problem (MDSKJ)(5): A hillbilly has some problems after his cow kicks him in the head (Nurse Unloop) • Fran the Italian (SM)(5): Fran feels out of sorts (Fran)moreless
    • #302
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      9.8
      Sketches: • Clothes Make The Man: Just a man dressing his best to get the paper. • Can't Sleep 1: Brian pretends to be sleepwalking. • Tiggy: Guy tries to train his useless dog. • I Can Live With That: Couples sits in relationship section of restaurant. • Excellent TV: All great paintings have an element of tragedy. • Can't Sleep 2: Gordon talks in his sleep. • Girl Drink Drunk: It tastes like candy.moreless
    • #503
      Season 5 - Episode 3
      1/1/94
      9.8
      Whores (DSK)(5): drumming up business (Whores, Rudy) • Meet Your New Male Slave (SKDM)(5): Buddy gets a new male slave [Mark narrates] (Buddy) • Someone Doesn't Like You (MDK)(5): man discusses a guy who doesn't like a friend • Whores (SD)(5): rap music (Whores) • Poreef (BMS)(5): Money-Momentum guys sell new product in a grocery store (Money-Momentum Guys) • The Tattoo (BS)(5): man reveals his deep hidden secret • The Hit* (DSMB)(5): man hires hit man to kill himself (Police Department, Thug) (directed by Dave)moreless
    • #213
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      3/12/91
      9.8
      Sketches: • Cops - Good Cop/BadCop: They're getting the hang of it. • Brad & The Phone: A guy calls for phone sex. • Fact #1: Uncle Tony. • Book, Bottle, Blonde: A story of a guy who writes children's books. • Cops - Money: Best thing about being a cop. • Shoes: Evan the intense shoe salesman. • Evil T: Maybe it's the letters? • Fact #5: Bigfoot Singing. • Heckler: Mississippi Gary is heckled. • Fact #4: Neighbors in love. • The Long Note: The Kids visit Bruce as he recovers from his suicide attempt.moreless
    • #216
      #216
      Season 2 - Episode 16
      4/2/91
      9.7
      Sketches: • One Of These Five Men: Really? • Cincinnati Kid: The Cinncinnati Kid looks for the Toronto Kid. • Career Ending #2: Leslie de Gaulle Trio -- anti-Communist folk singers. • Thirty Second Stories - Joe: Magnetic Joe. •No Words: A woman misinterprets an innocent request for the time. • Thirty Second Stories - Dump: Going to the zoo. • Career Ending #1: Woman thanks Hitler. • The Trip: A trip to the farm. • Wild Weekend: Cathy has a scandalous weekend.moreless
    • #502
      Season 5 - Episode 2
      1/1/94
      9.7
      Police Department (SMB)(5): 10:00 a.m. Precinct House - "conclusion" of "Did you kill that guy?" (Police Department) • Disgusting Old Man (KMDJ)(5): old man asks neighbor to turn over his wife (Disgusting Old Man) • The Chosen One Thinker (BDK)(5): fast food crew chief/chosen one thinks • Chance Meeting* (B)(5): the story of a man's and woman's chance meeting (directed by Bruce) • Police Department (SMBD)(5): 9:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? (Police Department) • Firing Documentary (KDM)(5): man makes documentary of being fired from work • Police Department (SMB)(5): Did you kill that guy? • Grizzly* (KMD)(5): man encounters a "bear" while hunting for chicks • Police Department (SMBD)(5): 1:00 a.m. Precinct House - real "conclusion" of "Did you kill that guy?" (Police Department)moreless
    • #214
      Season 2 - Episode 14
      3/19/91
      9.6
      Sketches: • Report: A man coughs up the report in a business meeting. • Gandar #1: An attempt at hypnosis. • M. Piedlourde Court Un Marathon: Speaks for itself. • Jazz Music: Bruce hates jazz. • Gandar #2: Hypnosis attempt continued. • Touch Bellini: Announcement of the contest winner. • The Affair: Story of the secret affair. • M. Piedlourde Essait L'Auto: Speaks for itself. • Queen To Queen: Buddy and the Queen's correspondence.moreless
    • #402
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      1/1/93
      9.6
      Street Fight -- Parents Watching • Cathy & Kathie & the New Girl • Street Fight -- Confusion • Darryl on a Date -- the Oompah Band • Street Fight -- Unfair Fight • Buddy -- Virtual Reality • Cyril St. John the Escapist • Hardboiled NY Rednecks
    • #303
      #303
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      9.6
      Sketches: • Asleep on the Job: Construction worker firmly denies it. • Measure: Bruce is 17 inches tall. He thought he was 5' 7". • Nervous Break(Fast) Down: Can't fix the car without a whole lotta milka. • Raise 1: Writer of sketch wants more money. • Gimmel 100: It does everything but pay for itself. • Raise 2: Without direction, the sketch has gone on for forty days. • Tammy: Tammy meets the press.moreless
    • #518
      Season 5 - Episode 18
      1/1/94
      9.6
      Band Killer (BKM)(5): Capture of a serial killer (Police Department) • Brown Stuff (DS)(5): A.T. & Love boss has a problem (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss) • I'm Late (KB)(5): The perfect couple practices being perfect • Steps* -- AIDS (DKS)(5): Steps guys discuss AIDS (Steps) • Bye Stan* (all+J)(5): Guy wishes everyone a good weekend (Danny Husk, Cathy, Kathie, Ms. Ferguson?) • Bellini Day (BMDP)(5): Aliens celebrate Bellini Day (Paul Bellini, sorta)moreless
    • #516
      Season 5 - Episode 16
      1/1/94
      9.5
      Skit: Wrote the Report Naked Featuring: Nickels (Kevin), Danny (Scott), A.T. & Love Boss (Dave), Bingo the Clown Nickels writes the report naked, boardmembers cannot concentrate.

      Skit: Don't Shut Off My Cable! Featuring: Billy Bicks (Mark), Receptionist (Scott) Bicks begs the cable company not to shut off his cable, even though he cannot pay.

      Skit: My Gazebo! Featuring: Mrs. Larson (Kevin), Stoners (Bruce, Scott, Dave), Ofc. Henderson (Mark), Stoner's Girlfriends Mrs. Larson finds out her gazebo is gone and accuses three stoners of stealing it.

      Skit: Scott in Los Angeles Featuring: Scott (monologue) Scott has a drug-induced dream that the show is shot in Los Angeles.

      Skit: Carlos the Scientists Featuring: Darrill (Mark), Carlo (Bruce), Neeve Darrill and his cousin Neev volunteer to help Carlo with his experiments.moreless
    • #215
      Season 2 - Episode 15
      3/26/91
      9.5
      Sketches: • M. Piedlourde Donne Un Cuop De Pied An Ballon: Speaks for itself. • Scott's Not Gay: Panic! • First Time: Melanie has a date. • Bad News: He's kinda evil. • Poo Guy: Bruce is the Poo Guy • M. Piedlourde A Une Rende-Vous: Speaks for itself. • Victum: A guy who apparently wants to get beaten up. • Night Of The Cow: The story of the Night of the Cow. • M. Piedlourde Sur La Lune: Speaks for itself.moreless
    • #312
      Season 3 - Episode 12
      9.5
      Skits: • Police Department (BM)(3): 9:33 p.m. Simcoe Park - other careers: opera singer and security guard (Police Department) • Chicken Kabob (all)(3): man chokes on a chicken kabob • Fake Ed McMahon (BDM)(3): man pretends to be Ed McMahon • Police Department (BM)(3): 6:17 p.m. Westfield Ave. - shift's over (Police Department) • Buddy's Bar -- AIDS (S)(3): Buddy talks about AIDS (Buddy) • Wimpy Tea Guy (KM)(3): Mr. Tisane orders some tea (Mr. Tisane) • Police Department (BM)(3): 8:11 p.m. Logan Road - asleep on the car (Police Department) • Tammy -- The Pickle (all+P)(3): Tammy meets the Queen at a pickle factory (Tammy, The Queen, Paul Bellini)moreless
    • #417
      Season 4 - Episode 17
      1/1/93
      9.4
      Sketches:

