The Life and Times of Juniper Lee Season 2 Episode 10

June: (pounding on the bathroom door) Dennis! C'mon! You said you'd be out in 10 minutes, it's been 15!
Dennis: (heard inside the bathroom) Get lost, nerd! I'm shaving!
June: Oh please, I have more mustache than you do. (Dennis opens the door and puts his head through, his chin and cheeks are covered in foam
Dennis: You said it, not me! (he wipes foam on June's lip and goes back in the bathroom, laughing, June wipes the foam off her lip)

Monroe: (after the spell doesn't work right and June and Ray Ray are transformed into copies of him) Look at you! You're GORGEOUS! You're like Monroe in stereo!
June and Ray Ray: (screaming)AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

Ray Ray (June): My name's June, and my brother Ray Ray's a rockstar!

June: Oh, mom, I don't feel so good.
Barbara: Oh... not buying it!
June: Was I that obvious?!
Barbara: When Ray Ray pretends to be sick, he fakes throwing up.

Ray Ray (June): Hey, tell me something and be honest. Does my hair look extra bounce today? Oh seriously, watch this! (bounces her hair)
Ophelia: Okay, who are you and what did you do with Juniper?
Monroe (Ray Ray): Oh nothing. She's just real excited (clears up throat) She's just real excited she used a new conditioner. What a dweeb, eh? (Ray Ray and Monroe start to laugh)

Ray Ray (Monroe): My name's Ray Ray Lee and I'm a complete idiot.

Ray Ray (Monroe): Can you keep that thing chasing you without it catch you?
June (Ray Ray): Ehh? Are you kidding?. With these legs I can outrun a greyhound.