Doug: Remember last week when I said anybody who likes sourdough bread is a douche?
Doug: What's the point of "Doug's Food Round-Up" if nobody listens?!
Carrie: We got an updated restraining order.
Doug: Yours or mine?
Dawn: I like my hair in a pony.
Carrie: A pony is a baby horse, not a hairstyle.
Dawn: Actually, a foal is a baby horse.
Carrie: You see, poindexter, that's why you haven't had a date in five years!
The German episode title is "Teuflisch nette Kollegen", meaning "Devishly Nice Colleagues".