The Life and Times of Juniper Lee Season 3 Episode 4

Lila: (about movies) And why do they always gotta blow everything up?!

Lila: I'm not really magical I'm just a dumb animal, and all animals can see magical beings.

Monroe: Lad, what are you doing?!
Ray Ray: (carrying some baby lion cubs) I'm savin' the kittens!

Ray Ray: Y'know what the best part of campin' is though?
Roger: What?
Ray Ray: Goin' to the bathroom, OUTSIDE.
Roger: Oh yeah, just livin' it up in nature's giant restroom!

June: What are they doing?
Monroe: They're running for president, what's it look like they're doing!? (Roger and Ray Ray are playing in the mud)

Charlie Paulsen: Everybody comfy?
Dennis: (who is hanging upside down) No.

Dennis: (gathering firewood) I'll bet that turkey doesn't taste like feet. (a shadow comes over him, he sees it's a sasquatch, it roars) AHHHHHHHH!!!! (cut to their campsite)
Michael: There it is again.
Mr. Radcliff: No, it's a different animal, but no less cowardly. (Dennis comes running and screaming out of the woods, and jumps into Mr. Radcliff's arms)
Michael: Dennis! Son! What's wrong?
Mr. Radcliff: (starts breathing in and out) Deep breath kiddo, c'mon, and try to maintain bladder control.
Michael: Son what are you screaming about? (Dennis points to the sasquatch and screams, Michael and Mr. Radcliff scream too)

Ray Ray: (about his trunks) Seriously, it's like a landfill in here! ...I'm gonna take 'em off. (screaming is heard as he is about to) Alright! I won't take 'em off! Geesh!

Lila: We better hurry though, it's gonna drop like, 20 degrees when the sun goes down, and I don't think your parents are dressed for it.

Dennis: (eating dried food) This tastes like feet.
Barbara: Oh, stop complaining.
Mrs. Radcliff: I didn't really like that store-bought dried food, so I made my own. (puts water on trays, a huge turkey dinner appears from it) I just hope the stuffing isn't too dry.
Dennis: Whoa. (starts to go over, Barbara stops him)
Barbara: Don't even think about it. Just go get some firewood, we'll roast hotdogs.

Barbara: Dennis, put that away, we didn't come camping with Roger's parents just so you could play video games the whole time.

Ray Ray: Ya sure ya wanna do this Lila?
Lila: Yeah, I've never been more sure of anything in my whole life.
June: Okay well, this is an expholiax
charm, it'll get rid of all the uh...extra
hair.
Monroe: Alright, all ready. (performs the spell, everybody looks surprised)
Lila: How do I look?
June: (hands Lila a mirror) See for yourself. (Lila gasps at what she sees)
Lila: I'm-
Ray Ray: Beautiful.
Monroe: Aye, she is.
Lila: (happy) Oh, look at me.

Monroe: (to Ray Ray) You like the Bigfoot girl, don't you?

Dennis: (talking about nature) It is such a waste. Right here could be a mini-mall... or at least a taco stand.

Lila: You ever dress 50 sasquatches who haven't bathed for a whole winter? It's not exactly a picnic.