The Legend of Zelda

Season 1 Episode 1

The Ringer

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Aired Friday 7:00 AM Sep 08, 1989 on DiC Entertainment
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Ganon receives word that there is an amateur wizarding contest in Hyrule. After his Moblins bungled an attempt for the Triforce, he disguises himself as a magician in order to get close enough to steal it! Will Zelda and Link learn about the evil Wizard's presence before it's too late?

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  • The basis for the series is all set up.

    9.5
    Hello folks, this is Roy Stantz, and I thought that I needed to do some more episode reviews since it's been a while, and what better way to do it than review the first episode of the Legend of Zelda cartoon series, "The Ringer" (written by Bob Forward, who is currently writing episodes for the third season of Transformers: Animated, even as we speak). Now, if you've ever been to ScrewAttack.com, you'll know that Stuttering Craig, High School Ben, and Jose El Mexicano did a fan commentary on this, along with the next three episodes that followed.



    First off, we get the intro where Princess Zelda tells Link, and the audience about the Triforce of Wisdom, as well as the Triforce of Power, which is owned by Link's arch-enemy, Ganon! Soon, Link is fighting Ganon's foot-soldiers, the Moblins, then jumps in the water with Zelda, who then tells off Link with "Nice job, hero!" Link then pulls off his witty comeback, "Hey, excuuuuuuse me, Princess!" On a side note, the Zelda cartoon was released around the time of the first two Legend of Zelda games on the Nintendo Entertainment System, and before the third Legend of Zelda game on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. Enough about that, let's move on...



    The episode begins, as morning dawns in Hyrule, as we find out that Link, who is now pompous and obnoxious (kinda like Wheeler from Captain Planet), lives in North Castle, as opposed to being a villager in the Zelda videogames. Link explains that he used to roam the land of Hyrule, battling monsters, until he was stuck with the boring job of guarding the Triforce of Wisdom. But, on the other hand, one good reason that Link should do this job is because for the beautiful Princess Zelda, who just so happens to come out of her bedroom in a pink nightie, just to get a wolf whistle from the Linkster. Immediately, Spryte, Link's trusty fairy sidekick, tells Zelda to put on a robe. Suddenly, Link is attacked by Moblins. But Link manages to fight off the Moblins with his trusty sword that shoots lasers (just like in the first Zelda game on the NES). During the battle, all you Zelda fans out there will be happy to know that this cartoon actually uses the music from the Zelda games. After all is said and done, Link kills the Moblins, picks a Bone Bow, then hears Zelda's voice behind his door. Link then opens the door, and, expecting a kiss from Zelda, prepares to pucker up, only to get a slap from the feisty Princess. Like Craig said, Link is the complete opposite of what you'd expect a hero to be. Long story short, Link says "Excuse me, Princess!", Zelda needs to attend a magic contest, and assigns Link to guard the Triforce of Wisdon for the rest of the day.



    Meanwhile, we cut to Ganon's underground lair, where the almighty and powerful Ganon is chewing out those Moblins that Link killed earlier. Y'see, anything that Link kills goes straight into this huge jar. Also, just like in the games, Ganon teleports all over the place, and it seems that the Triforce of Power can talk. And so, Ganon magics up robes for himself and four Stalfos as disguises to go to North Castle.



    Through a Triforce transition, we see that magic contest that's being held in Hyrule, Ganon impresses Zelda by conjuring up a bird, then sneakily turning it into a bat to see if anyone's guarding the Triforce of Wisdom. Meanwhile, up in his bedroom, Link talks to Spryte about how he can get Zelda to notice her. We quickly find out that Spryte is secretly in love with Link. Back at the magic contest, Ganon turns his bat into a gigantic dragon, ready to fry Zelda extra crispy!



    One quick commercial break later, and Link races to the rescue, carrying his trusty sword and shield. Zelda throws a steel plate, and Link shoots three sword lasers, which bounce off the plate and kill the dragon. Zelda again tells Link off for leaving the Triforce unattended, and Link says "Excuse me, Princess!" for the second time in the series (the intro would count, but only in this episode, so that makes it about three times "Excuse me, Princess!" has ever been said by Link). Suddenly, Spryte screams for help, as Ganon prepares to steal the Triforce of Wisdom, which can also talk. Ganon quickly snatches the Triforce and escapes into the forest. Link and Zelda follow by using a tree as a catapult.



