The L Word

Season 1 Episode 2

Let's Do It

Aired Sunday 9:00 PM Jan 25, 2004 on Showtime



  • Quotes

    • Alice: (picking up a turkey baster) What is this?
      Tina: Marcus Allenwood.
      (Alice depresses the plunger and sperm shoots out of the baster into Dana's hair, freaking her out.)
      Dana: Oh, god! Shit!
      Alice: Okay! Okay! Alright! (grabs a towel and helps Dana wipe it off) That is disgusting.
      Dana: Oh my god, get it off, get it off!
      Alice: Okay! You're not going to get pregnant through your sweater!
      Dana: Thanks, I know. Alright, I got it. I'll get it.
      Shane: Wait. So, we could be here at the moment of conception.
      Bette: You could. Yes.
      Shane: Well, then, I'm really sorry. Would you like us to leave?
      Bette: (smiling) That would be too late.