The L Word Season 5 Episode 11

Jenny: Never again will I... avail myself to someone with such generosity and an open heart, and show her the ropes and teach her everything that I know.
Shane: Don't let Adele do that to you, Jenny.
Jenny: I'm talking about Niki.
Shane: Oh, fuck Niki.
Jenny: I did.

Bette: There's been something that's been missing for me. Something that's hard to define. And I have been desperately just trying to create this thing, and just looking for it. But I... I've been just flailing. And I realize now that you and I, we're never gonna find it.
Jodi: How do you know?
Bette: Because I have it with someone else.

Bette: (to Jodi) I love who you are. I love how you stand in the world. I love your passion, your anger. But you and I are fundamentally different. We have different core values.

Jodi: You said you weren't going to let me go. You said you were going to fight for our relationship.
Bette: I meant a friendship.
Jodi: I don't want a friendship with you!

Alice: Oh come on, Mary, you know you want to try it. All the straight girls do.
Mary Lamm: Well, I don't.
Alice: Tsk, tsk, don't protest too much.
Mary Lamm: I don't know what you're insinuating. Not everyone is gay.
Alice: And thank god for that.

Tasha: Because our relationship will be unbalanced if you pay a bigger portion of the rent.
Alice: I will be out of balance if you make me live in a shithole.

Sam: I never thought I'd say this, but I actually think that Jenny's got some...
Tina: Talent?
Sam: She's making some interesting stylistic choices.
Tina: Last I was watching dailies, and I thought 'Oh my god, we might have a really good movie.'

Alice: We don't have to split the rent exactly down the middle.
Tasha: Yes, we fucking do.
Alice: If I get this job, I'll be making a lot more money.
Tasha: Alice, can we just keep looking?
Alice: I hope you bleed soon. I really do.

Jodi: Are you in love with her?
Bette: It's very complicated.
Jodi: Of course it's complicated. I'm asking if you love her.
Bette: Yes. I love her.
Jodi: Do you love me?
Bette: Yes, I love you, I do.

Bette: (about her meeting with Phyllis) Just tell her I have wicked P.M.S. I don't know. She probably doesn't even remember what that feels like.

Jodi: (walking into The Planet, seeing the table flipped over) Looks like somebody got here before me.
Tina: Jodi, I'm so sorry--
Jodi: (to Bette) Why is she talking to me? Doesn't she know I'm deaf?

Dawn: What's up, ladies? What's wrong, you all look a little down? PMS? Did you all sync up on the Subaru Pink Ride?

Bette: (about Jodi) She hasn't returned any of my messages.
Kit: (scoffs) Well, do you blame her?
Jenny: Ladies, ladies, please don't fight. I can't stand it when sisters do that.
Alice: Jenny, this isn't a scene in your movie. You don't have to direct it.