    Once in the forest, Link once again tries to put the moves on Zelda, only to find Ganon and his Stalfos. Link quickly shoots one Stalfo, then hands Zelda the Bone Bow he got earlier, as more Stalfos show up via Ganon's secret underground passage. Now, this is where Zelda fights, with a bow and arrows. Link ties himself and Zelda back-to-back with his belt, as they shoot numerous Stalfos. As you can see, Link hasn't been hit, because in Legend of Zelda 1 on the NES, when you get hit once, you lose the ability to shoot lasers from your sword. What's a little funny in this scene is Ganon teaching a Stalfo how to punch, much like with Bud Kirkland and his dad in the third Police Academy movie. Soon, one last remaining Stalfo throws a bomb, which Link bats with his sword straight at Ganon, killing him in the explosion. Once the Triforce of Wisdom is reclaimed, Zelda demands that Link get this belt. Link agrees, but only if Zelda gives him a kiss first. Zelda caves, then the two prepare to kiss, only for Spryte to magically remove the belt. Man, that sucks! Link was THAT close! And finally, we find out that Ganon died and has to share the jar with all his dead minions, as we fade to black.



    So there you have it, the first episode of Zelda. I might do reviews for the next three episodes, so hang loose, folks. It's gonna be crazy!moreless
  • Pretty much representative of the series

    5.5
    Being the pilot episode for the Legend of Zelda cartoon series, \"The Ringer\" is supposed to provide background and insight into the overall storyline of the series and the various characterizations of the principals.



    We\'ll start with the opening sequence. Apparently the kingdom of Hyrule still possesses the Triforce of Wisdom, but Ganon is alive and possesses the Triforce of Power. This puts the cartoon series outside of the normal Zelda timeline, but we\'ll go with it. Link\'s job, naturally, is to help Zelda defend the Triforce from Ganon and his minions.



    In the first scene of the episode proper, we see Link waking up in his bed. We then see that his bedroom doubles as the chamber where the Triforce of Wisdom is kept. Link sleepily mumbles some lines about how his old life as a wandering adventurer was so much more exciting than his current job as Triforce babysitter. He opens the window, looks out, and suddenly remembers why he ever took this two-bit gig in the first place -- he sees Zelda awake, still in her nightie, wandering on the patio outside her bedchamber. He whistles and says \"looking good, Princess! Especially from this angle!\". I guess I should mention that Link\'s room is about 20 feet higher than Zelda\'s, and that Zelda is wearing a low-cut nightie that doesn\'t cover her shoulders. Draw your own conclusions. Sprite, a little fairy who handles chores around the castle, gives Zelda her morning robe. Sprite must be a pretty low-ranking fairy, given that she can\'t heal and that her spells are limited to cantrips of rather minimal power.



    Oh, while Link is heading out to the window, we see a stone in the floor open up. After Link stops ogling the Princess, a group of three Moblins (the dog-like creatures that wander the woods of Hyrule and throw spears) attack Link and try to steal the Triforce. Yeah, Hyrule has serious problems if a group of monsters can just waltz into the castle and try to snag the Triforce. Fortunately, Moblins are pretty weak. Link dispenses with them fairly easily by shooting his sword and pockets a magic bow that one of them left behind. Link then hears Zelda knocking at the door, He trots out expecting a kiss, and gets a slap on the cheek instead. Good thing this toon aired in the 80s. If it had aired any later, Zelda either would have given Link a taste of her mace (not the kind that comes in spray bottles) or sued his sorry ass for sexual harassment. Instead, she merely berates him for gawking at her nand scolds him for leaving his room in such a mess.



    Here we get Link\'s first (justfied, this time) "well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess\", as he follows it up with \"if I\'d known you were coming, I\'d have asked the Moblins to sweep up before I zapped them. But no, I don\'t expect any reward. A slap in the face is good enough for me\", yada, yada, yada. Zelda quickly apologizes and rewards Link by ordering him to stay in all day and guard the Triforce, seeing that this is the third time this month that the baddies have tried to snag it. In the meantime, she\'s off to judge an amateur magician\'s contest. By now, you probably have a pretty good idea of what Link and Zelda\'s relationship is like, and it doesn\'t get much better throughout the series.



