The King of Queens

Season 9 Episode 1

Mama Cast

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Dec 06, 2006 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Charlotte: There's this really cute boy at school.
      Carrie: Michael?
      Charlotte: Yeah, but he likes Donna Pizzoni.
      Carrie: Well, just make him like you, instead.
      Charlotte: How?
      Carrie: Well, you just start a nasty rumor about the other girl. You know? "She's a skank" or "she's poor." Could be anything, really, and before you know it, you'll be wearing his varsity jacket.

    • Carrie: Bad news—
      Doug: If it's about being out of mini-donuts, I'm aware, and I am not happy.

    • Doug: (eyeing pamphlet) "Wealth Building Annuities"... stupid.

    • Carrie: I think it's going to happen. I'm actually going to kill you this time.

    • Doug: Alright, I gotta take a little bathroom break. Who wants to watch the truck? (points to fat kid) Ain't going to happen.

  • Notes

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