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    PhilosopherSo

    [1]May 4, 2007
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    Bette: Have you ever noticed that when Shane enters a room, someone leaves crying?

    Alice: She has nipple confidence!

    Bloom: What do you dress like? Are you the poster child for the under nurished and gender confused?

    Alice: I see Carmen found ya.

    Mark: I've never seen a chick have this effect on other girls before. (not sure exact wording)

    Papi: You're Shane? You're just a skinny little white girl. (actually that whole scene is one great quote)

    Hugo Boss: You're looking very Shane today. 

    Shane: Wow very nice Dana... no no no I'm here for you. I'm here for you (LOL that cracks me up every time. Love how they all assume Shane could steal Laura) 

    ?: The Shane pass pretty much works on *everyone* 

    Gab: You're a McCutchen for sure.

    Cherie: Hey little freak. (I know a lot of people hated Cherie by then but I actually like when she says that)

    Waitress: You're a player right?

    Carmen: Maybe she smiled at you a little too sweetly on accident. (I like the irony of that scene where Carmen thinks Bloom was one of Shanes conquests)

    Shay: My sister is gay.

    Woman: (someone help me remember this one) If I were to be with a woman, it would be the one that looks like a rock star.

    Hollywood wife: Is that shane?.... I love Harry. 

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    PhilosopherSo

    [2]May 7, 2007
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    Someone help me out here. What is that quote where Dana suggests that Shane should be the sperm donor for Tina and Bette. Dana's got great comedic timing. LOL
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    fariella

    [3]May 8, 2007
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    [QUOTE="PhilosopherSo

    Woman: (someone help me remember this one) If I were to be with a woman, it would be the one that looks like a rock star.

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    Randy's Wife said that one time when they had dinner with Jenny and Tim in a restaurant, when the girls walked in.
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    PhilosopherSo

    [4]May 8, 2007
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    thanks fariella

    Shane: Look at me. I'm the center of the universe.

    LOL
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    PhilosopherSo

    [5]May 21, 2007
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    Jenny: Shane only you could make a two piece pleathera ensemble look good...

    Alice: …at 7:30 in the morning

    Jenny:…drunk!

    Alice: …after a one night stand.

    That one is from Season 3 Episode 12 at Shane's bachelor party. They were refering to the end of the pilot episode where Shane is wandering home and comes across Bette and Tina on the front porch. I thought it was great that they referenced that scene as if to remind you how far the character has come.

    Edited on 05/21/2007 12:03pm
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    skooks

    [6]May 22, 2007
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    Shane: HEY! Aren't you the Vagina Wig?

    Classic!
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    PhilosopherSo

    [7]May 22, 2007
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    LOL OH yeah I love that one too!
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    kenzi4455

    [8]Aug 22, 2007
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    Shane: Hey! Liqour in the front, Poker in the rear!

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    PhilosopherSo

    [9]Aug 23, 2007
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    hehe I like that one
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    Brightly_Wound

    [10]Aug 23, 2007
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    "aww,quit being such a lez"

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    PhilosopherSo

    [11]Jan 11, 2008
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    Got a new ones from Season 5 Episode 1

    Shane to Jenny: Get of the phone b!tch!

    Realtor: She never really got over you.

    Shane: I'm sorry to hear that

    Paige: No you're not.

    Shane to woman IN PRISON!: You'll still be here later?

    I still don't know what the exact quote is when Dana says Shane should be the donor for Bette and Tina in season one.

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    emma-face

    [12]Jan 12, 2008
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    PhilosopherSo wrote:

    I still don't know what the exact quote is when Dana says Shane should be the donor for Bette and Tina in season one.

    Marina: I'm sure between the four of us we'll come up with someone. What he has to be healthy, strong, creative...handsome Tina: Artistic! Dana: There's always Shane

    I love when Alice refers to Shane as Yoda

    "Ok Yoda needs to give me some better advice or, Yoda needs to shut the f**k up!"

    Edited on 01/12/2008 2:42pm
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    PhilosopherSo

    [13]Jan 12, 2008
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    THANK YOU! That was driving me nuts trying to find that quote.

    And I can't believe I left out the yoda quote the first time around.
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    emma-face

    [14]Jan 13, 2008
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    PhilosopherSo wrote:
    THANK YOU! That was driving me nuts trying to find that quote.

    And I can't believe I left out the yoda quote the first time around.


    Luckily I was watchin season 1 with my flatmates the other night lol The Yoda quote is one of my favourite quotes it made me laugh so much!
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