      School janitor retires I don’t have a wife Francesca Fiore in Yugoslavia Police Department: Can you get worms? Asleep for 20 minutes Police Department: Hung-over Let the flirting begin Man can’t resist chocolate bar
    • #412
      Season 4 - Episode 12
      1/1/93
      9.4
      Sketches

      • Lucky Lobster • There's a Fine Line Between 1 • Sudelmans • Ted's Church of the Very Bright Lights • There's a Fine Line Between 2 • In the Old Days/Buddy's Bar • Lackluster Incompetent Cop • Warrior-Within Weekend
    • #202
      Season 2 - Episode 2
      10/2/90
      9.4
      Sketches: • Cops - O Canada: Our hoem and native land. • Trapper: The daily hunt begins. • Cabbage Head - Old Friends: Cabbage Head at it again. • It's Not Working Out #1: Chris is fired. • The Loner: ...And his toe. • It's Not Working Out #2: Chris is fired... again. • Simon & Hecubus: In the Pit of Ultimate Darkness. • It's Not Working Out #3: Chris is fired... one more time. • Girls Of Summer: Coach Buddy does it again.moreless
    • #113
      Season 1 - Episode 14
      1/30/90
      9.4
      Sketches: • Signs Of Loneliness: What's happening in the lonely city. • Networking: Gerald and Gerald network at a business party. • Lopez #1: Man calls out for Lopez outside of a house. • Fat Hitch-hiker: Man gives a "fat" guy a lift. • Lopez #2: Lopez continued. • No Regrets: Man criticizes donut shop customers. • The Lamp: Man who has to call the wife of a man who was killed by a lamp. • Lopez #3: Lopez continued. • Indian Woman: Boy who has decided to become an Indian woman. • Lopez #4: Credits.moreless
    • #218
      Season 2 - Episode 18
      4/16/91
      9.3
      Sketches: • Clandstein Meeting #1: Humanoids for Humanism plan to kill Cabbage Head. • The Letter: A disturbing piece of mail. • Plungers: A man talks about a great plunger salesman. • Clandstein Meeting #2: Cabbage Head is shot! •Fact #7: Aliens • Mr. Pin: Pin waiting in grocery store line impatiently. • Liza's Party: Weston Esterhazy's Hollywood spoon-head movie. • Clandstein Meeting #3: Cabbage Head in Heaven.moreless
    • #211
      Season 2 - Episode 11
      12/18/90
      9.3
      Sketches: • Fact #2: Beethovens 5th • That's America: Bruce salutes America. • Prisoner's Jam: A politician judge at a jam-tasting contest. • Fact #3: Queen's ABC's • Cuttin' It Close #1: A guy who watches for tits on TV. • Secret Of Broadway: Girls backstage discuss the new play. • Cuttin' It Close #2: A guy who finally sees some tits on TV. • Hustlers - Richard Nixon: A message to Richard Nixon. • Mispronouncer: This is why some words are spelled FOU-NET-ICK-LY • Fact #3A: Red-headed Witches. • Dead Fish: Guys who hold their arms in a tank of dead fish. • Fact Girl & Queen: Credits.moreless
    • #117
      Season 1 - Episode 18
      4/24/90
      9.3
      Sketches: • Boo!: The author of scary books. • Dracula: Leslie has a friend over. • The Middle: A comedy sketch premise. • Crushing Girlfriend: Head Crusher's friend comes over. • Mass Murderer: A look at the life of a murderer. • B&K: A song and dance team. • Darcy Pennell: Ugly women's fashions.moreless
    • #519
      Season 5 - Episode 19
      1/1/94
      9.3
      Francesca, Bruno, & the Voiceover Guy (SDM)(5): voiceover guy corrects Francesca's grammar (Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones) • Sperm Bank I (SMBK)(5): the humanoids rob a sperm bank (Humanoids for Humanism) • The Queen at Tea (DKS)(5): the Queen drops by unexpectedly for tea (The Queen) • Sperm Bank II (MBK)(5): sperm bank continued (Tucker, Armada in stills) • Man of Destiny (D)(5): a busy guy • Sperm Bank III (BM)(5): sperm bank continued (Police Department in still) • Heart Channel (all)(5): a truly bizarre pledge drive (Nena, Murray, Doctor, Nurse Unloop, Terrier) • Sperm Bank IV (-)(5): sperm bank concludedmoreless
    • #506
      Season 5 - Episode 6
      1/1/94
      9.3
      Fight-Picking Guy - This Close (SD)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight • Weston & Virgil in 1972 (SMB)(5): Weston & Virgil at school in 1972 (Weston Esterhazy, Virgil) • Power-Mad after Promotion (KDM)(5): mail clerk gets promoted and goes power-mad • Sick about Crime (D)(5): experienced cop gets sick about lawbreakers • Laundromat Business Opportunities (MB)(5): businessman tries to lease underwear • Fight-Picking Guy - Up Your Craw (SK)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight • Post-Apocalypse Poets (KMB)(5): post-apocalypse poets smokes pot and writes songs • Fight-Picking Guy - Hey! (SM)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight • Coal-Shoveler with Angst (BM)(5): coal shoveler questions lifemoreless
    • #415
      Season 4 - Episode 15
      1/1/93
      9.3
      Sketches:

      New Guy Getting ready for surgery Police Department: Got a puck Date with a junkie Pilot doesn’t want to fly Police Department: Letting his hair grow Rollerbladers Sausages
    • #507
      Season 5 - Episode 7
      1/1/94
      9.3
      Slow Motion Trick (MDK)(5): guy acts slow to make friend leave • Ex-Girlfriend Relocation (MKD)(5): guy wants to have ex-girlfriend relocated • Whores (DS)(5): looking for a hooker with a heart of gold (Whores) • Love (B): Bruce monologue about love • Breast-Obsessed Businessman (KDS)(5): man obsessed with secretary's breasts • Whores (DS)(5): "Want a date?" joke backfires (Whores) • Naive Duck Hunting (SM)(5): hunting-naive companions go duck hunting • Whores (DS)(5) • They Love Me in France (all)(5): why Kevin is popular only in Francemoreless
    • #112
      Season 1 - Episode 13
      1/23/90
      9.3
      Sketches: • Turning Over: Kathie turns over. • Mood Swing: Several mood swings happen in this lovely home. • Billy Dreamer #1 : Billy Dreamer talks to his boss. • Folk Music: A discussion of folk music. • Who's Gay In Hollywood?: Weston Esterhazy and Virgil discuss who's gay in Hollywood. • Billy Dreamer #2: Billy Dreamer dreams while watching TV with friends. • Skoora: The legend of Skoora, the gentile shark.moreless
    • Pilot
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      10/16/88
      9.2
      Sketches : Hey you Millionaires! • Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott • Recurring Characters- n/a • In short- A man asks the millionaires to leave his trash alone. Guys on Break • Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin • Recurring Characters- n/a • In short- Three men on break tell each other what they'd do with women. Working Stiffs • Stars- Mark • Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher • In short- The Headcrusher crushes yuppies' heads. Brian's Bombshell • Stars- Bruce, Dave, Scott • Recurring Characters- Fran, Gordon, Brian, Attila • In short- Fran tells about when her son came out at dinner the other night. Goodnight Nookie • Stars- Bruce, Mark • Recurring Characters- Cabbagehead • In short- Cabbagehead gets his date to let him in for a drink. Everyone's Friend • Stars- Mark • Recurring Characters- n/a • In short- A perfect life until the day his life changed forever. Oversensitive Guy • Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin • Recurring Characters- n/a • In short- The Oversensitive Guy's girlfriend dumps him. Old Lady/Battle • Stars- Kevin, Mark, Scott • Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher • In short- A man tries to save an old lady from the Headcrusher. Love at First Sight • Stars- Scott • Recurring Characters- Buddy Cole • In short- Buddy discusses the notion of love at first sight. But Do You Love *Me*? • Stars- Dave, Kevin • Recurring Characters- n/a • In short- Woman fishes for the answer she wants to hear. Rusty • Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Scott • Recurring Characters- n/a • In short- Rusty likes seniors. David Foley's power/Mark McKinney's confession • Stars- Dave, Mark • Recurring Characters- n/a • In short- Dave illustrates his power to bring out honesty from his fellow man. Naked For Jesus • Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott • Recurring Characters- n/a • In short- Are you just naked, or are you naked for Jesus? Reg • Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott • Recurring Characters- n/a • In short- Four men's buddy Reg. Headcrusher quits for the Night • Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott • Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher • In short- The Headcrusher quits for the night...or does he?moreless
    • #418
      Season 4 - Episode 18
      1/1/93
      9.2
      Sketches:

      Whores: Customers wants transvestite Darril: Evening with Mozart Whores: What movie star are you? Lawyer wants to be a fireman Buddy Cole: Eulogy You’re stupid and drunk Should Kevin take advantage of being a celebrity?
    • #505
      Season 5 - Episode 5
      1/1/94
      9.2
      Steps* -- Gay Pride (all)(5): gay pride day (Steps, Police Department) • Stump Hand Waiter (SDKB)(5): the waiter with stumps for hands (Danny Husk?) • Butt Freak Film Buff (DM)(5): the guy who likes a certain type of movie scene • Gavin at the Police Department (BKS)(5): Gavin registers a complaint at the police department (Gavin) • Steps* -- Gay Pride (DSK)(5): gay pride day continued (Steps) • Guy Who Consoles People in Hospital (DMBKJ)(5): the guy who consoles crying people in the hospital • Steps* -- Gay Pride (DSK)(5): gay pride day continued (Steps) • Evan the Stereo Salesman (BKM)(5): Evan the intense stereo salesman (Evan, Satan, Murray)moreless
    • #501
      Season 5 - Episode 1
      1/1/94
      9.2
      Idiot Boy at Work (DS)(5): Idiot Boy is causing problems at work (Idiot Boy) • Police Department (BMS)(5): 10:00 a.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? (Police Department) • You've Gained Weight (DK)(5): woman with eating disorder discusses weight problems • Police Department (BMS)(5): 6:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? (Police Department) • Feelyat! (KMSD)(5): bizarre foreign-language game show (& news bulletin) (Darryl) • Brian's Been Arrested (S)(5): Fran tells how Brian was arrested (Fran) • Police Department (BMS)(5): 11:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy? (Police Department) • The Beard (all)(5): Man's beard takes over his life (Nena)moreless
    • #209
      Season 2 - Episode 9
      12/4/90
      9.2
      Sketches: • Cops - Dream: Bust the queen while drinking tea. • Crushing Hospital: Mr. Tyzik is injured and must undergo physical therapy. • Cops - Dad: Don't love my dad. • Daddy Drank: The story of how daddy drank. • The Leash #1: The slave and master on the street. • Cops - Shelley Long: Enough said. • Knocked Out: A guy knocks himself out. • The Leash #2: Shelly Long. • The Last Straw: Gavin pesters his mother while she's on the phone. • Parenting: Disillusioned parents hold a press conference. • Dead Dad: The Kids discuss beating up their fathers.moreless
    • #118
      Season 1 - Episode 19
      5/1/90
      9.2
      Sketches: • Love Me: Guy cooking steaks; guys runs up. • Stinky Pink: Fran's friend Barbara explains to her son about her separation and new hair color. • Premise Beach #1: People who shouldn't run for office. • Crouton: The story of the big crouton. • Olympics: Tragedy at the olympics. • Premise Beach #2: People with gift heads. • Shitty Soup: Everyone who comes here has it. • She's Gone : Girl leaves guy because of fly on his face.moreless
    • #103
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      11/7/89
      9.1
      Sketches: • Gunslinger #2: Gunfighter that runs a concession stand. • Gorilla: Slapstick sketch about guys attacked by gorilla. • Hey Man #1: Man harassed by guys on the street • Citizen Kane: Two friends have a dispute about the name of a movie. • Contact Lenses: Story of a modern hero told by guy in an alley • Hey Man #2: Family harassed by guys continued. • Salty Ham: Gordon complains about Fran's salty ham. • Hey Man #3: Funeral goers harassed by guys concluded.moreless
    • #119
      Season 1 - Episode 20
      5/8/90
      9.1
      Sketches: • Hey Baby: Guys at a bar bark at women. • Island Boys: Island-native brothers discuss manhood. • Can't Kill Rock: Bobby and teacher discuss the death of rock. • Tarantula: The pick up artist. • Cat's Away: Guys party when girlfriends leave. • Mutilated: Scott complaining about some missing... skin. • Car Ride: A nice ride through the country. • Owww: Monique the pyromaniac is fired.moreless
    • #322
      Season 3 - Episode 22
      9.0
      Skits: Withstanding Blatant Abuse • Stars- Bruce, Mark • Recurring Characters- Cops • In short- He didn't interfere because he though they knew each other. Strip Club • Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott • Recurring Characters- Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady, Emcee • In Short- The freaks attend a strip show with Rooster Boy. Old Lady Falls Down • Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott • Recurring Characters- Cops • In short- The cops don't get involved when a man helps an old lady up. Videos • Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark • Recurring Characters- Lex, Dean • In Short- Dean borrows a video from Lex and fails to return it. Canada Abandons Monarchy • Stars- Mark, Scott • Recurring Characters- The Queen, Prince Edward • In Short- The Queen interrupts a broadcast of raging rivers. Sleeping on the Squad Car • Stars- Bruce, Mark • Recurring Characters- Cops • In short- He fell asleep on the hood of the car. Stay Down! • Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott • Recurring Characters- Sid, Sharisse, The Queen, Sid's Friend • In short- Sid keeps coming back for more.moreless
    • #508
      Season 5 - Episode 8
      1/1/94
      9.0
      555-SLUT (none): gross guy's phone sex ad • Chicken Lady at the Mall (DMSB)(5): Chicken Lady masturbates at the mall (Chicken Lady) • Old People (B)(5): Bruce monologue about old people • Office Joker Revenge (MKB)(5): man wants to get revenge against office joker • 555-SLUT (none)(5): gross guy's phone sex ad • Exercise Class Instructors (MBS)(5): exercise class teachers have a fight • 555-SLUT (D)(5): friend-of-gross-guy's phone talk ad • Embarrasing Dinner (KSDM)(5): man's companion snorts coke at dinner (Smitty)moreless
    • #301
      Season 3 - Episode 1
      1/1/91
      9.0
      Sketches:

      Plane: Flight attendants burst into restaurant. • Body Conscious: : Man asks if he's always had breasts, or are they new. • Cabbie - Bigot: Cabbie blames "certain people." • Chicken Lady Show: The freaks attend a strip show with Rooster Boy. • Cabbies - Pris: Cabbie shoots other cars, delivers a package, and picks up other fares. • Cops - Abuse: He didn't interfere because he thought they knew each other. • Small C: They discuss Mickey Rooney and small "C" celebrities. • The Pen: A bank teller lost the pen he does his work with. • Cops - Movie: They discuss a film about a murder, while guarding a dead body. • Touch Me There: Danny Husk wants his wife to pay his nipples more attention.moreless
    • #205
      Season 2 - Episode 5
      10/23/90
      9.0
      Sketches: • The Jury: Bruce is charged in court with being an asshole. • Cops - Shootout: A standoff. • Prisoner: Buddy explains how he got put in prison. • Sizzler & The Bank: The Sizzlers try to rob a bank. • Cops - 211 In Progress: The cops in action. • Chicken Lady: The Chicken Lady gets a date. • Drugs Are Bad: Kevin reports hash dealers to the cops. • Cops - Prisoner: Locked keys in car. • Clean Sheets: Best things in life. • Justice: The trial of a lifetime.moreless
    • #106
      Season 1 - Episode 7
      12/5/89
      8.9
      Sketches: • Thirty Helens Agree #1: "Tattoos aren't for everyone." • Bored Rober: Apathetic burglar robs apathetic homeowner. • Running Faggot: The song of the running faggot. • Thirty Helens Agree #2: Twenty-Nine Helens Agree, "Promptness is important." • Flogging: Tense businessmen go to the gym to relax. • The Trucker: The story of a truck owner. • Can I Keep Him?: Kid brings home a stray businessman.moreless
    • #419
      Season 4 - Episode 19
      1/1/93
      8.9
      Sketches:

      Bike courier working on two hours sleep Pay me $20 I’m charging you! Problem with the atrium Drunk chick dances alone Art class Hopeless romantic A gay angel
    • #109
      Season 1 - Episode 10
      1/2/90
      8.9
      Sketches: • A Place To Die #1: Man explains how he's going to die in the house he was born. • Secretaries: Cathy & Kathie gossip about Tanya • A Place To Die#2 : Die in that house continued. •Preacher: Mark's preacher character • Weston: Weston discusses the stars. • A Place To Die #3: Die in that house contiuned. • Teddy Bear's Picnic: Father tries to put his kid to sleep with a story.moreless
    • #111
      Season 1 - Episode 12
      1/16/90
      8.9
      Sketches: • Night Of The Living Dead: Silly parody of the movie. • Can Never Go Home Attilla and his lover have a spat. • Thirty Helens Agree #1: Coleslaw • Under Control: Fire at A.T. & Love. • Gunslinger #1: Once shot a man just to watch him die. • Star Crossed Lovers: The lovers that were like Romeo and Juliet were. • Thirty Helens Agree #2: "Hawaii was better before." • Barbershop: Clem tells stories in the barber shop.moreless
    • #104
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      11/14/89
      8.9
      Sketches: • Deja Vu: Guys fighting in alley, one gets deja vu • Asshole: Rude guy ruins some friends' evening out. • The Daves I Know: Bruce sings about the Daves he knows. • Menstruation: Dave talks about menstruation. •House Rules: Man fighting with wife demands to be let into the house. • The Dinner: Timmy tries to console his mother & father. • Sick Of The Swiss: The guy who is sick of the Swiss. • Country Doctor: The leisurely country doctor comes to save the farmer.moreless
    • #120
      Season 1 - Episode 21
      5/15/90
      8.8
      Sketches: • Fat Man: The fat man song. • How We Met Nena and husband find out how their friends met. • Thirty Helens Agree #1 : "There's a time and a place to show photos of your kids." •Bank People: Who the hell are they. • Double Date: The guys go on a date in a restaurant. • Buddy Is Canadian: Buddy discusses Canadians. • Buddy Holly: What Buddy Holly was really like. • Thirty Helens Agree #2: "A Helen is a Helen." • The Dr. Seuss Bible: A presentation of the Bible if it was written by Dr. Seuss.moreless
    • #204
      Season 2 - Episode 4
      10/16/90
      8.8
      Sketches: • Nutty Bunnies: Nutty bunnies frolick in a field. • Queer Nation: Buddy talks about who is gay. • Cops - Uniform: Proper Uniforms. • Excellent Dinner: Darryl on a Date. • Cops - Stanze: The proper way. •The Parrot: A man with nagging wife and parrot. • Cops - Naked: Naked through the woods. • Customer: Man who wanted his bill five minutes ago. • On The Run: The Cops chase some escaped convicts.moreless
    • #416
      Season 4 - Episode 16
      1/1/93
      8.8
      Sketches:

      Defendant blows the case Kathy & Cathy: Monday morning meeting The Voices Steps Drinking with your dad Steps: Dressing in drag Man collects bad art Steps: We’re shallow
    • #105
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      11/21/89
      8.8
      Sketches: • Indian Drum: Man screams about his lost indian drum • Geralds: Businessmen negotiate relationships. • Crushing Disco #1: Head crusher crushes heads outside a club. • Good Grandpa: Family at dinner talks about Grandpa's poo. • Explore Scott: Take a vacation on Scott's body. • Are Extraterrestrials Dull?: Exploration of the question "Are Extraterrestrials Dull?" • Elvis: Bruce wonders what it would be like if Elvis were his landlord. • Crushing Disco #2: Head crusher continued.moreless
    • #114
      Season 1 - Episode 15
      4/3/90
      8.8
      Sketches: • Editors Intro: Editors discuss what to cut. • Breakup: Song about Bobby's breakup. • Editors #2: Editors discuss what to cut continued. • I Lied: Story of a man and his father. • Dull Death: The guy with the life-after death experience. • I'm A Cat The life of a cat, with the cat jazz band. • My Routine: The everyday routine of one man. • Schoolroom: Boring teacher has affair during class. • Editors Finale : Editors discuss what to cut continued.moreless
    • #210
      Season 2 - Episode 10
      12/11/90
      8.8
      Sketches: • Guess Your Weight: Guy who can guess everything but weight. • Go For Guilt: Nena's first date with a guy. • Hustlers - Math Teachers: The message to the old math teachers. • Fag Basher: Leslie saves a guy from fag bashers. • Friendly Rivals: Worker who keeps a list of his office enemies. • Show Within A Show: The Scott Thompson show by Scott Thompson. • Mr. Hugula: A man in restaurant who can't remember who he is. • Housework Hustlers: Men whoring their maid service. • Choclate: The girls have a get-together. • Eating In The Shower: Credits.moreless
    • #116
      Season 1 - Episode 17
      4/17/90
      8.7
      Sketches: • The Floater: Man wonders how did this happen. • Is He?: Cathy & Kathie wonder if the new guy is gay. • Thirty Helens Agree #1: Pens. • Manny Coon: A brief speech by Manny Coon. • Thirty Helens Agree #2: Minds. • Bass Player: A tribute to a bass player • Compensation: Workmen explain how compensation works. • Thirty Helens Agree #3: Disagree. • Power Of My Cock: A man holds the house hostage from inside the bathroom.moreless
    • #517
      Season 5 - Episode 17
      1/1/94
      8.7
      Greater Possibilities (DK)(5): Man with submarine for an office • Steps Guys at Home (SDK)(5): Butch calls 555-JERK (Steps) • "Living Proof" Press Conference (MKB)(5): Band dies in a bus crash • Big Bucks* (B)(5): Man with a bizarre job gets the big bucks (directed by Bruce)
    • #121
      Season 1 - Episode 22
      5/22/90
      8.7
      Sketches: Death Row: Episode 115 • Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark • Recurring Characters- Melanie • In short- Girls discuss cutest boy on death row. Banker Doesn't Like Us: Episode 108 • Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott • Recurring Characters- "Nobody Likes Us" Guys • In Short- They can't get a loan because Elinor doesn't like them. Buddy's Better: Episode 102 • Stars- Scott • Recurring Characters- Buddy Cole • In short- Buddy comments on what "they say" about the races. Crusing Your Head #2: Episode 101 • Stars- Dave, Bruce, Mark, Kevin, Scott • Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher • In Short- The Headcrusher crushes businessmen's heads. Citizen Kane: Episode 103 • Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Scott • Recurring Characters- n/a • In Short- It was Citizen Kane...or maybe it was Psycho. Car Ride: Episode 119 • Stars- Bruce • Recurring Characters- n/a • In short- The $300 car. Womyn: Episode #102 • Stars- Dave, Bruce, Mark, Kevin, Scott • Recurring Characters- n/a • In short- Five men discuss things, like being a woman, during a game of cards. Crushing Your Head #3: Episode 101 • Stars- Mark • Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher • In short- The Headcrusher talks to a businessman wannabe. Banker Doesn't Like Us #2: Episode 108 • Stars- Dave, Kevin • Recurring Characters- "Nobody Likes Us" Guys • In short- Hang in there.moreless
    • #107
      Season 1 - Episode 8
      12/12/89
      8.6
      Sketches: • Hotel La Rut #1: They can't help thinking about Tony. • Plummet: Parachuters wonder about the odds. • Hotel La Rut #2: Hotel continued. • First Poem: Angered by world, Bobby writes first poem. • Fletcher Christian: Not the real Fletcher Christian. • Hotel La Rut #3: Hotel continued. • Joymakers: Nena from Joymakers makes a surprise party at A.T. & Love.moreless
    • #110
      Season 1 - Episode 11
      1/9/90
      8.6
      Sketches: • Hoopla: Security guard complains about hoopla. • McGuillicutty & Green: Vaudeville act with bad straight man. • Wake Up!: The drunk brothers come over at 3AM. • MacIntyre's Name: The story of a farmer. • One Step At A Time: Two guys discuss taking things one step at a time.. • Nobody Likes Us: "Nobody Likes Us" guys sing on a bus. • McGuillicutty & Kurosawa: Yet another bad straight man. • Three For The Moon Three guys sit on wall and discuss the moon.moreless
    • #510
      Season 5 - Episode 10
      1/1/94
      8.6
      Lick Town Clean (DK)(5): residents must lick the town clean • Agents in the Bar (SMK)(5): the Sudelmans in the bar order drinks after last call (Sudelmans) • The Lovers 3* (DM)(5): the lovers talk about their love (directed by Mark) • Noisy Kid (MBKD)(5): man in line complains about a yakky kid • Dave/Elk (DS)(5): comparison of Dave and an elk [Scott narrates] • Humpback Gays (BS)(5): gay pair discusses one guy's hump (Butchie?) • The Lovers 4* (DM)(5): the lovers talk about their love (directed by Mark) • My Training* (BKM)(5): man who participates in competitive bathtub-soakingmoreless
    • #321
      Season 3 - Episode 21
      8.5
      Skits: Girls! Girls! Girls! • Stars- Kevin, Mark • Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher • In short- Man finds the Headcrusher after following a sign for girls. Marriages • Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott • Recurring Characters- n/a • In short- A woman repeatedly remarries after repeated marrying the wrong guy. Blame for Blue Jays Loss • Stars- Kevin, Mark • Recurring Characters- Bigot Cabbie • In short- Cabbie blames "certain people." Man Boobs • Stars- Dave, Scott • Recurring Characters- Danny Husk • In short- Man asks if he's always had breasts, or are they new. Blood From a Stone • Stars- n/a • Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl • In short- You can get blood from a stone. Road Rage • Stars- Kevin, Mark, Scott • Recurring Characters- Bigot Cabbie, Psycho Cabbie • In Short- Cabbie shoots other cars, delivers a package, and picks up other fares. The Thrift Shop • Stars- Kevin, Mark, Scott • Recurring Characters- Raj, Christine, Lacey • In Short- They talk about their freaky day. My Pen! • Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott • Recurring Characters- Psycho Cabbie • In short- A bank teller lost the pen he does his work with. "It's a Fact" Girl Wants More Money • Stars- Mark • Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl, Murray • In short- While she's on strike, Mark fills in.moreless
    • #102
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      10/31/89
      8.4
      Sketches: • Thirty Helens Agree #1: "Love hurts." • Sketch Comedy: A comedy premise. • Thirty Helens Agree #2: "Honesty is the best policy." • Cabbage Head Restaurant: Cabbage Head goes on a date. • Tractor: Impromptu tractor formed with children. • Sarcastic Guy: The guy who can't help being sarcastic. • Buddy's Better: Buddy discusses the races. • Thirty Helens Agree #3: "You can't pay too much for a good pair of shoes." • Womyn: The guys discuss the ways they want to be like women.moreless
    • #407
      Season 4 - Episode 7
      1/1/93
      8.3
      Sketches

