Doug: You didn't just save my life, brown eyes, you made my life worth saving.
Doug: If my love for you was a season, it'd be fall... because I fell for you. It would be autumn, because my love for you is "autumatic."
Spence: Dude, you sound like a gay serial killer.
Danny: Why can't I find a great girl?
Doug: I could tell you the truth, but it'd feel like a donkey kick.
The German episode title is "Kein Mann der großen Worte", meaning "Not a Man for Big Words"
The movie Doug stole his line from, McCormick and Jo-Jo (starring Erik Estrada), does not really exist.