The King of Queens

Season 9 Episode 7

Home Cheapo

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Apr 09, 2007 on CBS



  • Trivia

    • We get to see Deacon and Kelly's vacation home but we still have not got to see their first home they bought in "Move Doubt" from the previous season.

  • Quotes

    • Arthur: Look, Spencer, all day long I sit in that basement, doing the word jumbles and praying for death.

    • Doug: (to Carrie) You just slap a smile on your face, and you pretend you like it when good things happen to other people!

    • Doug: They got a canoe. I'll tell you one thing, that's coming home with me.
      Carrie: Alright, what are you going to do with a canoe in Queens?
      Doug: What am I not gonna do with a canoe in Queens?

    • Deacon: How much money do I spend on you at lunch every day?
      Doug: Hey, we always split the bill in half.
      Deacon: We don't split the food in half.

    • Carrie: We can save if we wanted to.
      Doug: Then why didn't we?
      Carrie: "Why didn't we?" You're asking me, "why didn't we?"
      Doug: You saying it's my fault?
      Carrie: Excuse me, but I'm not the one who invests my paycheck at White Castle every night!

    • Kelly: We're so looking forward to having you guys come up to the house on Saturday. I mean, the weather's supposed to be great.
      Doug: I gotta be honest. Unless the weather affects the cable reception, it's all the same to me.

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