      • Sarcastic Conversation Baiter • Chicken Lady Visits Her Old House • He's 45 • Bad Doctor -- Confusing Names • Seven Things to Do Today • He's 45 • He's 45 • Fran & Judy the New Widow
    • #108
      Season 1 - Episode 9
      12/19/89
      8.3
      Sketches: • Ping Pong #1: The annoying ping pong watcher's commentary. • The Vacation: The family blowout before the trip. • Ping Pong #2: The annoying ping pong watcher. • Chain Gang: Guy from the chain gang is recognized in a restaurant. • Banker Doesn't Like Us #1: The "Nobody Likes Us" Guys try to get a loan. • Dinosaurs: Buddy talks about dinosaurs' bad manners • Ping Pong #3: The annoying ping pong watcher. • Tony Comes To Dinner: White girl brings home a black boyfriend to meet her parents. • Banker Doesn't Like Us #2: The "Nobody Likes Us" Guys continued.moreless
    • #115
      Season 1 - Episode 16
      4/10/90
      8.1
      Sketches: • Death Row: Girls discuss cutest boy on death row. • Man Guy: The faux blues man from Vermont. • Crazy Love: The men who love all women. • Buddy's Island Buddy stranded on a desert Island. • Captain Alan: Drunk guy pretends to be a cop. • Mechanic: The mechanic with the beautiful blonde locks. • Baby: A baby-less couple talks to a mother in the park.moreless
    • #410
      Season 4 - Episode 10
      1/1/93
      8.1
      Sketches

      • Michael the Incompetent Receptionist • Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Employee-Employer Exchange • Police Department • Psychic Delivery Service women taken advantage of by psychics • Police Department • Making Answering Machine Messages • Police Department • Mr. Tisane and the Trial
    • #411
      Season 4 - Episode 11
      1/1/93
      8.1
      Sketches

      • What a Best Friend Is • Anal-Probing Aliens • I'm a Good Worker Now • Whores • Rod Torfulson's Armada ( • Do Re Mi Song • Dear Guy I Clotheslined d • Whores • Parents who Find their Son's Pot
    • #208
      Season 2 - Episode 8
      11/13/90
      8.0
      Sketches: • I Can't Play The Piano: A horrible lounge act sing a song. • Democracy: A birth of a nation. • Tampa Bay: Gordon is fired. • Cops - Duck: A duck? • Freak: A man who bleeds at will! • Cops - Tony Baldwin: Real cops with fake cops. • Seminar Money Momentum!!! • Celebrity: A night with Tony Baldwin. • Liposuction: What a lovely song.moreless
    • #401
      Season 4 - Episode 1
      1/1/93
      8.0
      Sketches:

      Cameraman Memorial: A memorial for Ted Riley who died in a Toonces the Cat type car crash. • The Night I Connected With My Dog: Bruce connects with a dog for which he previously felt nothing. • Taxi Birth: Afterwards, he'll help people, but legitimate fares come first. • Hookers - Undercover: The whores smell the cops from a mile away. • Repair: Tucker will figure it out; he just needs more time. • Hair Styles: Coping with the pressure through hair styles. • Rude Awakening: A man wakes up with a giant spider on his face. • Hookers - Tourist: Damn tourists. At least they took her wallet. • Would You Do An Alien?: One would. One wouldn't. • Work Pig: A hyper businessman takes time out to get his heart working again.moreless
    • #406
      Season 4 - Episode 6
      1/1/93
      7.9
      Sketches

      • Can I Turn on the Radio? • Becoming a Booster • The Losers • Traveling Blade Sharpener • Times Are Changing • The Losers • Forced Date • What Am I Doing • The Losers
    • #408
      Season 4 - Episode 8
      1/1/93
      7.9
      Sketches

      • Whores • Gavin -- Door-to-Door Missionaries • Car Stalle • Dull since the Heart Attack • Whores (SDM)(4) • Kevin's Family and Airport Movies Series • My God They Can Read My Thoughts • Awkward Thanksgiving
    • #403
      Season 4 - Episode 3
      1/1/93
      7.7
      Sketches

      • Fiore Parfums Commercial • Whores • The Fantasy Sexual Indescretion • I'm Turning Assistant into a Rat • Whores • Phil from the Warehouse with the Pains in his Head • Whores • The "Will Do" Guy in Prison
    • #404
      Season 4 - Episode 4
      1/1/93
      7.4
      Sketches

      • Governor's Wrong Number • Spot Bellini Contest • The Fight Pickers • Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Multiple Personalities • The Fight Pickers • The Sandwich People • Meeting of the Ontario Dental Association • Bauer at Kyle's
    • #306
      Season 3 - Episode 6
      1/1/08
      7.3
      Sketches: • Cops - Night 1: And to top things off, Sarge lost his badge. • Accents: If you want to work in dinner theatre, listen to him. • Original Bat: Larry's mother makes potato salad for unseen visitors. •Bingo: It's easy to point the finger at the clown. • Drag Revolution: Scott's recount of the Drag Revolution. Miss Ross has a gun. • Cops - Night 2: Examining photos of the suspect. • Teamwork: Stories about the ultimate bad boss are retold. • Cops - Night 3: He loans his gun to someone who asks to see it.moreless
    • #405
      Season 4 - Episode 5
      1/1/93
      7.2
      Sketches

