Max (to O'Neill): I don't like my friends being called liars.
O'Neill: You're makin' a Federal case outta kids stuff.
Owens (to O'Neill): Stop sniveling. You aggravate me.
Captain: Barney, you been having personal problems? Ruditsky: Yeah, I can't decide whether to spend the winter at Nassau or the Riviera.
Ruditsky (to the Captain): You think I been goin' around the past 16 years making friends?
Captain: You're gonna need friends. Ruditsky: Tell me, Captain, where do I find one?
Flo: You gonna ask me for a date? Ruditsky: Flo, I just might do that.
O'Neill: What's eatin' you, boss? Owens: You're eatin' me.
O'Neill (about Flo): If anything I can't stand it's a bawling dame. I'm gonna give her back to the Indians.
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