Bette: It is completely and totally over.
Tina: When did you end it?
Bette: This morning, and I told her that you were the love of my life and that I didn't know what I was doing and that I must've gone temporarily insane.
Tina: Did you tell her in person? Or on the phone?
Bette: Why, does that matter?
Tina: Because I drove by the house at 2:00 AM. And your car wasn't there. (shouting) Did you fuck all night before you told her I was the love of your life this morning?!