Zelda: (Seeing Moblins enter the dungeon and surround her and thinking they're fakes) Ho-hum... oh my... Moblins.
Link: Aren't you scared, Princess?
Zelda: Why should I be? (The Moblins then pick Zelda up and start running out of the room with her)
Zelda: So get to it, hero, and no more naps, okay?
Link: Well, excuuuuuse me, princess!
Zelda: And just where do you think youre going?
Link: Uuuuh, just getting ready to oil the gate hinges hehe. (Link drops something on the floor)
Zelda: With a fishing rod? Right!
Link: Uhh come on princess.
Link: Sheesh, build the lamps, fix a drawbridge, clean the moat. (Link spills paint on the ladder and floor).
Link: I'm a hero not a handyman. (Link hears a noise and falls on the floor).