The King of Queens

CBS (ended 2007)


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Episode Guide

    • China Syndrome (1)
      China Syndrome (1)
      Season 9 - Episode 12
      Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, as they ponder whether they have a future together. Arthur and Ava's wedding day turns problematic.
    • China Syndrome (2)
      China Syndrome (2)
      Season 9 - Episode 13
      At Arthur's wedding reception, Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, and they ponder whether they have a future together.
    • Strike Out
      Strike Out
      Season 3 - Episode 7
      Doug and Deacon, who are out of work because of a strike, resort to playing sophomoric pranks, along with Arthur, to keep from going stir crazy. But they're driving Carrie and Kelly nuts. Eventually, Doug and Deacon return to work leaving Arthur alone.
    • Mentalo Case
      Mentalo Case
      Season 5 - Episode 11
      A toy from their childhood leads to a rift between Deacon and Doug. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to give her father a great Christmas gift, but this proves hard to do when everyone thinks of the wrong gifts they are receiving, altering their original gift choices.
    • Apartment Complex
      Apartment Complex
      Season 8 - Episode 14
      Doug and his pals rent an apartment to use as a secret hang-out. Meanwhile, Carrie goes to great lengths to please her newest client, Kirstie Alley.
    • G'Night, Stalker
      G'Night, Stalker
      Season 8 - Episode 9
      Doug's karaoke performance gets him an e-mail stalker.
    • Walk, Man
      Walk, Man
      Season 4 - Episode 1
      Looking to decrease his evening hyperactivity and get some time to themselves, Doug and Carrie hire a dog walker to take Arthur on her rounds.
    • Clothes Encounter
      Clothes Encounter
      Season 5 - Episode 21
      Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes and then returning them within a few days. Spence's new girlfriend is afraid of his dog and tells him to decide who he wants, the dog or her.
    • Awful Bigamy
      Awful Bigamy
      Season 6 - Episode 24
      After Holly gets kicked out of her apartment, Arthur insists that she stay with him in the basement until she finds a new place, making Doug realize the benefits of having two women in his life.
    • Prints Charming
      Prints Charming
      Season 5 - Episode 14
      Doug and Carrie photos get mixed up with another couples. When Doug and Carrie look at the other couples photos, they find out that their lives aren't as good as the others, so they try to do what are seen in the photos. Arthur's new cellphone is in no use when no one calls him.moreless
    • Flash Photography
      Flash Photography
      Season 5 - Episode 8
      At a wedding, Doug takes a naughty picture with a disposable camera supplied by the bride and groom. After letting Danny take the blame, and after confessing to a priest, he has the dreaded task of coming forward with the truth.
    • Holy Mackerel
      Holy Mackerel
      Season 5 - Episode 3
      Doug and Carrie bump into their pastor and feel roped into going to church. Meanwhile, Arthur entertains offers to buy the house, regardless of the fact it's not his to sell.
    • Pole Lox
      Pole Lox
      Season 8 - Episode 1
      Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons, but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him. Meanwhile, Arthur worries her new hobby is a result of his poor parenting, and smothers her in effort to make up lost time.
    • Twisted Sitters
      Twisted Sitters
      Season 3 - Episode 9
      Doug and Carrie watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them making love, they must keep him from telling his parents...
    • Assaulted Nuts
      Assaulted Nuts
      Season 2 - Episode 3
      Doug, while goofing off at work, accidentally ends up with a staple wound to the scrotum. Carrie looks into setting up a home office.
    • Sight Gag
      Sight Gag
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      Doug thinks he has come up with the perfect birthday gift for Carrie: laser eye surgery. That is until Carrie ends up nearly blind from the operation.
    • Crappy Birthday
      Crappy Birthday
      Season 1 - Episode 15
      Carrie is upset about getting older when her 30th birthday rolls around.
    • Affair Trade
      Affair Trade
      Season 9 - Episode 2
      Doug panics when he starts getting sexy phone messages meant for another Doug Heffernan, but Carrie doesn't seem to care. Meanwhile, Danny tries to force a wedge between Spence and a new lady friend.
    • Present Tense
      Present Tense
      Season 8 - Episode 17
      The Heffernans hate an anniversary gift from the Palmers so much, they stage a robbery to rid themselves of it.
    • Knee Jerk
      Knee Jerk
      Season 8 - Episode 16
      After Carrie accidentally injures Doug, he milks it to avoid distasteful tasks. Meanwhile, Arthur catches on to the ruse and uses it to his advantage.
    • Ticker Treat
      Ticker Treat
      Season 4 - Episode 6
      Miffed over Arthur's banishment of Halloween, Doug's forcing it down his throat lands Arthur in the hospital. Deacon worries Kirby may be gay when he'd rather have a traditionally female costume.
    • Baker's Doesn't
      Baker's Doesn't
      Season 8 - Episode 11
      Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger, while she tries to bake a cake. Also, Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday.
    • Furious Gorge
      Furious Gorge
      Season 7 - Episode 3
      Forced by Carrie to go to an overeating support group, Doug notices an abusive relationship group—complete with a lush snack table—and joins them instead.
    • Dog Shelter
      Dog Shelter
      Season 5 - Episode 23
      Carrie learns from Janet that Doug had a dog when he was eleven, that they claim is still alive today. Janet admits to Carrie that the original dog died, and they've replaced it—several times—without Doug knowing.
    • Dark Meet
      Dark Meet
      Season 3 - Episode 8
      After a great Thanksgiving, Doug and Carrie try to recall their first Thanksgiving together and who said, "I Love You" first. They consult Arthur, who quickly recalls some other Thanksgivings and finally recalls 1993 when he was having a fight with his new wife, Lily, as Doug was coming over to meet the family.moreless
    • Vocal Discord
      Vocal Discord
      Season 8 - Episode 2
      When Doug and Carrie accidentally get a transcription of one of their arguments, they decide marriage counseling might not be a bad idea. Meanwhile, Arthur is putting on a play at the senior center.
    • Better Camera
      Better Camera
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      A battle of who got the cheaper gift begins; Lou Ferrigno moves next door.
    • Food Fight
      Food Fight
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      Carrie gets jealous when Doug's attention is focused on Spence's new girlfriend, Becky, a professional chef.
    • Acting Out
      Acting Out
      Season 8 - Episode 23
      After he sets a fire in the basement, Carrie decides it's time for Arthur to enter a retirement home, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change Carrie's mind. Danny and Spence have a face-off over an agreement to swap bedrooms.
