The King of Queens

Season 9 Episode 4

Major Disturbance

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Dec 13, 2006 on CBS



  • Trivia

    • While the show's main plot deals with Deacon and Kelly's care arrangements for Major while on an upcoming vacation, there's no mention of their other son, Kirby.

    • Street signs from exterior shots are those of the Los Angeles area, not New York City.

  • Quotes

    • Doug: You don't understand. I mean, kids like me, you know? They run to me, they climb on me. You think I stay this size for myself? This is for the children.

    • Doug: He's still scared from my story?
      Carrie: Yeah. What did you say to him anyway? I mean, Kelly said he made them throw out all their pens.
      Doug: I told him a little story about a magical pen that throws up a half man-lobster that eats little boys.
      Carrie: Oh, that's creepy.
      Doug: A big bad wolf can eat a Grandma, but I'm out of line?!

    • Arthur: Are you going out?
      Doug: I'm putting a coat on. I'll let you connect the dots.
      Arthur: I live in an uninsulated basement; I put on a coat to watch television.

    • Josephine: You have me going all the way out to Philadelphia. How am I supposed to get back?
      Arthur: You have a thumb, don't you?

  • Notes

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