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    PhilosopherSo

    [1]Jan 12, 2008
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    This is a companion thread to my "Best Shane Quotes" thread. Post quotes said by Alice or about Alice.

    Alice: Fvck my mother!

    Shane: Don't be such a lez.

    Alice: I'm stuck! Save you're selves!

    Alice: Wait he's talking to me. So weird it's crazy. Huh? Ok I'll tell her. He said 'Don't ever FVCKING compare yourself to him.'

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    mapleleaflady

    [2]Jan 13, 2008
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    First of all, I think there is no possibility to do the quotes for Alice - simply because Alice is quotes+acting! :-)

    Like the whole Dana Shrine scene, with the piggy mask on her face... or the whole scene with cellphones, before Roll the Dice premiere... or stealing the 17 Reasons Why sign... Precious.

    But I love Alice, so this is the best thread for me. But, if I may, you put the quotes without extra notes so they don't really mean a lot alone... There is just tons of Alice quotes...

    Alice to Shane, after she told her off about Lisa: Well, Yoda needs to giveme abetter adive and Yoda needs to shut the f*** up!

    Alice, about Gabby: Cold in the streets... hot in the sheets!

    After Shane said she's gonna do Ariana Huffington's hairdo for a talkshow.

    Alice: Ariana Huffington is fifty. She's not really your type. She's kinda fancy.

    Shane: I'm doing her hair, Al, I'm not gonna f**** her.

    Alice: Oh, okay. 'Cause the old Shane would have.

    Shane: Huh.

    Shane: [Dana joins the table] Well in that case, if she's hot...

    Tonya: [to Dana] Honey, Shane is doing Ariana Huffington.

    Dana: You're doing Ariana Huffington? She's fifty, Shane!

    Shane: Her hair.

    Dana: Ah.

    All for now :-)

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    koolkid55555

    [3]Jan 13, 2008
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    i loved when she said, "THIS COFFEE TAISTES LIKE POOPY SHYT!" in the first episode of season 2!
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    mapleleaflady

    [4]Jan 13, 2008
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    (sorry for the above, i don't know how to make normal enters when editing...)

    OW could I forget about one of my absolute favourites (also one of the best scenes):

    Alice, when the forth person in the row rang her doorbel: Oh my God! What the freakin' frak!
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    koolkid55555

    [5]Jan 13, 2008
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    mapleleaflady wrote:
    (sorry for the above, i don't know how to make normal enters when editing...) OW could I forget about one of my absolute favourites (also one of the best scenes): Alice, when the forth person in the row rang her doorbel: Oh my God! What the freakin' frak!

    YES YES! that is another one of my favorites. after i heard her i say that i started saying it. now i say it all the time!

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    ilovebette

    [6]Jan 13, 2008
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    My favorite Alice quote/momentwas from the last episode of Season 4. When Shane and Alice were helping Bette steal the Sign and when they were about to bail Alice got trapped.

    Alice: Leave me! Save yourselves!

    Oh and another one!

    Alice to Dana when she accidently sprayed Dana with Marcus' erm: You're not gonna get pregnat through your sweater!

    Edited on 01/13/2008 8:58pm
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