    • Swim Neighbors
      Swim Neighbors
      Season 3 - Episode 22
      Doug and Carrie meet the neighbors after a hurricane destroys both of their backyards, and when Carrie's cool to their idea of a combined backyard, they retaliate by installing an above ground pool.
    • Flame Resistant
      Flame Resistant
      Season 5 - Episode 7
      Doug and Carrie run into Doug's high school girlfriend, Margie, at his favorite sports bar. Carrie gets jealous when she discovers that Doug's mother would rather spend time with his ex-girlfriend than her, while Margie and Doug fight over the song that he was meant to write for her back in high school.moreless
    • Shear Torture
      Shear Torture
      Season 8 - Episode 6
      Doug's frequent hair salon visits make Carrie suspicious. Meanwhile, Spence has his own adventures en route to a sci-fi convention.
    • Inn Escapable
      Inn Escapable
      Season 8 - Episode 7
      A trip to a bed & breakfast becomes more than Doug and Carrie can handle. Meanwhile, Arthur has a romantic dilemma of his own.
    • Road Rayge
      Road Rayge
      Season 1 - Episode 9
      Doug regrets helping Ray Barone cheat on his driving test. Meanwhile, Arthur's neediness hinder's Carrie's studying.
    • Art House
      Art House
      Season 1 - Episode 24
      Arthur almost gets Doug fired. Doug then releases all his feelings about Arthur, which results in him moving out of the house.
    • Get Away
      Get Away
      Season 2 - Episode 7
      Doug and Carrie, along with Deacon and Kelly, go on a weekend trip. While there, they find out that Deacon and Kelly have a very active sex life.
    • Dire Strayts
      Dire Strayts
      Season 2 - Episode 8
      Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone over for dinner.
    • Tank Heaven
      Tank Heaven
      Season 6 - Episode 21
      Doug sabotages Carrie's attempts to start hanging out with her co-workers by scaring them off with several crude techniques. Meanwhile, Spence and Danny realize that women like men who take care of the elderly and start using Arthur as bait.
    • Paint Misbehavin'
      Paint Misbehavin'
      Season 3 - Episode 14
      Doug becomes jealous when Carrie makes the mistake of telling him she finds Deacon attractive; The gang go paintballing to celebrate Deacon's birthday, which turns into a war of jealousy.
    • Eddie Money
      Eddie Money
      Season 4 - Episode 23
      Against Carrie's commands, Doug takes $100 from the "emergency fund jar" to bet on a boxing match. When he and Deacon win $5,000, Doug realizes he can't let Carrie know he won big or she'll realize he stole the money. Deacon and Doug set out to burn it all off in a day of luxury spending. Meanwhile, Carrie is offered a job from the owner of the firm and when she finally works up the nerve to give notice, the offer ends up not being as firm as she thought.moreless
    • Switch Sitters
      Switch Sitters
      Season 6 - Episode 14
      After countless times of babysitting Deacon and Kelly's children, Doug and Carrie feel that Deacon and Kelly should return the favor and babysit Arthur every once in a while. Deacon and Kelly decide to take Arthur out to dinner so Doug and Carrie can be alone, but they ignore a warning about Arthur's reaction to spicy food.moreless
    • Window Pain
      Window Pain
      Season 5 - Episode 2
      Feeling inferior to, and looked-down upon by, the new neighbors, Carrie tries to make a good impression, but Doug couldn't care less. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to use Spence for free subway rides.
    • Life Sentence
      Life Sentence
      Season 4 - Episode 8
      When Carrie suggests life insurance, Doug worries she could die, leaving him to take care of Arthur. Deacon, Spence, and Danny enjoy watching Arthur's mundane daily activity via a camera Doug installs.
    • Affidavit Justice
      Affidavit Justice
      Season 6 - Episode 6
      The partners of Carrie's law firm ask Doug to be a ringer on their company team, but he's all too convincing as a lawyer, aw well. Meanwhile, after tracing his ancestry, Arthur believes his great-grandfather was a slave owner and makes it his own personal mission to correct things with Deacon on his ancestor's behalf.moreless
    • Pilot
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      Doug receives his new big screen TV and turns the basement into a private recreation room. However, after the death of the wife of Carrie's father and the subsequent burning down of his house, Arthur and Carrie's sister Sara move in. So Doug's recreation room becomes Arthur's new room, and the big TV moves to the bedroom.moreless
    • Hungry Man
      Hungry Man
      Season 1 - Episode 21
      Carrie's boss is having a cocktail party to impress a client and the only way Doug made it there was by not eating anything all day. He embarrasses Carrie by searching for food after he finds out there's no food at the party; Meanwhile, Arthur and Spence have trouble while planning a new business.moreless
    • Fatty McButterpants
      Fatty McButterpants
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      Doug and Carrie decide to say the things that don't like of each other, and then act on each other's issues. Meanwhile, Arthur keeps trying to make them use his new security dummy.
    • Lush Life
      Lush Life
      Season 4 - Episode 20
      When Carrie's new afterwork routine of apple martinis—along with an accompanying much more relaxed attitude—come to an abrupt end, Doug and Arthur join forces to keep her drunk, a course of action Lou doesn't approve of.
    • Queasy Rider
      Queasy Rider
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      Against Carrie's wishes, Doug buys a motorcycle which causes them to have a huge fight; Meanwhile, Arthur gets a job at a pretzel store.
    • Slippery Slope
      Slippery Slope
      Season 7 - Episode 21
      Doug convinces Carrie to go on a "free" ski weekend that's a pitch to buy a time share. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence also go along, pretending to be life-partners to get the free weekend as well.
    • King Pong
      King Pong
      Season 6 - Episode 3
      When Arthur handily beats Doug in several games of ping-pong, Doug decides to test his skills on Carrie, but is humiliated when he loses once again. In a desperate attempt to keep his ego intact, he asks Arthur to train him so that he can beat his wife. Meanwhile, Spence's girlfriend, Denise, gets promoted to waitress at the bowling alley, but Spence becomes jealous of the flirting she must do to get tips.moreless
    • Bed Spread
      Bed Spread
      Season 5 - Episode 25
      After Doug breaks their bed, Doug and Carrie find temporarily having separate beds is improving their marriage. Arthur discovers that their sweet neighbor, Lou Ferrigno, is actually quite a gossip, when he overhears him through a peep hole in the basement that looks right into his yard.
    • Supermarket Story
      Supermarket Story
      Season 1 - Episode 10
      A trip to the supermarket sees Carrie guilted into agreeing to make a homemade Thanksgiving and Doug running into an old friend he can't remember.
