The King of Queens
CBS (ended 2007)
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Season 9
- Ep 13China Syndrome (2)5/14/07
At Arthur's wedding reception, Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, and they ponder whether they have a future together. - Ep 12China Syndrome (1)5/14/07
Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, as they ponder whether they have a future together. Arthur and Ava's wedding day turns problematic. - Ep 11Single Spaced5/7/07
Seeing friends who recently had a child makes Doug and Carrie consider adopting. - Ep 10Manhattan Project4/30/07
Carrie's ecstatic when an affordable apartment opens in Manhattan, but Doug's reluctant to leave Queens. Arthur meets singer Ava St. Clair. - Ep 9Mild Bunch4/23/07
Doug's 20th high school reunion seems like a dud until an old friend comes up with a way to retaliate for past grievances with their old principal, while Danny and Spence try to hook up with old classmates. Carrie and Arthur try to have a movie night together. - Ep 8Offensive Fowl4/16/07
Carrie soon grows tired of Doug's forcing his new vegetarian lifestyle down her throat. Meanwhile, Carrie's boss wants to start discussing novels with her, and Spence takes on some humiliating new jobs. - Ep 7Home Cheapo4/9/07
Carrie is convinced that Deacon and Kelly were only able to afford a vacation home by being cheap. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to help Spence get a new job. - Ep 6Brace Yourself1/3/07
An unflattering picture by Major prompts Arthur to ask Doug and Carrie for braces. Meanwhile, Kelly hires an out-of-work Spence to help out around the house. - Ep 5Ruff Goin'12/20/06
Feeling hurt over not being invited to a block party, Doug adopts a dog just to prove to the neighbors that he's an okay guy—a decision he soon regrets. Meanwhile, Arthur falls prey to the gambling bug when trying to help Danny beat it. - Ep 4Major Disturbance12/13/06
The Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much that he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes. - Ep 3Moxie Moron12/13/06
Doug and Deacon fill in for Supervisor O'Boyle at the IPS depot. Carrie regrets her decision to complain about her company's chinzy gift for work on an important project. - Ep 2Affair Trade12/6/06
Doug panics when he starts getting sexy phone messages meant for another Doug Heffernan, but Carrie doesn't seem to care. Meanwhile, Danny tries to force a wedge between Spence and a new lady friend. - Ep 1Mama Cast12/6/06
Doug decides to spend the Heffernans' tax refund on an ice cream truck. Meanwhile, Carrie fills in as a pretend mom at model homes, and discovers a reemergence of her maternal desires.
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Season 8
- Ep 23Acting Out5/22/06
After he sets a fire in the basement, Carrie decides it's time for Arthur to enter a retirement home, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change Carrie's mind. Danny and Spence have a face-off over an agreement to swap bedrooms. - Ep 22Fight Schlub5/15/06
Doug befriends a driver from one of IPS' competitors, but eventually discovers it's just a ruse to make him the butt of a joke. Meanwhile, Carrie becomes a mentor for a troubled teen, but isn't the best of influences. - Ep 21Hartford Wailer5/8/06
Doug crashes Carrie's weekend company retreat, not realizing she's blown it off for a relaxing day with her girlfriends. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence pose as staff to sneak into a Huey Lewis concert. - Ep 20Four Play5/1/06