      • 7 at 11 News - Weatherman is Not God : the weatherman is not God (Channel 7 News, Nena) • Emergency Room Joker : A seriously injured patient takes time out for a few gags • Donovan responds to Scott's ad: • Out of Body Experience • Sex Girl Patrol • So says you!moreless
    • #409
      Season 4 - Episode 9
      1/1/93
      7.0
      Sketches

      • Chalet 2000
    • #413
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      1/1/93
      7.0
      Sketches

      • Police Department • Sid & Sharisse and the Pizza Guy • Police Department • Ed the Fraud Businessman • The Whores and Rudy • Mark's "Fan" Mail -- the Secret of Nudity • Police Department Cherry Beach • Tarzan the Businessman • Detective Peter Prince -- the Kitty Case
    • #307
      Season 3 - Episode 7
      1/1/91
      0.0
      Sir Simone has a date in the Pit of Ultimate Darkness, Bruce meets a man who could be his identical twin, and a guy mocks people in a waiting room. Meanwhile, Danny Husk reads the paper to discover that he has been kidnapped. Sketches include: Mom or Dad, Evol, Same as Bruce, Mocking, Sacking All Admirals, Waiting Room, and Kidnapped.moreless
    • #216
      Season 2 - Episode 16
      4/2/91
      0.0
      From the Anti-Communist folk singer, Leslie de Gaulle Trio to the Cincinnati Kid, who's come looking for earch for the Toronto Kid, the bizarre characters and situations featured in this episode are sure to leave you laughing. Sketches include: One of these Five Men, Cincinnati Kid, Career Ending 2, 30 Second Stories: Joe, No Words, 30 Second Stories: Dump, Career Ending 1, The Trip, and Wild Weekend.moreless
    • #310
      Season 3 - Episode 10
      1/1/92
      0.0
      In this Kids in the Hall episode Scott's clone won't stop misbehaving, a man shows his girlfriend a dead body in a field and Mark has to fill in for the Fact Girl while she's on strike. Sketches include: Fact - Stone, After The Film, Replaced 1, Grandpa Geralds, Wages, Replaced 2, Haggle, Fact - Uncle, Captain Calm, Fact Strike, and Replaced 3.moreless
    • Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
      Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
      Season 5 - Episode 23
      4/12/96
      0.0
      The world is not a happy place. That's according to Dr.Chris Cooper (K). He and his team of scientists Alice (B), Simon (M) and Baxter (S) are working on a new drug that will cure depression. When they try it on the depressed old lady Mrs.Hurdicure (S) it works and makes her happy. Meanwhile, at Roritor Drug Company, Don Roritor (M) has just found out that if he doesn't find a new drug soon they'll close down the company. So he sends this right hand man Marv (D) to find scientists with new drugs. One makes a drug that gives worms to ex-girlfriends (B). Another makes a pill like Stummies (Roritor's last success) only bigger. And with flipper babies (S). When Marv gets Chris, Roritor asks him if the drug is ready or not. If not, they'll shut down his lab. So he tells them they drug is ready. The scientists think it needs more testing and it isn't ready. Meanwhile, Chris gets down to buisness to making a name for the drug with hot-shot cool jerk Cisco (B). The name:Gleemonex. Soon Gleemonex is #1 on Drug Weekly and beets Penecillin! So Roritor makes it non-perscription. Then they get coustomers like rock god Grivo (B) who takes the drug and gives us a taste of Happiness Pie. Also Wally Terzynski (S) a man in denial of being gay. Gleemonex is on top of the game. Until Alice finds out that people who take the drug start getting comas. At first Chris doesn't belive her and sees that Mrs.Hurdicure had gone into a coma. So he turns to Don who won't tell the media. Will he get to the media? Maybe, maybe not!moreless
    • #316
      Season 3 - Episode 16
      1/1/92
      0.0
      Catch up with all you favorite characters in this Kids in the Hall episode, where Mississippi Gary sings the After-Death blues, the fact Girl discusses the importance of cleaning your ears, and one of the Sizzler Sisters becomes sane. Meanwhile, a man tries to be a shoe from a salesman who claims, in English, that he does not speak English. Sketches include: Resemble, Treatment, Fact - Ears, Night Train, Garbage Man, Fact Vanilla Ice, and Bauer.moreless
    • #219
      Season 2 - Episode 19
      4/30/91
      0.0
      A man in a record store thinks about getting a Doors album and the secretaries are all exhausted because the office switched to decaf. Meanwhile, a man tries to be a shoe from a salesman who claims, in English, that he does not speak English. Sketches include: The Cure, Secretaries: Logey, 30 Second Stories: Tess, Directions, Excellent Guy: Big Brother, 30 Second Stories: Office Party, Taxpayer, 30 Second Stories: Fries, and Into the Doors.moreless
    • #303
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      1/1/91
      0.0
      A construction worker firmly denies that he was asleep on the job and Bruce discovers that he is only seventeen inches tall. Sketches include: Asleep on the Job, Measure, Nervous Break(fast) Down, Raise 1, Gimmel 100, Raise 2, and Tammy.
    • #309
      Season 3 - Episode 9
      1/1/92
      0.0
      An old lady falls down and then gets robbed, but the Cops don't want to get involved in something like that. Meanwhile, a sketch artist is able to draw people he's never seen based only on their voice while the street sinegrs receive a visit from the Loser Research Foundation. Sketches include: Cops - Old Lady, The Gif, Babysitter, M. Piedlourde Puts His Pants On, Paris, Street Singers, M. Piedlourde Deteste Le Film, Macaroni.moreless
    • #315
      Season 3 - Episode 15
      1/1/92
      0.0
      A businessman just stares and stares, a man debates whether he should call a girl, and the Cops wonder why someone would abandon a perfectly good potato. Sketches include: Cops - Potato, Serial, Gross 1, Cops - Thinking, Home Alone , Opened Up, Gross 2, and Shirlers.
    • Episode 22
      Season 1 - Episode 22
      0.0
    • #304
      Season 3 - Episode 4
      1/1/91
      0.0
      A magical flying pig is explained to a man who has never heard of him, the Best Actor award at the Oscars results in a three-way toe, and an axe murderer politely asks an old lady if he can borrow her axe. Also, it's the nineties, men wear earrings. Sketches include: Golf, Earring, Flying Pig 1, Queen's Address, Flying Pig 2, Academy Awards, Cops Flying Pig, Chop Chop, and Flying Pig 3.moreless
    • #522
      Season 5 - Episode 22
      1/1/95
      0.0
      This Season 5 Best-Of Compilation features fan-favorite sketches: God is Dead, Chicken Lady at the Mall, Hillbilly's Problem, The Convenience Store Worker, Meet Your New Male Slave, and Disgusting Old Man.
    • #320
      Season 3 - Episode 20
      1/1/92
      0.0
      Check out this group of hilarious sketches featuring the Bearded Lady, spy models, and a horny patient. Sketches include: On The Subject Of Me - Spleen, Chicken Wedding, Whatever, Regrets, Check-up, On The Subject of Me - Caesarian, and Spy Models.
    • #509
      Season 5 - Episode 9
      1/1/94
      0.0
      Steps* -- Coming Out (DSK)(5): Steps guys discuss coming out to their parents (Steps) • Crab Shampoo (KM)(5): American in Canada wants crab shampoo • Obfuscator Boyfriend (DB)(5): man obfuscates about moving in together • Mr. Tisane's Tea Problem (KMD)(5): Mr. Tisane addicted to tea (Mr. Tisane) • Boiled Potatoes (MDSK)(5): a man has an idea for a new restaurant • Steps* -- Movie (KDSB)(5): Steps guys see Intimate Circumstances (Steps)moreless
    • #305
      Season 3 - Episode 5
      1/1/91
      0.0
