Alice: (trying to teach Dana 'gaydar') What is she?
Dana: A customer? (Shane shakes her head.) I don't know!
Shane: Dana, look at her fingernails, are they long or short?
Alice: Are they polished or natural?
Dana: They're long and polished. (she looks at Alice) Sooo, she's... (looks to Alice)
Shane: Leaning to straight, but we still need more info.
Alice: Look at the shoes.
Dana: High-heeled sandals.
Alice: With tapered jeans. (Dana looks confused.) Would you wear high-heeled sandals with tapered jeans?
Dana: (looking back and forth between Shane and Alice, looking very confused) Yes?