    • Dougie Nights
      Dougie Nights
      Season 4 - Episode 15
      Trying to get Deacon's mind off Kelly, Doug realizes he misses the single life. Meanwhile, Carrie feels threatened by the new office assistant at the firm, Lila, who has an uncanny resemblance to her.
    • Mama Cast
      Mama Cast
      Season 9 - Episode 1
      Doug decides to spend the Heffernans' tax refund on an ice cream truck. Meanwhile, Carrie fills in as a pretend mom at model homes, and discovers a reemergence of her maternal desires.
    • I, Candy
      I, Candy
      Season 2 - Episode 9
      A waitress flirts with Doug which causes him to start acting strange.
    • Oxy Moron
      Oxy Moron
      Season 4 - Episode 10
      Carrie's miffed when Doug fits an emergency airplane oxygen mask on himself before assisting her; Spence looks for a new place to live
    • Wild Cards
      Wild Cards
      Season 2 - Episode 20
      Doug loses a lot of money when he and Deacon go to Atlantic City to gamble.
    • Catching Hell
      Catching Hell
      Season 7 - Episode 20
      With the gang in a luxury suite for one of Carrie's work-related events, Spence pretends to be her husband when a client finds Doug to be off-putting. Arthur's miffed when Holly's uncle becomes the center of attention at a dinner he throws.
    • Thanks Man
      Thanks Man
      Season 6 - Episode 9
      It's Thanksgiving in the Heffernan household and while Carrie cooks dinner for ten people, Doug lets a stranger into the house to use the phone. He is convinced the stranger is a nice guy but Carrie is not so trusting. Everyone at dinner feels sorry for the man, who's been left outside to wait for a ride, but when Carrie finally gives into the holiday spirit, it turns out her instincts may have been right.moreless
    • Four Play
      Four Play
      Season 8 - Episode 20
      Doug and Deacon discover they have more in common with each other's wives than their own, so they start hanging out with each other's wives as well. When Kelly tires of Doug, he ruins Deacon and Carrie's good time. Meanwhile, Arthur dispenses romance advise, and the recipient finds success simply doing the opposite.moreless
    • No Orleans
      No Orleans
      Season 4 - Episode 16
      When Doug and Carrie find a decade-old $1,500 check in an old wedding gift, they hope to get a new check and go to New Orleans. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to get a comic he wrote published in Playboy.
    • Gambling N'Diction
      Gambling N'Diction
      Season 8 - Episode 13
      After she beats him and his friends in a friendly poker game, Doug convinces his mother to enter a high-stakes tournament. Meanwhile, Carrie gets Spence to help her lose her accent to improve her chances of getting a promotion.
    • Head First
      Head First
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      After taking Arthur on an errand for Carrie, she rewards Doug with a special move in bed. Doug then tries to take Arthur everywhere with him, to try to get that same 'appreciation' from Carrie again.
    • Doug Less (2)
      Doug Less (2)
      Season 6 - Episode 2
      Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic weekend away at a resort. Doug and Carrie try to get over an argument they've been having, but only make things worse. Deacon finds Spence and Danny in bed together. Arthur decides he is in an emergency situation.
    • Fat City
      Fat City
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      Stunned by an old photograph of Carrie's mother, Doug convinces Carrie to go on a diet and must pretend he is going on one too.
    • Single Spaced
      Single Spaced
      Season 9 - Episode 11
      Seeing friends who recently had a child makes Doug and Carrie consider adopting.
    • Noel Cowards
      Noel Cowards
      Season 1 - Episode 11
      Doug and Carrie realize they must buy a new car after theirs breaks down. One problem: they can't afford it.
    • Gym Neighbors
      Gym Neighbors
      Season 7 - Episode 12
      When the Heffernans begin working out with the Ferrignos, Doug secretly makes a pact with Lou so he can sit around instead of working out.
    • Whine Country
      Whine Country
      Season 2 - Episode 25
      Doug and Carrie face problems when they try to decide where to go on vacation.
    • Raygin Bulls
      Raygin Bulls
      Season 8 - Episode 10
      Doug and Ray Barone have a "guy's night out." Meanwhile, Carrie gets a shock upon visiting her mother's grave.
    • White Collar
      Season 1 - Episode 18
      Doug begins to miss being behind the wheel of his truck when he is promoted after the death of his shift supervisor.
    • Rayny Day
      Season 1 - Episode 19
      When Ray Barone calls and asks Doug if he wants to play golf at his private club, Doug cancels on his friend Richie, who he was going to spend the day with in order to comfort him after his divorce. Meanwhile, when Ray's mother, Marie, arrives at the Heffernan's early to pick up Ray, she gives Carrie a lesson in cleaning—which Carrie milks for all it's worth.moreless
    • Fight Schlub
      Fight Schlub
      Season 8 - Episode 22
      Doug befriends a driver from one of IPS' competitors, but eventually discovers it's just a ruse to make him the butt of a joke. Meanwhile, Carrie becomes a mentor for a troubled teen, but isn't the best of influences.
    • Strike One
      Strike One
      Season 3 - Episode 5
      Doug feels the urge for a new car and against Carrie's advice buys it for himself only to find out moments later that the workers at the IPS company are going on strike. He unsuccessfully tries to return the car, forcing Carrie to work major overtime to compensate for his mistake.moreless
    • Strike Too
      Strike Too
      Season 3 - Episode 6
      With no end to the IPS workers strike in sight, Doug tries substitute teaching at his sister Stephanie's school.
    • Mild Bunch
      Mild Bunch
      Season 9 - Episode 9
      Doug's 20th high school reunion seems like a dud until an old friend comes up with a way to retaliate for past grievances with their old principal, while Danny and Spence try to hook up with old classmates. Carrie and Arthur try to have a movie night together.
    • Black List
      Black List
      Season 7 - Episode 16
      Doug tries to act more "black" when Deacon starts hanging out more with a new black friend. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to learn why her manicurist never seems to have an appointment available for her.
    • Shrink Wrap
      Shrink Wrap
      Season 4 - Episode 25
      The fourth season concludes with Arthur visiting a psychiatrist and recalling via flashback a disturbing encounter with his dad that may explain Arthur's abrasive personality.
    • Cheap Saks
      Cheap Saks
      Season 6 - Episode 15
      Though she quickly realizes why Doug dumped her so long ago, Carrie stays friends with his former girlfriend to take advantage of her employee discount at Saks Fifth Avenue. Meanwhile, Spence agrees to go out with a guy, even though he's not gay, just to boost his morale.