    Cut to Death Mountain, where Ganon starts berating the three Moblins for sucking. They\'re floating in Ganon\'s \"Evil Jar\". Apparently this is where the bad guys go when they\'re dead, stuck there until they regenerate or something. But this time Ganon\'s so pissed that he zaps them into nothingness. Damn. Ganon decides that he\'s going to have to snag the Triforce himself. Either through his network of spies or his crystal ball (which exists but doesn\'t show up in this episode), he knows about the amateur magician\'s contest that\'s going on. Naturally, he decides to crash the contest and look for an opportunity to snag the Triforce. He convenes a caravan of four Stalfos (sword-wielding skeletons), disguises himself and his crew, and heads up to the Overworld.



    Back in a random courtyard Hyrule, a long line of amateur magicians is in line for the contest. The first bozo shows off a spell that makes vegetables grow and casts it on a tomato. Unfortunately, since mass is proportional to r^3 while surface strength is proportional to r^2, the tomato predictably explodes, leaving a mess on the bozo and on Zelda. From the back of the courtyard, Ganon (in disguise) snickers at the competition. Zelda demands to know who\'s laughing at her. Ganon declines to answer but states that he merely wishes to enter the contest. Given the way she treats Link, I\'m surprised she didn\'t immediately have Ganon drawn and quartered. Oh well. She tells him to wait his turn and doesn\'t seem to think that this wizard and his dark-cloaked minions seem the least bit suspicious at all. While the next bozo is showing Zelda a spell that removes the stink from his socks, Ganon sends a Keese (a bat) to scope out the Triforce.



    Up in the Triforce chamber, Link is opining about Zelda to Sprite:



    Link: \"You\'re a girl, Sprite. How can I get Zelda to pay more attention to me?\"

    Sprite: \"Who cares? She\'s a snot. You should stick with me.\"

    Link: \"Sprite, you\'re only three inches high.\"

    Sprite: \"What? You don\'t linke short girls?\"



    Apparently Sprite hasn\'t quite thought through the anatomical consequences of this particular interspecies relationship.



    Back at the magician\'s contest, the next contestant causes a small lizard to appear in Zelda\'s hand. The bat reports back to Ganon that Link is guarding the Triforce. Ganon decides to cause a diversion by xapping the lizard in Zelda\'s hand into a full-sized dragon. All the amateur contestants scatter, leaving Zelda to fend for herself. Link hears Zelda scream and instinctively springs into action, jumping out of the Triforce tower, swinging on a clothesline and landing in the courtyard. Link lands on the ground and manages to hold off the dragon\'s breath with his magic shield, but he cant get a clear shot at the dragon. Zelda crawls off, gets a small metal plate and tosses it up in the air; Link sends a few blasts off the plate and into the dragon, which shrinks back into a tiny lizard. All I know is that I spent months bombing every mountainside and burning every bush in Hyrule, searching for a merchant who sold magic pie tins, but to no avail. Who knew they were so commonplace?



    Naturally, Link wants to boast of his heroic feat, but Zelda scolds him for abandoning the Triforce. That\'s gratitude for ya. Gee Zelda, who did you think was going to save you? Mario and Luigi don\'t work on Fridays, remember? We then hear Sprite screaming from the tower as Ganon arrives to steal the Triforce of Wisdom. The Triforce spouts off a lame-ass couplet about evil-doers always losing. You know, it\'d be a lot more helpful if it\'d spout off a magic fireball instead. Anywho, Ganon leaps out of the tower and back into his caravan, which speeds off for the Underworld. Link resignedly says that they\'ll never catch him now, despite the fact that he just jumped out of the tower and landed in the courtyard five seconds ago. Zelda decides to pick up a seed and instructs the amateur wizard to use his growth spell on it. It turns into a massive stalk. Zelda ties one end of a rope to the stalk and another to a pedestal. Link and Zelda hop on the stalk, and it eventually catapults them 100 feet in the air and a few hundred yards out of the castle. Naturally, Link lands without a scratch, and Zelda lands safely in Link\'s lap. That\'s cartoon physics for you. Link does his \"saved you again, Princess. Kiss me\" bit again, but Zelda sees Ganon coming.



    Link zaps one of Ganon\'s runners, and the whole caravan falls apart. Ganon opens up an Underworld entrance through which a bunch of reinforcements arrive. Link gives Zelda the magic bow, they strap themselves back-to-back, and manage to fight off all the enemies. At one point, Zelda is grappling with a few skeletons while Ganon chucks a bomb at Link. Naturally, Link flips Zelda and the skeletons over, the bomb destroys the skeletons, and Link and Zelda remain unscathed. Now I know that in the video game, Link can practically swallow an exploding bomb and not have it hurt him, but shouldn\'t the opposite hold when one of the enemies uses a bomb? Whatever.



