The King of Queens

Season 9 Episode 12

China Syndrome (1)

Aired Monday 8:00 PM May 14, 2007 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Doug: Why the hell didn't you take the minivan?
      Deacon: Kelly's got it. She doesn't like driving this car. It's too small.
      Doug: Oh, great, so she gives it to her eight-foot-tall husband. I can't believe you aren't the one gettin' divorced.
      Deacon: Stop talking about divorce, will you? You guys are going to be fine. You always work these things out. She screams, you cry—two pizzas later you're back to normal.