Doug and Deacon discover they have more in common with each other's wives than their own, so they start hanging out with each other's wives as well. When Kelly tires of Doug, he ruins Deacon and Carrie's good time. Meanwhile, Arthur dispenses romance advise, and the recipient finds success simply doing the opposite.moreless - Ep 19Emotional Rollercoaster4/10/06
Doug's lie to get Carrie to let him ride a rollercoaster at an amusement park blows up in his face. Meanwhile, Arthur lets Deacon shuttle him around in a wheelchair so they can jump to the front of the park's lines and Danny and Spence search for girls to pick up.moreless - Ep 18Sold-Y Locks3/20/06
In order to afford a cruise, Doug convinces Carrie to cut her hair to sell to a wig maker, but regrets his idea after the deed is done. - Ep 17Present Tense3/13/06
The Heffernans hate an anniversary gift from the Palmers so much, they stage a robbery to rid themselves of it. - Ep 16Knee Jerk3/6/06
After Carrie accidentally injures Doug, he milks it to avoid distasteful tasks. Meanwhile, Arthur catches on to the ruse and uses it to his advantage. - Ep 15Buggie Nights2/27/06
Bed bugs brought home by Arthur from a vacation force Doug and Carrie out of the house while a creepy exterminator does his job. Meanwhile, Spence and Danny argue over where to go for vacation. - Ep 14Apartment Complex2/6/06
Doug and his pals rent an apartment to use as a secret hang-out. Meanwhile, Carrie goes to great lengths to please her newest client, Kirstie Alley. - Ep 13Gambling N'Diction1/23/06
After she beats him and his friends in a friendly poker game, Doug convinces his mother to enter a high-stakes tournament. Meanwhile, Carrie gets Spence to help her lose her accent to improve her chances of getting a promotion. - Ep 12Fresh Brood1/9/06
Doug borrows a baby from Danny to prove to Carrie that they're ready for a family. Meanwhile, Arthur feels he deserves to be a coffee shop's "customer of the month." - Ep 11Baker's Doesn't12/19/05
Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger, while she tries to bake a cake. Also, Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday. - Ep 10Raygin Bulls11/28/05
Doug and Ray Barone have a "guy's night out." Meanwhile, Carrie gets a shock upon visiting her mother's grave. - Ep 9G'Night, Stalker11/21/05
Doug's karaoke performance gets him an e-mail stalker. - Ep 8Move Doubt11/14/05
Doug and Carrie hear conflicting reasons why Deacon and Kelly are not interested in becoming neighbors. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence each have their eye on a beautiful Albanian girl, who misinterprets the situation. - Ep 7Inn Escapable11/7/05
A trip to a bed & breakfast becomes more than Doug and Carrie can handle. Meanwhile, Arthur has a romantic dilemma of his own. - Ep 6Shear Torture10/24/05
Doug's frequent hair salon visits make Carrie suspicious. Meanwhile, Spence has his own adventures en route to a sci-fi convention. - Ep 5Sandwiched Out10/17/05
A sandwich named for Deacon at Coopers ruffles Doug's feathers. Meanwhile, Carrie schemes to prevent Holly from moving to Manhattan. - Ep 4Like Hell10/10/05
Doug and Carrie both have feelings of not being entirely popular at their workplaces, and both overcompensate to rectify the situation - Ep 3Consummate Professional10/3/05
Carrie finds out that while dating, Doug lied about getting a job to get her to sleep with him. - Ep 2Vocal Discord9/26/05
When Doug and Carrie accidentally get a transcription of one of their arguments, they decide marriage counseling might not be a bad idea. Meanwhile, Arthur is putting on a play at the senior center. - Ep 1Pole Lox9/19/05
Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons, but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him. Meanwhile, Arthur worries her new hobby is a result of his poor parenting, and smothers her in effort to make up lost time.