      Check out this group of hilarious sketches that feature an open letter addressed to the guy who stole his bike wheel as well as pen letter addressed to the people who stood by and watched. Sketches include: Presentation, Tanya's Goodbye, Open Letter 1, Tucker, Open Letter 2, Until Proven Guilty, and Underage.moreless
    • Episode 18
      Episode 18
      Season 4 - Episode 18
      0.0
    • #207
      Season 2 - Episode 7
      11/6/90
      0.0
      Gavin irritates a guy painting a chair and a cheating man sings a song in a western bar. Sketches include: Lady Is a Tramp, Meet the Geralds, I'm English, Lady Is a Tramp Part II, Painting a Chair, The Lack O Trust Blues, and Lady Is a Tramp Part III.
    • #206
      Season 2 - Episode 6
      10/30/90
      0.0
      In this episode, the Kids introduce Theo, the cool teacher who confides to his class, as well as the Bad Anecdote Guy. Meanwhile, Buddy spots a nymph in the woods. Sketches include: Second Novel, Baboon, Hair Loss, Conversation, Buddy: Wood Nymph, Anecdote, and Groovy Teacher.
    • #203
      Season 2 - Episode 3
      10/9/90
      0.0
      The crazy Sizzler sisters perform their lounge act and news anchorman cannot stop laughing while trying to report the news. Meanwhile, Kathie the secretary, wins Miss Canada. Sketches include: Mark's Newscast: Paper Airplanes, Sizzler & Sizzler, Pageant, Tony and Nick, Mark's Newscast: Meech Lake, A Little Something, and Phone.
    • #418
      Season 4 - Episode 18
      1/1/93
      0.0
      In this episode of Kids in the Hall, Kevin ponders whether he should use his celebrity status to his advantage, Buddy remembers a friend while at a cemetary, and the Whores talk about who they pretend to be when they're working. Sketches include: Whores 1, Darryl on a Date, Whores 2,Fireman Wannabe, Buddy, Steven the Stupid Drunk, Whores 2, and Kevin.moreless
    • #212
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      3/5/91
      0.0
      On a faraway planet, a son asks his father about the place they call Vegas. Meanwhile, a support group helps men tyrannized by their bladders while Dave provides proof that Jesus was a bad carpenter. Sketches include: Cops: Bubble Bath, How I Sleep, Old Friends, Standing, Vegas, Carpenter, Cops: Daughter, and Encounter.moreless
    • #313
      Season 3 - Episode 13
      1/1/92
      0.0
      From a man who works in a wig shop trying to convince everyone he's not bald, to a pizza guy lusting after schoolgirls and Sid wondering if he is too small to love, this episode of Kids in the Hall is sure to keep you laughing. Sketches include: Boxing, Pizzeria, On The Subject of Me - Cow, Bartending School, On The Subject of Me - Caricature, The Sudelmans, On The Subject of Me - Moustache, and My Horrible Secret.moreless
    • #412
      #412
      Season 4 - Episode 12
      1/1/93
      0.0
      In this episode, the Kids discuss the fine line between a nice guy, a loser, and a potential stalker and someone tries to detract from Ted's Church of the Very Bright Light. Meanwhile, a man lices through his hangover to tell the tale. Sketches include: Lucky Lobster, Fine Line 1, The Sudelmans, Ted's Church, Fine Line 2, Buddy, Apathetic Cop, and Danny Husk.moreless
    • #513
      #513
      Season 5 - Episode 13
      1/1/94
      0.0
      m a man who talks to his clothes to an old man who asks women to dance in their underwear, this episode of Kids in the Hall is sure to keep you laughing. Sketches include: Clothes-Talker, Sid & Sharisse Wedding, Whores 1, Darn Near Puked, Whores 2, Scott's Vision, and Again! Again!moreless
    • #317
      Season 3 - Episode 17
      1/1/92
      0.0
      A man reminisces about the Flying Pig and a woman naming her god "Spot". Meanwhile, Tanya annoys people at a party. Sketches include: Father Figure 1, God, Darcy & Francesca, Father Figure 2, Letters From A Sick Bed, Joint, Father Figure 3, and Joint Tag.
    • #217
      Season 2 - Episode 17
      4/9/91
      0.0
      Check out this group of sketches featuring a song in which someone gets $1000 and someone gets punched, and the Head Crusher, who finally faces down his nemesis. Sketches include: Thousand Dollars, Cops: Towing; Decorator 1, Headcrusher: Rival, Shortest, Bellini Finale, Cops: Graveyard, Governor, Ham of Truth, and Decorator 2.
    • #314
      Season 3 - Episode 14
      1/1/92
      0.0
      Check out this group of sketches featuring poems by the Emperor of Japan as well as Brice's advice for breaking into showbiz. Sketches include: Poem 99 Bottles, Funeral Home, Poem The Fall, The King, Advice, Scar, PoemThe Empress, and Emergency Troupe Meeting.
    • #319
      Season 3 - Episode 19
      1/1/92
      0.0
      The Kids celebrate Scott's 100th portrayal of a waiter and Hecubus is both fired and rehired. Meanwhile, a wife walks in on her husband and a thief in bed, but at least he's not gay again. Sketches include: What, Cattle Call, Clock Radio, Excellent Mom Frame, Cattle Call 2, Long Story, and Celebration.moreless
    • #220
      Season 2 - Episode 20
      5/7/91
      0.0
      Check out the story of the tube top of justice as well as the boss who looks for someone to blame for the bad weather. Sketches include: Lively Party, Butcher Shop, Cops: Sexism, Who's to Blame, Cops: Clouds, Having Tea, Faux Pas, Cops: Partners, Messages, Tube Top Justice, and Hazy Movie.moreless
    • #511
      #511
      Season 5 - Episode 11
      1/1/94
      0.0
      A man complains about being a test-tube baby and Kathie sleeps with dry cleaner. Meanwhile, the starving street singers look for food. Sketches include: The Test-Tube Baby, Kathie, Whores 1, Starving Street Singers, Communist Threat, Whores 2, and Girlfriend's Jobs.
    • #201
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      9/25/90
      0.0
      In this episode you'll meet the paranoid undercover alien who overreacts to innocent questions, the bad doctor who just states facts, and the most handsome man in the world. Sketches include: Spring, Comfortable, Trucker #2, Hard Day, Off Swingin', The Doctor, and Bobby and the Devil.
    • #308
      Season 3 - Episode 8
      1/1/91
      0.0
      From a sketch where Einstein is mocked to a sketch about three men who take pride in their huge guts, this Kids in the Hall episode is sure to leave you laughing. Sketches include: Genius, Gut, Wedding Virgin, Terrier, Wedding Toast, Freedom of Speech, Wedding Objection, and Excellent Patio.
    • #318
      Season 3 - Episode 18
      1/1/92
      0.0
      In this episode of Kids in the Hall, you'll learn about the alternate conclusion to Old Yeller, Drugs and other Vices, as well as how to deal with noisy people. Sketches include: Old Yeller 1,Skeletons, Ugly Situation, Vicky, Old Yeller 2, Armada, and Horsey.
    • #311
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      1/1/92
      0.0
      A woman repeatedly remarries after repeatedly marrying the wrong guy, a man is put on trial for sexually harassing himself, and the hip guy and his wife introduce their lovers. Sketches include: Girls, Mr. Right, He's Hip 1, Extreme, He's Hip 2, Harassment, He's Hip 3, and Stay Down.
    • #521
      Season 5 - Episode 21
      1/1/95
      0.0
      How to end the final season in the KIDS IN THE HALL? Have everyone fired, shut down Buddy's bar, and witness a burial! Sketches include: End of the Beginning, Armada Grows Old, The Sixth Kid, Buddy's Bar, A.T. & Love Buyou, and Burial.
    • #516
      #516
      Season 5 - Episode 16
      1/1/94
      0.0
      A free spirit writes a police report naked, a Korean War vet doesn't want to lose his cable, and Scott gives a monologue about a dream he had. Sketches include: Don't Shut off My Cable!, Police Department, Scott on Los Angeles, and Carlo the Scientist.
    • #421
      Season 4 - Episode 21
