Alice: By the way, where were you guys?
Shane: For the...? Uh...
Paige: Wha-- what were we doing? Umm...
Shane: You know, we were just, uhhh... We were, umm (uncomfortable cough) reading, reading stories.
Alice: Oh! Stories. All day?
Paige: Yeah, it was kind of a whole box-set of, of, of stories, right?
Bette: (playing along) That was so sweet, that you were reading stories to Paige's son.
Alice: Really sweet, you guys.
Bette: (signs to Jodi what really happened) They were fucking all day.