    Ganon attempts to escape with the Triforce, but Link chucks another loose bomb into the Underworld entrance. Apparently this other bomb some sort of super-bomb, as it creates a massive explosion which collapses the Underworld entrance and catapults the Triforce right at Zelda\'s feet.



    Zelda fiddles with Link\'s belt buckle to try to separate herself, a scene which I\'ve seen in several animation cels and find very disturbing. Especially for young kids. Link refuses to let her go until Zelda gives him a kiss. Yeesh. Zelda finally relents, but before they can kiss, Sprite tells them to knock it off and casts a spell to undo Link\'s belt buckle. Not that she\'s jealous or anything.



    Back in the Underworld, Ganon\'s stuck in his Evil Jar, vowing revenge just as soon as he can reenergize and get out. The End.



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    The pilot episode is supposed to lay the framework for the series, so let\'s rate it on that basis:



    Predictable plots (Ganon hatching some scheme or other to capture the Triforce): Check.

    Magic reset button (Ganon\'s Evil Jar): Check.

    Clairvoyant enemy: Check.

    Trivial representations of one-dimensional characters: Checki.

    Pseudo-romantic relationship between protagonists: Check-plus, because Link and Zelda are such a dysfunctional couple it\'s hilarious.

    Lame dialogue: Check. Link does get in a good line with the \"looking good, Princess, especially from this angle\" bit though.



    This episode and series is pretty typical fare for the 80s, all in all. The characterizations are somewhat atypical but still very simplistic: Link is the cocky, boorish lad, while Zelda is the prissy, bossy princess. The plots and dialogue don\'t break out of common standards at all, however, and there are plenty of cheesy gags (the exploding tomato and the stinky socks) to make one want to retch. Given the 15-minute length of the cartoon, it\'s not too surprising that the show was so simple and predictable.moreless
Cynthia Preston

Cynthia Preston

voice of Zelda

Colin Fox

Colin Fox

voice of King Harkinian

Don Francks

Don Francks

Additional Voices

Jonathan Potts

Jonathan Potts

voice of Link

Len Carlson

Len Carlson

voice of Ganon

Elizabeth Hanna

Elizabeth Hanna

voice of Triforce of Wisdom

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    • Zelda: There were Moblins in here? When?
      Link: About ten seconds ago. There were uhh... fifteen of 'em! But I fought them off, defending the Triforce and your kingdom, but I don't expect any gratitude! No sir! Just a smack in the face is thanks enough for me!
      Zelda: Oh Link! I'm sorry! But you made me mad!
      Link: (rubs face) No kidding!

    • Zelda: Who dares to laugh at me?
      Gannon: (in disguise) My name isn't important, I simply wish to enter this contest!
      Zelda: Oh? Are you an amateur magician then?
      Gannon: I am. (causes a bird to appear in his hands)
      Zelda: Fine. Wait your turn.

    • Link: (about Zelda) My kinda girl! Completely crazy!

    • Zelda: (from outside door) It's me, Zelda!
      Link: Ah! I almost forgot, after saving the kingdom from evil, the hero gets his reward. (Link opens the door with a smooch and vanishes, there is a sudden SMACK as he comes in with a red face)
      Zelda: Don't you EVER whistle at me again!
      Link: I may never whistle again period!

    • Link: (Link spies Zelda on her balcony in her nightgown, he wolf whistles at her, causing her to gasp) Nice view, Princess! Especially from this angle!
      Spryte: (handling Zelda a robe) I told you, you should've worn a robe!

    • Zelda: Don't you ever clean up in here?
      Link: Well, excu-u-use me, Princess, but if I had known you were coming, I'd have asked the Moblins to sweep up after themselves when they left!

    • Link: Yuk! Another beautiful day in the magical kingdom of Hyrule, boring place. I used to roam the world, sleep in mud; a heroes life.

    • Magician: Uh, this is my best spell your highness. It, um, removes the stinkiness from my dirty socks.

    • Triforce of Wisdom: Evil is the path you choose, but evildoers always lose!
      Link: You're a girl, Spryte. How can I get Zelda to pay more attention to me?
      Spryte: Who cares? She's a snot! You should stick with me.
      Link: Spryte, you're only three inches high.
      Spryte: What? You don't like short girls?

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