      1/1/93
      0.0
      The best of the best from The Kids in the Hall Complete Season Four featuring a Fiore!, The Collector, and The Escape Artist. Sketches include: Fiore!, Things to Do, The Collector, Steps - Hot, The Night I Connected With My Dog, The Escape Artist, and Steps - Issues.
    • #422
      Season 4 - Episode 22
      1/1/93
      0.0
      This Season 3 Best-of compilation features fan-favorite sketches including: Cannibal, Try It Now!, Hookers - Puppet, Lost And Found, Career Crisis, Hookers Transvestites, Answering Machine, and Chicken Lady - Homecoming.
    • #519
      #519
      Season 5 - Episode 19
      1/1/94
      0.0
      The voiceover guy corrects Francesca Fiore's grammar. Meanwhile, the Queen drops by unexpectedly for tea, and the Humanoids for Humanism rob a sperm bank. Sketches include: Francesca, Bruno & the Voiceover Guy, Sperm Bank I, The Queen at Tea, Sperm Bank 2, Man of Destiny, Sperm Bank 3, Heart Channel, and Sperm Bank 4.moreless
    • #505
      #505
      Season 5 - Episode 5
      1/1/94
      0.0
      Meet the whacky characters of this episode such as Stump, who used to be The Waiter With Hands For Hands, the butt freak film buff, and the man who sells sounds. Sketches include: Steps 1, Stump Hand Waiter, Butt Freak Film Buff, Police Department, Steps 2, Guy Who Consoles People in Hospital, Steps 3, and Evan the Stereo Salesman.moreless
    • #520
      #520
      Season 5 - Episode 20
      1/1/94
      0.0
      A man has problems with his "44" noisy roommates and a husband and wife read "Memoirs" and reminesce. Sketches include: Noisy Roommates, Memoirs, and Journey to the Top of the Stairs.
    • #510
      #510
      Season 5 - Episode 10
      1/1/94
      0.0
      Check out this group of Kids in the Hall sketches that feature the residents of a town are forced to lick it the town clean and Scott's comparison of Dave and an elk. Sketches include: Lick Town Clean, Agents in the Bar, The Lovers 3, Noisy Kid, Dave/Elk, Humpback Gays, The Lovers 4, My Training.moreless
    • #509
      #509
      Season 5 - Episode 9
      1/1/94
      0.0
      In this episode the Steps guys discuss coming out to their parents, an American in Canada wants crab shampoo, and a man has an idea for a new restaurant featuring boiled potatoes. Sketches include: Steps 1, Crab Shampoo, Obfuscator Boyfriend, Mr. Tisane's Tea Problem, Boiled Potatoes, and Steps 2.
    • #507
      #507
      Season 5 - Episode 7
      1/1/94
      0.0
      A guy acts slow to make friend leave, a man is looking for a hooker with a heart of gold and Bruce gives a monologue about love. Sketches include: Slow Motion Trick, Ex-Girlfriend Relocation,Whores 1, Love, Breast-Obsessed Businessman, Whores 2, Naive Duck Hunting, Whores 3, and They Love Me in France.moreless
    • #512
      #512
      Season 5 - Episode 12
      1/1/94
      0.0
      In this episode, a roommate shoplifts in order to contribute, and the shoe shine isn't stoned, he just notices things. Meanwhile, a man lices through his hangover to tell the tale. Sketches include: Shoe Shine, The Monkeys, You Scuzzy Piece of Filth!, Raj and Christine, and Husk Musk.
    • #514
      #514
      Season 5 - Episode 14
      1/1/94
      0.0
      Check out this group of sketches featuring a man who complains about "Bikini Inspector" T-shirts and a wedding ceremony conducted by Buddy Cole. Sketches include: Police Department, Bleeding Ear, Bikini Inspector, Wedding at Buddy's, and Hi-Tech Car Alarm.
    • #518
      #518
      Season 5 - Episode 18
      1/1/94
      0.0
      In this episode of Kids in the Hall, the perfect couple practices being perfect, Aliens celebrate Bellini Day, and the A.T. & Love boss has a problem. Sketches include: Band Killer, Brown Stuff, I'm Late, Steps, Bye Stan, and Bellini Day.
    • #517
      #517
      Season 5 - Episode 17
      1/1/94
      0.0
      A man has a submarine for an office and three men have a conversation on 555-JERK. Sketches include: Greater Possibilities, Steps, "Living Proof" Press Conference, and Big Bucks.
    • #515
      #515
      Season 5 - Episode 15
      1/1/94
      0.0
      Ever wonder what it would be like to invite a Cyclops to a party? You'll find the answer to this and more in this episode of Kids in the Hall. Sketches include: Cyclops, The Convenience Store Worker, Hillbilly's Problem, and Fran the Italian.
    • #506
      #506
      Season 5 - Episode 6
      1/1/94
      0.0
      In this Kids in the Hall episode, two guys, in the middle of high school lunch, talk about Burt Reynolds' thing and Joel goes mad with his moderate amount of power. Sketches include: Fight-Picking Guy 1, Weston & Virgil in 1972, Power-Mad after Promotion, Sick About Crime, Laundromat Business Opportunities, Fight-Picking Guy 2 , Post-Apocalypse Poets, Fight-Picking Guy 3, and Coal-Shoveler with Angst.moreless
    • #414
      #414
      Season 4 - Episode 14
      1/1/93
      0.0
      Check out this group of sketches featuring an inexperienced cannibal on trial, a visit from Santa, and the announcement of the Spot Bellini contest winner. Sketches include: Cannibal on Trial, Santa, Paul Bellini, Wrong Number, Tammy Video, and My Art.
    • #413
      #413
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      1/1/93
      0.0
      From a man who demonstrates the sound his fridge makes to Mark announcing that he's unlocked the secret of nudity, this episode of Kids in the Hall is sure to keep you laughing. Sketches include: Cops 1, Sid & Sharisse, Cops 2, Fraud Businessman, Whores and Rudy, Mark, Cops 2, Tarzan the Businessman, and Detective Peter Prince.moreless
    • #410
      #410
      Season 4 - Episode 10
      1/1/93
      0.0
      Check out this group of Kids in the Hall sketches that feature Michael the incompetent receptionist who can't remember anything and the old women that are taken advantage of by psychics. Sketches include: Michael, Pit of Ultimate, Cops 1, Psychic Delivery Service, Cops 2, Answering Machine Messages, Cops 3, and Francesca Fiore.moreless
    • #504
      #504
      Season 5 - Episode 4
      1/1/94
      0.0
      A newsreel footage reveals that God existed and that He's dead, the Whores contemplate raising their prices in order to make themselves high class whores, and Buddy Cole delivers a monologue about Mario from Montreal. Sketches include: God is Dead. New Boots, Accelerated-Time Breakup, Whores 1, Buddy's Bar, Whores 2, and Dipping Areas.moreless
    • #503
      #503
      Season 5 - Episode 3
      1/1/94
      0.0
      It's hard not to laugh when you watch Buddy Cole discuss how to keep and care for your new male slave and a man on a date reveals he has a jugghead tattoo. Sketches include: Whores 1, Meet Your New Male Slave, Someone Doesn't Like You, Whores 2, Poreef, The Tattoo, and The Hit.moreless
    • #502
      #502
      Season 5 - Episode 2
      1/1/94
      0.0
      From a man who films a documentary about getting fired from his job to a disgusting old man who asks his neighbor to roll his wife over, this episode is sure to leave you laughing. Sketches include: Police Department 1, Disgusting Old Man, The Chosen One Thinker, Chance Meeting, Police Department 2, Firing Documentary, Police Department 3, Grizzly, and Police Department 4.moreless
    • #501
      #501
      Season 5 - Episode 1
      1/1/94
      0.0
      Idiot Boy has a job and he's not very good at it meanwhile the Cops and their suspect watch the Philadelphia Phillies ridiculed on TV. Sketches include: Idiot Boy at Work, Police Department 1, You've Gained Weight, Police Department 2, Feelyat!, Brian's Been Arrested, Police Department 3, and The Beard.
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