The King of Queens

Season 1 Episode 12

Fixer Upper

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Dec 21, 1998 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Carrie: Don't you think [Spence] needs a date?
      Doug: No. He's got a very nice routine: work, dinner with his mom, Babylon 5, then sleep. Why screw around with it?

    • Carrie: These researchers, they kept a male monkey alone for so long, that when they finally stuck a female in with him, he threw feces at her and he humped a eucalyptus tree.
      (Doug advances, leering)
      Carrie: That turns you on?
      Doug: A little bit, yeah.

    • Carrie: Jenny, did I tell you Spence sells tokens on the subway?
      Doug: (sotto voce) That's the way to impress her.

    • Spence: (following allergic reaction) I must look great.
      Jenny: Actually, you're kind of cute when you're not convulsing.
      Spence: That's almost half the time.

    • Doug: Would you rather have your big toe amputated or make out with Larry King for 15 minutes?
      Richie: We lyin' down or standin' up?
      Doug: You're leaning against a car.
      Richie: Argh, it's right down the line!

  • Notes

  • Allusions