Carrie: I know I've been neglecting you, but we're talking about my career.
Doug: Oh, someone has a career now? Her Majesty, the queen, has a career!
Carrie: Queens don't have careers, moron!
Doug: Who likes their job?
Spence: I do.
Doug: You like working in a subway token booth? Didn't you tell me someone once peed under your door?
Spence: Yeah, but it was a girl!
(Doug has just been put in charge of the safety program at work)
Doug: Can it have a title?
Mr. O'Boyle: How about Safety Monitor?
Doug: How about Safety Chief?
Mr. O'Boyle: How about you get your ass in your truck because I'm sick of your face?
The German episode title is "Carrie auf dem Weg nach oben", meaning "Carrie on her Way to the Top".