    • Santa Claustrophobia
      Santa Claustrophobia
      Season 6 - Episode 11
      Doug feels suffocated when Carrie takes a holiday job at IPS. Arthur attempts to get a Christmas card picture taken with friends.
    • Fresh Brood
      Fresh Brood
      Season 8 - Episode 12
      Doug borrows a baby from Danny to prove to Carrie that they're ready for a family. Meanwhile, Arthur feels he deserves to be a coffee shop's "customer of the month."
    • Two Thirty
      Two Thirty
      Season 4 - Episode 24
      Doug believes that his new dentist—who once had a crush on Carrie—is hurting him on purpose.
    • The Rock
      The Rock
      Season 1 - Episode 7
      Doug and Carrie remember when he proposed to her after a jeweler offers more money for the ring than Doug had originally paid.
    • Educating Doug
      Educating Doug
      Season 1 - Episode 8
      Carrie signs she and Doug up for a class at the community college when she begins to think that they're becoming dumb and boring. Doug has a hard time with it, but luckily Spence in also in the class...
    • Pour Judgment
      Pour Judgment
      Season 7 - Episode 11
      Thought Carrie's hesitant, Doug pursues an old dream of becoming a bartender, but soons realizes it won't be like Cocktail. Meanwhile, Arthur runs for president of the senior center.
    • Buy Curious
      Buy Curious
      Season 7 - Episode 22
      The death of Doug and Carrie's neighbor leads them to contemplate entering the world of real estate flipping, but they suspect Lou Ferrigno is out to quash their dreams.
    • Double Downer
      Double Downer
      Season 4 - Episode 14
      Carrie and Doug go on a group trip to Atlantic City organized by Deacon, but the only other person to show up is Supervisor O'Boyle.
    • Mean Streak
      Mean Streak
      Season 4 - Episode 3
      Doug is about to break IPS' record of 951 consecutive perfect delivery days. Meanwhile, Carrie has trouble dealing with the fact that Holly, the dog walker, actually enjoys spending time with Arthur.
    • Mammary Lane
      Mammary Lane
      Season 5 - Episode 5
      Doug's bowling team prepares for a tournament, while Carrie agrees to babysit Mr. Kaplan's son, in hopes of furthering her career. But when Doug throws out a mercy flirt and Carrie runs into an awkward set of hands, all goes downhill.
    • Loaner Car
      Loaner Car
      Season 5 - Episode 10
      Doug loans Carrie to Deacon to help prepare Thanksgiving dinner. When Deacon ditches her for Holly's services, his web of lies soon gets out of control. Trying to cover it up, Doug continues to dig a hole for himself.
    • Paternal Affairs
      Paternal Affairs
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      Doug's favorite aunt, Sheila, begins to date Arthur.
    • Meet By-Product
      Meet By-Product
      Season 2 - Episode 17
      Doug and Carrie recall the first time they met.
    • Class Struggle
      Class Struggle
      Season 3 - Episode 4
      Carrie decides to return to college, with very little time to get things done.
    • Dougie Houser
      Dougie Houser
      Season 6 - Episode 12
      Flashbacks show Doug and Carrie's search a decade ago for their house, and how Doug caved to get what she wanted.
    • Domestic Disturbance
      Domestic Disturbance
      Season 7 - Episode 10
      When feels the maid Carrie hired is not to his liking, he hires Spence's mom, who's both incompetent and an attractant for Arthur.
    • Patrons Ain't
      Patrons Ain't
      Season 4 - Episode 22
      When the Heffernans realize maybe they should give a little more to charities, what starts out as a nice gesture soon becomes all about getting credit.
    • Trash Talker
      Trash Talker
      Season 6 - Episode 18
      Doug and Deacon's relationship hits a speed bump when Deacon unknowingly befriends Doug's grade school archenemy. Meanwhile, Arthur seeks revenge against Larry King for getting him expelled as a youth.
    • Richie's Song
      Richie's Song
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      Doug can't figure out why Carrie refuses to go on a double date with Richie and his wife, Marie.
    • Fixer Upper
      Fixer Upper
      Season 1 - Episode 12
      Though Doug warns against it, Carrie fixes Spence up with one of her co-workers.
    • Pregnant Pause (2)
      Pregnant Pause (2)
      Season 3 - Episode 25
      Doug tells Carrie not to panic about having the baby, that he will take care of all her "burden," so he takes on a second job so that they can store a little extra money before the due date. Meanwhile, Arthur is annoyed that Doug still hasn't finished his bathroom, and Deacon and Kelly reconcile.moreless
    • Bun Dummy
      Bun Dummy
      Season 4 - Episode 21
      As his high school reunion approaches, Doug worries that Carrie's new hairdo will make her look like a librarian, rather than his usually sexy wife. Hoping to show Carrie off in front of his former classmates, Doug tries to find a way to tell her that he hates her bun without hurting her feelings. Meanwhile, Spence informs the guys that he's nervous about seeing one of his old teachers because he never called her back after the two shared an intimate encounter.moreless
    • Gorilla Warfare
      Gorilla Warfare
      Season 7 - Episode 13
      Carrie stumbles onto the fact that one of the most romantic things Doug ever said to her was stolen from a movie. Following a break-up, Danny develops a crush on Holly.
    • Move Doubt
      Move Doubt
      Season 8 - Episode 8
      Doug and Carrie hear conflicting reasons why Deacon and Kelly are not interested in becoming neighbors. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence each have their eye on a beautiful Albanian girl, who misinterprets the situation.
    • Cello, Goodbye
      Cello, Goodbye
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      Carrie's on the fast track at her new job in a Manhattan law firm. But the trappings of success—late nights at the office, free concert tickets and being surrounded by bright, dynamic people—make Doug wonder why she ever ended up with a guy like him.
    • Dog Days
      Dog Days
      Season 1 - Episode 14
      The Heffernans' new neighbors have a dog that keeps them up at night, but Doug wants to avoid confrontation. Arthur thinks Charles Schultz is using him as a template for Peanuts characters.
    • Best Man
      Best Man
      Season 1 - Episode 13
      Doug and Carrie attend a wedding of an old flame of Carrie's, creating an uncomfortable situation for Doug.
    • Do Rico
      Do Rico
      Season 3 - Episode 1
      Carrie is turned on by Doug's imitation of his new Hispanic co-worker, Rico; Arthur tries to chronicle his own life story.
