In this episode, Philander blames all of his problems on Archimedes Porter and his "missing link" son-in-law, Tarzan. Then Philander even knocks his experiment table over and loses...Einstein's Theory of Relativity? Nonetheless, two cockney thugs barge in, trying to collect their dues from Philander who obviously doesn't have the money. Philander then tries to convince the bounders that Tarzan is a missing link, and he persuades them to follow him into the jungle. Meanwhile, Archimedes is feeling rather distraught over his problems "fitting-in" in the jungle, so he dons a loincloth and tries to act like Tarzan. So when Philander and the thugs run into the Professor in a loincloth, Philander explains that he is Tarzan.