Alice: Joyce Wischnia is the leading gay civil rights attorney in L.A.
Shane: Ah, Jesus, Al, you and your fucking "best of" lists. Bette and Tina don't need that.
Alice: Well, I wasn't really thinking about Bette, I was thinking about Tina. Fine. What do you think she needs?
Shane: I don't know. A lap dance, maybe. Not a fucking lawyer.