Carrie: So that's what I am? I'm tapestry?
Doug: Tapestry is good. It's woven on a loom. You know, a loom? You understand? A loom?
Carrie: No, I don't understand, Doug! I mean, you don't see me acting like this. Strangers check me out all the time! I get my ass touched on the subway every day.
Doug: Well, then you should wash your ass when you get home.