    • Silent Mite
      Silent Mite
      Season 7 - Episode 7
      Doug suspects a midget who hit on Carrie also stole his wallet while he was Christmas shopping at the mall and looks to Arthur for assistance.
    • Doug Less (1)
      Doug Less (1)
      Season 6 - Episode 1
      The sixth season opens with a newly svelte Doug and a surprisingly jealous Carrie, who just can't hide her disdain when people constantly compliment her hubby on his weight loss. Doug decides to suprise her by taking her to an old holiday spot of theirs.
    • Steve Moscow
      Steve Moscow
      Season 5 - Episode 18
      Doug and Carrie try to get the Russian workers to repair their house, by going to extreme lengths of giving them vodka.
    • Major Disturbance
      Major Disturbance
      Season 9 - Episode 4
      The Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much that he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans. In the meantime, Arthur begins hiring out himself and friends from the senior center to ride with solo drivers so they can use car-pool lanes.
    • Where's Poppa?
      Where's Poppa?
      Season 1 - Episode 23
      Doug and Carrie send Arthur off to work at cousin Danny's pizza restaurant.
    • Doug Out
      Doug Out
      Season 2 - Episode 6
      Arthur's inclusion at an outing to a Mets game creates problems for Doug.
    • Name Dropper
      Name Dropper
      Season 7 - Episode 5
      Doug fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her co-worker's name. Meanwhile, Veronica unknowingly sets off a war of wills between her son and Danny.
    • Buggie Nights
      Buggie Nights
      Season 8 - Episode 15
      Bed bugs brought home by Arthur from a vacation force Doug and Carrie out of the house while a creepy exterminator does his job. Meanwhile, Spence and Danny argue over where to go for vacation.
    • Home Cheapo
      Home Cheapo
      Season 9 - Episode 7
      Carrie is convinced that Deacon and Kelly were only able to afford a vacation home by being cheap. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to help Spence get a new job.
    • Eggsit Strategy
      Eggsit Strategy
      Season 6 - Episode 8
      Carrie hears that her law firm is laying off people and worries about her job, though her resigning boss is only worried about getting an omelette bar goodbye party. Meanwhile, Doug is in hot water with Deacon when he loses the Koosh ball Deacon received from his son as a gift.moreless
    • Big Dougie
      Big Dougie
      Season 2 - Episode 21
      Doug becomes a Big Brother, which leads him to running a 10K race to support heart disease; Carrie accidentally tells another Doug she loves him.
    • Veiled Threat
      Veiled Threat
      Season 4 - Episode 9
      Coming across the top tier from her and Doug's wedding cake sends Carrie reminiscing about their wedding day, including desperately wanting to find a sign that she's meant to be with Doug, Arthur tricking Doug's parents into paying for the wedding, and Danny wanting to sing.
    • Entertainment Weakly
      Entertainment Weakly
      Season 7 - Episode 4
      Doug feels the heat when a new hire at IPS does impressions that overshadow Doug's funny stories. Meanwhile, Carrie gets an assistant who does almost all her work for her.
    • Missing Links
      Missing Links
      Season 4 - Episode 17
      Carrie doesn't like the girl Deacon brings to her company's golf outing. Meanwhile, he has Holly care for the kids, oblivious she has a crush on him.
    • Female Problems
      Female Problems
      Season 2 - Episode 2
      Doug feels left out after Carrie becomes friends with a new neighbor.
    • Horizontal Hold
      Horizontal Hold
      Season 3 - Episode 16
      After Deacon and Kelly's separation, Carrie begins to wonder about her own marriage. She and Doug agree to put their sex lives on hold for a few weeks because Carrie feels that they should resolve arguments verbally, not always physically. Meanwhile, Arthur dates a woman who claims she was once Frank Sinatra's girlfriend.moreless
    • Package Deal
      Package Deal
      Season 3 - Episode 19
      Doug, feeling underappreciated at work, hears that drivers at FedEx are making twice what he makes. When he runs into a former co-worker now working for the big overnight service, he takes his friend's casual banter to mean that FedEx wants to hire him. Meanwhile, after Lou Ferrigno asks Carrie to smear his body with tanning cream while his wife is on vacation, she gets addicted to the stuff.moreless
    • Lost Vegas
      Lost Vegas
      Season 7 - Episode 1
      Doug starts pampering Carrie, hoping to get her okay for a Las Vegas trip with the guys. Meanwhile, Arthur trains Spence in counting cards, hoping to strike it rich at a charity casino night.
    • Restaurant Row
      Restaurant Row
      Season 2 - Episode 23
      After she feels mistreated there, Carrie forbids Doug from eating at his new favorite restaurant. Arthur covets a PBS pledge break tote bag.
    • Arthur, Spooner
      Arthur, Spooner
      Season 5 - Episode 1
      With Carrie temporarily working a night shift, Doug begins to rely on Arthur for companionship, and starts to warm up to him.
    • Like Hell
      Like Hell
      Season 8 - Episode 4
      Doug and Carrie both have feelings of not being entirely popular at their workplaces, and both overcompensate to rectify the situation
    • Offensive Fowl
      Offensive Fowl
      Season 9 - Episode 8
      Carrie soon grows tired of Doug's forcing his new vegetarian lifestyle down her throat. Meanwhile, Carrie's boss wants to start discussing novels with her, and Spence takes on some humiliating new jobs.
    • Deconstructing Carrie
      Deconstructing Carrie
      Season 7 - Episode 15
      With Carrie despondant that her looks may be fading as she nears 35, Doug arranges for construction workers to give her self-esteem a boost. Meanwhile, Arthur looks to get her just the right present.
    • Van, Go
      Van, Go
      Season 7 - Episode 18
      A waitress finds herself so annoyed with Doug that she challenges him to a fight. Meanwhile, Carrie pretends to enjoy shopping with Holly so she can use her for her van.
    • Precedent Nixin'
      Precedent Nixin'
      Season 6 - Episode 19
      Carrie asks Deacon and Kelly to accompany her and Doug to Florida for their visit with the in-laws so that they'll be forced to stay at a hotel instead of with Doug's parents, prompting a guilt-trip from Janet.
    • Nocturnal Omission
      Nocturnal Omission
      Season 6 - Episode 5
      Doug and Carrie don't agree on whether to tell Deacon, who's planning a night with a gorgeous stewardess he just met, that Kelly wants to reconcile.
    • Time Share
      Time Share
      Season 1 - Episode 22
      Carrie isn't happy that Doug's invited the Sackskys over—until she learns they're separating and offering them their Hamptons time-share. Meanwhile, Arthur seeks answers from an ointment company after developing a nasty rash.

