Old man: (pretending to be dying) Oh, someone help me!
Arthur: I'm gonna help you.
(Arthur 'saves' his life)
Old man: Oh, thank you mister, that I've never seen before. Thank you for saving my life.
Arthur: It was nothing.
Old man: You are the greatest customer in here.
Arthur: Oh, thanks. (whispers) You should be the customer of the month.
Old man: (to everybody) You should be the customer of the month. (hushed) Are we done?