Bette: Have you ever noticed that when Shane enters a room, someone leaves crying?
Alice: She has nipple confidence!
Bloom: What do you dress like? Are you the poster child for the under nurished and gender confused?
Alice: I see Carmen found ya.
Mark: I've never seen a chick have this effect on other girls before. (not sure exact wording)
Papi: You're Shane? You're just a skinny little white girl. (actually that whole scene is one great quote)
Hugo Boss: You're looking very Shane today.
Shane: Wow very nice Dana... no no no I'm here for you. I'm here for you (LOL that cracks me up every time. Love how they all assume Shane could steal Laura)
?: The Shane pass pretty much works on *everyone*
Gab: You're a McCutchen for sure.
Cherie: Hey little freak. (I know a lot of people hated Cherie by then but I actually like when she says that)
Waitress: You're a player right?
Carmen: Maybe she smiled at you a little too sweetly on accident. (I like the irony of that scene where Carmen thinks Bloom was one of Shanes conquests)
Shay: My sister is gay.
Woman: (someone help me remember this one) If I were to be with a woman, it would be the one that looks like a rock star.
Hollywood wife: Is that shane?.... I love Harry.