    • Surprise Artie
      Surprise Artie
      Season 2 - Episode 19
      Doug must keep up with Arthur while Carrie organizes his 75th birthday surprise party. When Doug loses Arthur, Carrie must find him.
    • Papa Pill
      Papa Pill
      Season 3 - Episode 18
      Doug feels sorry for Arthur and agrees to let him go to a cocktail lounge instead of to the weekly dance at a senior center. When Carrie finds out, she goes ballistic and turns her father's care over to Doug—a job he soon regrets taking on.
    • Work Related
      Work Related
      Season 3 - Episode 10
      Arthur begins to work at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for the best practical joke.
    • Foe: Pa
      Foe: Pa
      Season 6 - Episode 20
      Doug must heal the breach between father and daughter when Arthur's antics in the lobby of a real estate company cost Carrie getting a job there.
    • Consummate Professional
      Consummate Professional
      Season 8 - Episode 3
      Carrie finds out that while dating, Doug lied about getting a job to get her to sleep with him.
    • Frozen Pop
      Frozen Pop
      Season 2 - Episode 15
      Arthur is moved upstairs to Carrie's office once the weather gets cold, but have problems when the weather warms up and Arthur thinks his move was permanent.
    • Ovary Action
      Ovary Action
      Season 4 - Episode 12
      Doug's parents plan a Christmas visit, interfering with his and Carrie's attempt to get pregnant during her "fertile time."
    • Golden Moldy
      Golden Moldy
      Season 5 - Episode 16
      Doug and Carrie are having fun on their vacation with their neighbors in St. Croix, but once Arthur calls with a quote on the current mold problem in the house, all is not so fun.
    • Wedding Presence
      Wedding Presence
      Season 3 - Episode 12
      Doug and Carrie rush to a friend's wedding before the bride and groom realize they're not there; Meanwhile, Arthur plans a scheme involving Spence.
    • Roamin' Holiday
      Roamin' Holiday
      Season 2 - Episode 10
      In an attempt to get away from Carrie's friends for Thanksgiving, Doug invites Spence over.
    • Tube Stakes
      Tube Stakes
      Season 2 - Episode 5
      Carrie leaves the garage door open, and Doug's big screen TV is stolen.
    • Awed Couple
      Awed Couple
      Season 7 - Episode 8
      After a tiff with Deacon and Kelly, Doug and Carrie seek a new couple to be their best friends and try to use a couple they hate to get in good graces with one they like.
    • Hi Def-Jam
      Hi Def-Jam
      Season 3 - Episode 13
      Doug sets up his sister with Carrie's boss so that he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition TV.
    • Pregnant Pause (1)
      Pregnant Pause (1)
      Season 3 - Episode 24
      Carrie discovers that she's pregnant, and she's panicked that the timing is wrong. Meanwhile, Deacon and Kelly begin to reconcile and Spence is left out in the cold and Arthur insists that Doug build him his own bathroom in the basement.
    • Alter Ego
      Alter Ego
      Season 6 - Episode 22
      What starts out as a valiant effort to win back the heart of Spence's ex-girlfriend, Denise, quickly goes south as Danny gets a sudden case of lockjaw and the group spends all the money they took out as cash advances from their credit cards. Meanwhile, Arthur fills in at the front desk of the senior center and has some words with the pudding vendor.moreless
    • Hartford Wailer
      Hartford Wailer
      Season 8 - Episode 21
      Doug crashes Carrie's weekend company retreat, not realizing she's blown it off for a relaxing day with her girlfriends. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence pose as staff to sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.
    • Net Prophets
      Net Prophets
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      Carrie wants to invest Doug's Christmas bonus; Arthur competes with the neighbors about who has the largest yard decoration.
    • Inner Tube
      Inner Tube
      Season 3 - Episode 17
      Doug lies to Carrie about having to work late so he can play mud football and get out of going to her seminar. Now sick from his night of football in the rain, Doug starts watching TV and begins to drift off to sleep... The Honeymooners Doug dreams that he is Ralph and Deacon is Ed and they scheme to get Doug out of the house to go bowling. Wheel of Fortune Doug dreams that he, Arthur and Carrie are contestants on The Wheel of Fortune, where the puzzle being "Doug Heffernan is a big fat liar." Brian's Song Doug dreams he is in Brian's Song as Brian Piccolo and Deacon is Gale Sayers. The Young and the Restless Doug dreams that he, Arthur and Carrie are on The Young and the Restless, where Carrie and Jack Abbott kiss. Doug, finally full of guilt, goes to tell Carrie the truth of what happened and she doesn't react exactly the way she thought she would.moreless
    • Frigid Heirs
      Frigid Heirs
      Season 6 - Episode 13
      Arthur wins $2,500 at a bingo game, and agrees to share some of his winnings with Doug and Carrie. Unfortunately, Arthur feels that he should decide how they will spend their portion.
    • American Idle
      American Idle
      Season 6 - Episode 10
      With Doug on her back over her lack of motivation in finding a new job, Carrie enlists the help of Arthur and opens up her own company making decorative cell phone covers—then forces her friends to come to a showing.
    • Brace Yourself
      Brace Yourself
      Season 9 - Episode 6
      An unflattering picture by Major prompts Arthur to ask Doug and Carrie for braces. Meanwhile, Kelly hires an out-of-work Spence to help out around the house.
    • The Shmenkmans
      The Shmenkmans
      Season 2 - Episode 18
      Doug and Carrie make new friends with the Shmenkmans, but a scheduling snafu finds all of them—plus Deacon and Kelly—at the same brunch, where the Palmers and Shmenkmans hit it off.
    • Maybe Baby
      Maybe Baby
      Season 1 - Episode 25
      Doug and Carrie consider having a baby, which results in a flashback from Arthur about the day that Carrie was born.
    • Taste Buds
      Taste Buds
      Season 5 - Episode 24
      Since Doug never gets what he wants from Carrie, he uses Arthur to ask Carrie for them, so he gets what he wants. Meanwhile, Spence is first on line to see a new movie.
    • Emotional Rollercoaster
      Emotional Rollercoaster
      Season 8 - Episode 19
      Doug's lie to get Carrie to let him ride a rollercoaster at an amusement park blows up in his face. Meanwhile, Arthur lets Deacon shuttle him around in a wheelchair so they can jump to the front of the park's lines and Danny and Spence search for girls to pick up.moreless
    • Fair Game
      Fair Game
      Season 2 - Episode 16
      When Carrie is caught cheating at a board game twice, they trace her cheating problem back to when she was a child.