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Season 7
- Ep 22Buy Curious5/18/05
The death of Doug and Carrie's neighbor leads them to contemplate entering the world of real estate flipping, but they suspect Lou Ferrigno is out to quash their dreams. - Ep 21Slippery Slope5/9/05
Doug convinces Carrie to go on a "free" ski weekend that's a pitch to buy a time share. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence also go along, pretending to be life-partners to get the free weekend as well. - Ep 20Catching Hell4/20/05
With the gang in a luxury suite for one of Carrie's work-related events, Spence pretends to be her husband when a client finds Doug to be off-putting. Arthur's miffed when Holly's uncle becomes the center of attention at a dinner he throws. - Ep 19Ice Cubed4/13/05
Carrie braves a heavy snow to get an iPod and finds herself stuck both on the street and in an ethical quandary. Meanwhile, a couple quickly regrets giving Doug respite from the storm when he dishes out unsolicited advice. - Ep 18Van, Go4/6/05
A waitress finds herself so annoyed with Doug that she challenges him to a fight. Meanwhile, Carrie pretends to enjoy shopping with Holly so she can use her for her van. - Ep 17Wish Boned3/30/05
When Doug wins a trip to St. Louis to see the Final Four, he is reluctant to bring Arthur, but Carrie convinces him otherwise. - Ep 16Black List3/16/05
Doug tries to act more "black" when Deacon starts hanging out more with a new black friend. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to learn why her manicurist never seems to have an appointment available for her. - Ep 15Deconstructing Carrie3/2/05
With Carrie despondant that her looks may be fading as she nears 35, Doug arranges for construction workers to give her self-esteem a boost. Meanwhile, Arthur looks to get her just the right present. - Ep 14Hi, School2/23/05
Doug runs into his former football coach when delivering to his old high school andmuch to Carrie's chagrinkeeps going back to relive his glory days. Meanwhile, after losing his eye drops, Arthur manages to lose his sense of hearing, sight, and speech in one day and becomes completely reliant on Holly.moreless - Ep 13Gorilla Warfare2/16/05
Carrie stumbles onto the fact that one of the most romantic things Doug ever said to her was stolen from a movie. Following a break-up, Danny develops a crush on Holly. - Ep 12Gym Neighbors2/9/05
When the Heffernans begin working out with the Ferrignos, Doug secretly makes a pact with Lou so he can sit around instead of working out. - Ep 11Pour Judgment1/26/05
Thought Carrie's hesitant, Doug pursues an old dream of becoming a bartender, but soons realizes it won't be like Cocktail. Meanwhile, Arthur runs for president of the senior center. - Ep 10Domestic Disturbance1/19/05
When feels the maid Carrie hired is not to his liking, he hires Spence's mom, who's both incompetent and an attractant for Arthur. - Ep 9Cologne Ranger1/12/05
Doug refuses to back down when Carrie hates his new cologne. Meanwhile, Arthur schools Holly and Spence in the art of movie hopping. - Ep 97091/11/05
- Ep 9Awed Couple1/4/05
- Ep 8Awed Couple1/5/05
After a tiff with Deacon and Kelly, Doug and Carrie seek a new couple to be their best friends and try to use a couple they hate to get in good graces with one they like. - Ep 8Silent Mite12/14/04
- Ep 7Silent Mite12/15/04
Doug suspects a midget who hit on Carrie also stole his wallet while he was Christmas shopping at the mall and looks to Arthur for assistance. - Ep 6Offtrack... Bedding12/8/04
When Joe's too worked over over a model train convention to use the theater tickets Doug got him and his mother, Janet goes with Arthur and a fast friendship blooms. - Ep 5Name Dropper12/1/04
Doug fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her co-worker's name. Meanwhile, Veronica unknowingly sets off a war of wills between her son and Danny. - Ep 4Entertainment Weakly11/24/04
Doug feels the heat when a new hire at IPS does impressions that overshadow Doug's funny stories. Meanwhile, Carrie gets an assistant who does almost all her work for her. - Ep 3Furious Gorge11/10/04
Forced by Carrie to go to an overeating support group, Doug notices an abusive relationship group—complete with a lush snack table—and joins them instead. - Ep 2Dugan Groupie11/3/04
Doug starts feeling lonely when Carrie's new job has her staying many late nights. - Ep 1Lost Vegas10/27/04
Doug starts pampering Carrie, hoping to get her okay for a Las Vegas trip with the guys. Meanwhile, Arthur trains Spence in counting cards, hoping to strike it rich at a charity casino night.
