Joe: Nice puppies you have there.
Holly: (zippers up shirt) Oh, you mean the dogs.
(Doug's mother kisses him and then leaves the room)
Carrie: You still up—
Doug: I couldn't make love to Julia Roberts right now.
Carrie: Now, you just think real, sexy thoughts, alright.
Doug: Okay. Like what?
Carrie: Um, think of Alyssa Milano. Huh? She's hot, plus her last name's a cookie.
Arthur: I don't want cheese out of pity, I want cheese out of love!
Arthur: (to Doug) You love your parents more than me, admit it!
The German episode title is "Speedy Gonzales".