    • Dugan Groupie
      Dugan Groupie
      Season 7 - Episode 2
      Doug starts feeling lonely when Carrie's new job has her staying many late nights.
    • Ice Cubed
      Ice Cubed
      Season 7 - Episode 19
      Carrie braves a heavy snow to get an iPod and finds herself stuck both on the street and in an ethical quandary. Meanwhile, a couple quickly regrets giving Doug respite from the storm when he dishes out unsolicited advice.
    • Business Affairs
      Business Affairs
      Season 5 - Episode 6
      Doug stops by Carrie's office, and is introduced to her work-husband Curt. Although Carrie assures him that he has nothing to worry about since Curt is gay, Doug is threatened by just how close the two are. Meanwhile, Arthur is jealous of a new dog that Holly has added to her route.moreless
    • Attention Deficit
      Attention Deficit
      Season 5 - Episode 13
      Doug becomes obsessed with his own Super Bowl party after learning that many of his friends will be attending a party thrown by a new co-worker. While Doug is focused on winning back as many guests as possible, Carrie complains that Doug doesn't think about her enough during the day. Problems arise when Doug tries to throw the ultimate Super Bowl party and prove to Carrie he's an attentive husband.moreless
    • Cowardly Lyin'
      Cowardly Lyin'
      Season 5 - Episode 19
      Carrie gets tickets to an opera but Doug doesn't want to go so he has Deacon help him lie to get out of it. Carrie catches him in the lie which prompts Doug to confess to a series of lies he's been hiding. Doug then tells Carrie that the reason he's been lying is because she's too overbearing. They both agree to be "supportive" of one another but this only leads to more problems.moreless
    • Sold-Y Locks
      Sold-Y Locks
      Season 8 - Episode 18
      In order to afford a cruise, Doug convinces Carrie to cut her hair to sell to a wig maker, but regrets his idea after the deed is done.
    • Damned Yanky
      Damned Yanky
      Season 6 - Episode 16
      Carrie's infuriated when Doug sleep-talks about women while anesthetized, so she comes up with a proscribed list of women for Doug's daydreams.
    • Manhattan Project
      Manhattan Project
      Season 9 - Episode 10
      Carrie's ecstatic when an affordable apartment opens in Manhattan, but Doug's reluctant to leave Queens. Arthur meets singer Ava St. Clair.
    • Cologne Ranger
      Cologne Ranger
      Season 7 - Episode 9
      Doug refuses to back down when Carrie hates his new cologne. Meanwhile, Arthur schools Holly and Spence in the art of movie hopping.
    • Hi, School
      Hi, School
      Season 7 - Episode 14
      Doug runs into his former football coach when delivering to his old high school and—much to Carrie's chagrin—keeps going back to relive his glory days. Meanwhile, after losing his eye drops, Arthur manages to lose his sense of hearing, sight, and speech in one day and becomes completely reliant on Holly.moreless
    • Jung Frankenstein
      Jung Frankenstein
      Season 5 - Episode 12
      Carrie thinks Doug needs professional help to control his excessive eating habits, so she persuades him to see a therapist. When Carrie sees Doug's great improvements, she asks the therapist to work on Doug's other issues. Meanwhile, Arthur believes he's addicted to nasal spray and fights to stay off of it.moreless
    • Sandwiched Out
      Sandwiched Out
      Season 8 - Episode 5
      A sandwich named for Deacon at Coopers ruffles Doug's feathers. Meanwhile, Carrie schemes to prevent Holly from moving to Manhattan.
    • Parent Trapped
      Parent Trapped
      Season 2 - Episode 4
      The Palmers ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their baby; Arthur runs into trouble at the pretzel store when he is put in charge.
    • Depo Man
      Depo Man
      Season 4 - Episode 11
      Doug becomes an expert witness for a case of Carrie's boss; Danny and Spence squabble over Holly
    • Kirbed Enthusiasm
      Kirbed Enthusiasm
      Season 5 - Episode 4
      Deacon asks Doug to help him coach Kirby's football team, and the boy challenges Doug to try out for a semi-pro team, but Carrie isn't thrilled with the idea until she sees an interesting photo of him.
    • Train Wreck
      Season 1 - Episode 20
      Doug is upset when his new trainee doesn't make Carrie jealous; Meanwhile, Arthur must deal with his purchase of his tombstone in advance and changing the first two numbers of his death year from 19 to 20.
    • Court Date
      Season 1 - Episode 17
      Carrie gets a speeding ticket and Doug, out of fear of the car insurance doubling, convinces her to go on a date with the cop that gave her the ticket.
    • S'no Job
      S'no Job
      Season 3 - Episode 23
      Doug's Uncle Stu asks him to get his son, Danny, a job at IPS. Doug doesn't want him working there but he doesn't want to look bad to the family so he instructs his boss to interview him but not hire him. Meanwhile, Arthur fills out audience comment cards on a new movie.moreless
    • No Retreat
      No Retreat
      Season 4 - Episode 5
      Doug's distraught when a weekend with Carrie at her company's retreat is lacking television. Meanwhile Arthur, all alone at home in Queens, ends up destroying Doug and Carrie's bedroom and begs Deacon to help him hide the damage before they return home.
    • Moxie Moron
      Moxie Moron
      Season 9 - Episode 3
      Doug and Deacon fill in for Supervisor O'Boyle at the IPS depot. Carrie regrets her decision to complain about her company's chinzy gift for work on an important project.
    • Block Buster
      Block Buster
      Season 2 - Episode 14
      Doug has his old football teammates over; Meanwhile, Spence tries to get his revenge on the football players for what they did to him in high school.
    • Connect Four
      Connect Four
      Season 5 - Episode 9
      Carrie wins four company seats to Knicks games, but insists on taking a couple over Doug's friends. Meanwhile, Arthur digs himself a hole by pretending he can "fix" parking tickets.
    • Queens'bro Bridge
      Queens'bro Bridge
      Season 5 - Episode 22
      Arthur and his half-brother Skitch are reunited when Doug sets it up for them to meet again at the tollbooth Skitch works at on the freeway. When Doug realizes they own a house together, he sees the possibility of getting his personal life back when he envisions the basement empty and he and Carrie having some personal time.moreless
    • S'Ain't Valentine's
      S'Ain't Valentine's
      Season 1 - Episode 16
      Doug's romantic plans with Carrie are hijacked by Veronica, who has planned a last-minute surprise party for Spence. Arthur meets a woman at a Senior Center dance.
