The King of Queens

Season 7 Episode 15

Deconstructing Carrie

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Mar 02, 2005 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • (Doug wants the construction workers to hit on Carrie)
      Tim: I could say, "Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants."
      Doug: Yes, that's it! Don't be afraid to speak up.
      Hector: I could say something like, "Hey, mamasita, shake those marracas!
      Doug: Yeah, now we're cooking with gas! What else you got?
      Gus: I could say, "I love your hair, and I wanna cut it off and put it in a box." (Everyone gives him an awkward stare)