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Season 6
- Ep 23Awful Bigamy5/19/04
After Holly gets kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists that she stay with him in the basement until she finds a new place, making Doug realize the benefits of having two women in his life. - Ep 22Icky Shuffle5/12/04
A bedridden Carrie gets Doug to team with Arthur for a shuffleboard tournament, but his skills aren't to Arthur's liking. Meanwhile, Carrie pretends to continue being sick so that Holly will continue to cook for her. - Ep 21Alter Ego5/5/04
What starts out as a valiant effort to win back the heart of Spence's ex-girlfriend, Denise, quickly goes south as Danny gets a sudden case of lockjaw and the group spends all the money they took out as cash advances from their credit cards. Meanwhile, Arthur fills in at the front desk of the senior center and has some words with the pudding vendor.moreless - Ep 20Tank Heaven4/7/04
Doug sabotages Carrie's attempts to start hanging out with her co-workers by scaring them off with several crude techniques. Meanwhile, Spence and Danny realize that women like men who take care of the elderly and start using Arthur as bait. - Ep 19Foe: Pa3/24/04
Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter when Arthur's antics in the lobby of a real estate company cost Carrie getting a job there. - Ep 18Precedent Nixin'3/17/04
Carrie asks Deacon and Kelly to accompany her and Doug to Florida for their visit with the in-laws so that they'll be forced to stay at a hotel instead of with Doug's parents, prompting a guilt-trip from Janet. - Ep 17Trash Talker3/3/04
Doug and Deacon's relationship hits a speed bump when Deacon unknowingly befriends Doug's grade school archenemy. Meanwhile, Arthur seeks revenge against Larry King for getting him expelled as a youth. - Ep 16Multiple Plots2/25/04
When Arthur tries to sell Spence his adjoining burial plot, he somehow winds up selling it to Spence's mother, Veronica. Doug's new route has a man who answers the door wearing only a towel. Meanwhile, Carrie takes on dog walking with Holly to make some money, but immediately hates the job.moreless - Ep 15Damned Yanky2/18/04
Carrie's infuriated when Doug sleep-talks about women while anesthetized, so she comes up with a proscribed list of women for Doug's daydreams. - Ep 14Cheap Saks2/11/04
Though she quickly realizes why Doug dumped her so long ago, Carrie stays friends with his former girlfriend to take advantage of her employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue. Meanwhile, Spence agrees to go out with a guy, even though he's not gay, just to boost his morale. - Ep 13Switch Sitters2/11/04
After countless times of babysitting Deacon and Kelly's children, Doug and Carrie feel that Deacon and Kelly should return the favor and babysit Arthur every once in a while. Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food.moreless - Ep 12Frigid Heirs1/14/04
Arthur wins $2,500 at a bingo game, and agrees to share some of his winnings with Doug and Carrie. Unfortunately, Arthur feels that he should decide how they will spend their portion. - Ep 11Dougie Houser1/7/04
Flashbacks show Doug and Carrie's search a decade ago for their house, and how Doug caved to get what she wanted. - Ep 10Santa Claustrophobia12/17/03
Doug feels suffocated when Carrie takes a holiday job at IPS. Arthur attempts to get a Christmas card picture taken with friends. - Ep 9American Idle12/3/03
With Doug on her back over her lack of motivation in finding a new job, Carrie enlists the help of Arthur and opens up her own company making decorative cell phone covers—then forces her friends to come to a showing. - Ep 8Thanks Man11/26/03
It's Thanksgiving in the Heffernan household and while Carrie cooks dinner for ten people, Doug lets a stranger into the house to use the phone. He is convinced the stranger is a nice guy but Carrie is not so trusting. Everyone at dinner feels sorry for the man, who's been left outside to wait for a ride, but when Carrie finally gives into the holiday spirit, it turns out her instincts may have been right.moreless - Ep 7Eggsit Strategy11/19/03
Carrie hears that her law firm is laying off people and worries about her job, though her resigning boss is only worried about getting an omelette bar goodbye party. Meanwhile, Doug is in hot water with Deacon when he loses the Koosh ball Deacon received from his son as a gift.moreless - Ep 6Secret Garden11/12/03
