The King of Queens

Season 9 Episode 11

Single Spaced

Aired Monday 8:00 PM May 07, 2007 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Carrie: What the hell is that?
      Doug: Warden moved out; finally got my scooter.
      Carrie: Good for you, Doug. On your own a week and you've already given up cleanin' and walking.

    • Carrie: You didn't even know we had china until I said something.
      Doug: I know we have china, okay. I love our china.
      Carrie: Oh, you love our china?
      Doug: Yeah.
      Carrie: Well, what's the pattern?
      Doug: Umm, gay!

    • Doug: (seeing Carrie has emptied the house) This is all your fault, you know, for makin' us bowl two extra frames. We could've stopped her.
      Spence: It's the only sport I'm good at.
      Danny: You had them put up the bumpers.
      Spence: I hardly used them.

    • Janet: What the H-E-double hockey sticks are you doin'?
      Joe: Oh, open your eyes, their marriage is over. We don't find him somebody, he's goin' to move back with us.
      Janet: So you set him up with his cousin? What do you want, a three-headed grandchild?

    • Doug: A baby should have a yard, with his fresh air, and, you know.
      Carrie: Oh, it can't get fresh air on a fire escape?

  • Notes

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