(trying to tell Inez she's fired)
Doug: I'm sorry, Inez, you're...(flips through Spanish dictionary) confuego!
Carrie: Okay, moron, you just told her she's on fire.
Inez: Veronica "boom-boom" con señor Grandpa!
Doug: She's moving my snacks, and I have to look for them.
Carrie: God forbid you have to burn a few calories before you inhale a sheet cake!
Carrie: Mucho pudding y bacon.
Doug: I'm looking for the Oreos... los Oreos?
Carrie: The maid's for you, too.
Doug: Oh, really? Can I fish off her bow?
Arthur: Ah, Spence, care for another lesson in gun rummy?
Spence: A lesson? As of yesterday, you owe me $82,000.
The German episode title is "Spanische Dörfer", meaning "Spanish Villages".