Carrie plugs Danny to do some landscaping for her new gynocologist, but when Danny gets greedy with the bill she worries he'll dump her as a patient. - Ep 5Affidavit Justice10/29/03
The partners of Carrie's law firm ask Doug to be a ringer on their company team, but he's all too convincing as a lawyer, aw well. Meanwhile, after tracing his ancestry, Arthur believes his great-grandfather was a slave owner and makes it his own personal mission to correct things with Deacon on his ancestor's behalf.moreless - Ep 4Nocturnal Omission10/22/03
Doug and Carrie don't agree on whether to tell Deacon, who's planning a night with a gorgeous stewardess he just met, that Kelly wants to reconcile. - Ep 3Dreading Vows10/15/03
Endless complications make Doug and Carrie quickly regret their decision to renew their wedding vows. In the midst of the wedding planning Arthur is praying that his wedding present, aged Port wine, will go unused when he discovers the value of the fine wine on eBay. - Ep 2King Pong10/8/03
When Arthur handily beats Doug in several games of ping-pong, Doug decides to test his skills on Carrie, but is humiliated when he loses once again. In a desperate attempt to keep his ego intact, he asks Arthur to train him so that he can beat his wife. Meanwhile, Spence's girlfriend, Denise, gets promoted to waitress at the bowling alley, but Spence becomes jealous of the flirting she must do to get tips.moreless - Ep 1Doug Less (1)10/1/03
The sixth season opens with a newly svelte Doug and a surprisingly jealous Carrie, who just can't hide her disdain when people constantly compliment her hubby on his weight loss. Doug decides to suprise her by taking her to an old holiday spot of theirs.
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Season 5
- Ep 115Attention Deficit
- Ep 25Bed Spread5/19/03
After Doug breaks their bed, Doug and Carrie find temporarily having separate beds is improving their marriage. Arthur discovers that their sweet neighbor, Lou Ferrigno, is actually quite a gossip, when he overhears him through a peep hole in the basement that looks right into his yard. - Ep 24Taste Buds5/12/03
Since Doug never gets what he wants from Carrie, he uses Arthur to ask Carrie for them, so he gets what he wants. Meanwhile, Spence is first on line to see a new movie. - Ep 23Dog Shelter5/5/03
Carrie learns from Janet that Doug had a dog when he was eleven, that they claim is still alive today. Janet admits to Carrie that the original dog died, and they've replaced it—several times—without Doug knowing. - Ep 22Queens'bro Bridge4/28/03
Arthur and his half-brother Skitch are reunited when Doug sets it up for them to meet again at the tollbooth Skitch works at on the freeway. When Doug realizes they own a house together, he sees the possibility of getting his personal life back when he envisions the basement empty and he and Carrie having some personal time.moreless - Ep 21Clothes Encounter4/21/03
Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes and then returning them within a few days. Spence's new girlfriend is afraid of his dog and tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her. - Ep 20Driving Reign4/14/03
Danny asks Doug for a letter of recommendation at IPS so he can move up to being a driver like Doug. Since this idea does not appeal to Doug, Carrie decides she will write the letter and have Doug sign it. Danny ends up getting the job and puts Doug's skills to the test, and his job on the line, when his ability to beat Doug's delivery time has the boss giving Danny Doug's route.moreless - Ep 19Cowardly Lyin'3/31/03
Carrie gets tickets to an opera but Doug doesn't want to go so he has Deacon help him lie to get out of it. Carrie catches him in the lie which prompts Doug to confess to a series of lies he's been hiding. Doug then tells Carrie that the reason he's been lying is because she's too overbearing. They both agree to be "supportive" of one another but this only leads to more problems.moreless - Ep 18Prints Charming2/3/03
Doug and Carrie photos get mixed up with another couples. When Doug and Carrie look at the other couples photos, they find out that their lives aren't as good as the others, so they try to do what are seen in the photos. Arthur's new cellphone is in no use when no one calls him.moreless - Ep 17Animal Attraction2/10/03
Doug cannot spend time with Carrie on Valentine's Day, because he has to deliver penguins, with Deacon, from one zoo to another. Meanwhile, Carrie and Holly go out, with Carrie giving Holly tips to land a man. Also, when Arthur and Spence go to up a pick a date for the holiday, he accidentally gets himself a date that is old enough to be his grandmother.moreless - Ep 16Steve Moscow3/10/03