    • Offtrack... Bedding
      Offtrack... Bedding
      Season 7 - Episode 6
      When Joe's too worked over over a model train convention to use the theater tickets Doug got him and his mother, Janet goes with Arthur and a fast friendship blooms.
    • Hero Worship
      Hero Worship
      Season 4 - Episode 18
      Doug starts to dream more seriously about running his own sandwich shop now that his Uncle Stu has generously offered him a large sum of money to see him realize his dream. However, Carrie has major reservations about this, knowing that Doug's gifts are not in running a business. Not to mention that Danny, Stu's son, is very jealous and angry that his own father would back Doug's business venture, but not his own.moreless
    • Deacon Blues
      Deacon Blues
      Season 3 - Episode 15
      Doug is surprised to find his married best friend, Deacon, out with another woman. Meanwhile, Carrie questions her relationship with Doug because of their different views on cheating.
    • Lyin' Hearted
      Lyin' Hearted
      Season 4 - Episode 7
      As Arthur prepares to undergo heart surgery, he asks Carrie and Doug to bring him his sleep mask, and she makes some interesting discoveries while looking for it. Meanwhile, Doug makes friends with a quirky stranger in the hospital and soon regrets it.
    • Screwed Driver
      Screwed Driver
      Season 4 - Episode 19
      Doug's parents visit while Carrie's on a business trip and take over running the house, making Doug feel like a kid again. Also, Arthur tries to strike it rich by inventing a new type of screwdriver called "the Arthur's head."
    • Ruff Goin'
      Ruff Goin'
      Season 9 - Episode 5
      Feeling hurt over not being invited to a block party, Doug adopts a dog just to prove to the neighbors that he's an okay guy—a decision he soon regrets. Meanwhile, Arthur falls prey to the gambling bug when trying to help Danny beat it.
    • Sparing Carrie
      Sparing Carrie
      Season 2 - Episode 11
      Due to financial trouble, Doug's bowling team must win the next game. Doug must help Carrie to improve her bowling ability or kick her off the team.
    • Secret Garden
      Secret Garden
      Season 6 - Episode 7
      Carrie plugs Danny to do some landscaping for her new gynocologist, but when Danny gets greedy with the bill she worries he'll dump her as a patient.
    • Separation Anxiety
      Separation Anxiety
      Season 3 - Episode 20
      During the Palmer's separation, Doug and Carrie go to the movies with Kelly while Deacon takes the kids. While there, Carrie runs into a co-worker who seems interested in Kelly. The two end up going on a date, and when Deacon finds out he is ready to patch things up with her.moreless
    • Flower Power
      Flower Power
      Season 2 - Episode 24
      Doug shows his romantic side as Carrie thinks he has lost it; Arthur serves on a jury.
    • Departure Time
      Departure Time
      Season 3 - Episode 21
      Doug, Carrie and Arthur head out to the airport to visit with Doug's parents while they have a short layover at Kennedy Airport on their way to Montreal. While there, his parents ask him to sign their living will, making him the one responsible for pulling the plug. When his sister Stephanie gets wind of this, she is offended that she wasn't the one asked to be responsible.moreless
    • Icky Shuffle
      Icky Shuffle
      Season 6 - Episode 23
      A bedridden Carrie gets Doug to team with Arthur for a shuffleboard tournament, but his skills aren't to Arthur's liking. Meanwhile, Carrie pretends to continue being sick so that Holly will continue to cook for her.
    • Wish Boned
      Wish Boned
      Season 7 - Episode 17
      When Doug wins a trip to St. Louis to see the Final Four, he is reluctant to bring Arthur, but Carrie convinces him otherwise.
    • Multiple Plots
      Multiple Plots
      Season 6 - Episode 17
      When Arthur tries to sell Spence his adjoining burial plot, he somehow winds up selling it to Spence's mother, Veronica. Doug's new route has a man who answers the door wearing only a towel. Meanwhile, Carrie takes on dog walking with Holly to make some money, but immediately hates the job.moreless
    • Roast Chicken
      Roast Chicken
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      Carrie has Doug sign a congratulatory card for his boss' twenty years at the company and the whole thing blows up in Doug's face. Now, Fisker, the boss, wants Doug to participate in the banquet roast and Doug blames Carrie for this fiasco. He does rise to the occasion, however, and even manages to get some good laughs out of the audience. That is, until he starts to tell some jokes that hit a little too close to home.moreless
    • Friender Bender
      Friender Bender
      Season 4 - Episode 4
      Doug rear-ends Kelly and Deacon's car, and he and Carrie insist that they personally pay for the damage so they can leave the insurance company out of it, but the estimate leads to a rift between the families. Meanwhile, Spence is babysitting Kirby and goes from being the "Spencinator" to the "Scaredinator" once Kirby finds out that he is allergic to peanuts.moreless
    • Dreading Vows
      Dreading Vows
      Season 6 - Episode 4
      Endless complications make Doug and Carrie quickly regret their decision to renew their wedding vows. In the midst of the wedding planning Arthur is praying that his wedding present, aged Port wine, will go unused when he discovers the value of the fine wine on eBay.
    • Animal Attraction
      Animal Attraction
      Season 5 - Episode 15
      Doug cannot spend time with Carrie on Valentine's Day, because he has to deliver penguins, with Deacon, from one zoo to another. Meanwhile, Carrie and Holly go out, with Carrie giving Holly tips to land a man. Also, when Arthur and Spence go to up a pick a date for the holiday, he accidentally gets himself a date that is old enough to be his grandmother.moreless
    • Party Favor
      Party Favor
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      Carrie convinces Doug to be the best man at his cousin's wedding.
    • Driving Reign
      Driving Reign
      Season 5 - Episode 20
      Danny asks Doug for a letter of recommendation at IPS so he can move up to being a driver like Doug. Since this idea does not appeal to Doug, Carrie decides she will write the letter and have Doug sign it. Danny ends up getting the job and puts Doug's skills to the test, and his job on the line, when his ability to beat Doug's delivery time has the boss giving Danny Doug's route.moreless
    • S'Poor House
      S'Poor House
      Season 5 - Episode 17
      The mold problem in the Heffernan household grows and Doug and Carrie find out to fix the problem will cost them $12,000! Doug, with his tail between his legs, goes to his father to ask for the money, but hits a wall when he wants to know why he and Carrie don't have it in the bank.moreless
    • Soft Touch
      Soft Touch
      Season 2 - Episode 22
      Doug gets pulled into a water filter scheme thanks to his neighbors.