Doug and Carrie try to get the Russian workers to repair their house, by going to extreme lengths of giving them vodka. - Ep 15Attention Deficit1/20/03
Doug becomes obsessed with his own Super Bowl party after learning that many of his friends will be attending a party thrown by a new co-worker. While Doug is focused on winning back as many guests as possible, Carrie complains that Doug doesn't think about her enough during the day. Problems arise when Doug tries to throw the ultimate Super Bowl party and prove to Carrie he's an attentive husband.moreless - Ep 14S'Poor House2/24/03
The mold problem in the Heffernan household grows and Doug and Carrie find out to fix the problem will cost them $12,000! Doug, with his tail between his legs, goes to his father to ask for the money, but hits a wall when he wants to know why he and Carrie don't have it in the bank.moreless - Ep 13Golden Moldy2/17/03
Doug and Carrie are having fun on their vacation with their neighbors in St. Croix, but once Arthur calls with a quote on the current mold problem in the house, all is not so fun. - Ep 13Attention Deficit1/19/03
- Ep 12Loaner Car11/25/02
Doug loans Carrie to Deacon to help prepare Thanksgiving dinner. When Deacon ditches her for Holly's services, his web of lies soon gets out of control. Trying to cover it up, Doug continues to dig a hole for himself. - Ep 11Mentalo Case12/16/02
A toy from their childhood leads to a rift between Deacon and Doug. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to give her father a great Christmas gift, but this proves hard to do when everyone thinks of the wrong gifts they are receiving, altering their original gift choices. - Ep 10Loaner Car11/24/02
- Ep 10Connect Four11/18/02
Carrie wins four company seats to Knicks games, but insists on taking a couple over Doug's friends. Meanwhile, Arthur digs himself a hole by pretending he can "fix" parking tickets. - Ep 9Flame Resistant11/4/02
Doug and Carrie run into Doug's high school girlfriend, Margie, at his favorite sports bar. Carrie gets jealous when she discovers that Doug's mother would rather spend time with his ex-girlfriend than her, while Margie and Doug fight over the song that he was meant to write for her back in high school.moreless - Ep 8Flash Photography11/11/02
At a wedding, Doug takes a naughty picture with a disposable camera supplied by the bride and groom. After letting Danny take the blame, and after confessing to a priest, he has the dreaded task of coming forward with the truth. - Ep 7Business Affairs10/28/02
Doug stops by Carrie's office, and is introduced to her work-husband Curt. Although Carrie assures him that he has nothing to worry about since Curt is gay, Doug is threatened by just how close the two are. Meanwhile, Arthur is jealous of a new dog that Holly has added to her route.moreless - Ep 6Mammary Lane10/21/02
Doug's bowling team prepares for a tournament, while Carrie agrees to babysit Mr. Kaplan's son, in hopes of furthering her career. But when Doug throws out a mercy flirt and Carrie runs into an awkward set of hands, all goes downhill. - Ep 5Jung Frankenstein1/6/03
Carrie thinks Doug needs professional help to control his excessive eating habits, so she persuades him to see a therapist. When Carrie sees Doug's great improvements, she asks the therapist to work on Doug's other issues. Meanwhile, Arthur believes he's addicted to nasal spray and fights to stay off of it.moreless - Ep 450310/13/02
- Ep 4Holy Mackerel10/7/02
Doug and Carrie bump into their pastor and feel roped into going to church. Meanwhile, Arthur entertains offers to buy the house, regardless of the fact it's not his to sell. - Ep 3Kirbed Enthusiasm10/14/02
Deacon asks Doug to help him coach Kirby's football team, and the boy challenges Doug to try out for a semi-pro team, but Carrie isn't thrilled with the idea until she sees an interesting photo of him. - Ep 2Arthur, Spooner9/23/02
With Carrie temporarily working a night shift, Doug begins to rely on Arthur for companionship, and starts to warm up to him. - Ep 1Window Pain9/30/02
Feeling inferior to, and looked-down upon by, the new neighbors, Carrie tries to make a good impression, but Doug couldn't care less. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to use Spence for free subway rides.
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Season 1
