The Life and Times of Juniper Lee Season 1 Episode 5

Ray Ray: What if I got my grades up? (Barbara stops eating)
Barbara: What's wrong with your grades?
June: Smooth.
Ray Ray: (nervous) Nothing, I just wanted to go from gettin' the usual A's I'm gettin' now ta A pluses. Kickin' it out hardcore!
Michael: Atta boy, Ray Ray!

Dennis: Well if he's getting a dog, I'm getting a snake.
June: Yeah well if Dennis is getting a snake I wanna get my ears pierced again.
Michael: Hey, now hold a minute! (to Dennis) First of all we're not getting a snake in this house, (to June one set of holes in your ears is bad enough, (to Ray Ray) and we have a dog!

Ray Ray: Mom, dad, can we get a dog? (Monroe looks up after hearing this)
Barbara: Um, Ray Ray, aren't you forgetting something?
Michael: Yes, you seem to have forgotten Monroe, we have a dog.
Ray Ray: (under his breath) I thought we might go with one that doesn't talk. (June hears this and kicks him) Ow! I mean uh, Monroe is June's dog I want my own.

June: You talk?
Batoot: Yeah, but not like you, guys. Do ya ever shut up? Yak, yak, yak.

June: (beating up a Batoot Hunter) Ya mess with the bull, YOU GET THE HORNS!

June: (fakingly) Oh c'mon Dennis, this is so unfair, when do I get a turn?
Dennis: (whose playing video games) Do you see monkeys flying out of my butt? Well, as soon as ya do, THAT'S when it's your turn.

June: (nervously): Oh uh, Dennis hi! What are you doing?
Dennis: Whadda you care, weasel butt? I'm going to the basement.
June: (gets in his way) Oh uh, ok, I was just uh... going to go play video games in the den!
Dennis: (looks towards the den) Ya can't, I'M playing video games in the den. (runs to the den, June gets a satisfied smirk on her face and follows)
June: (fakingly) Oh please, Dennis stop wait, that's so unfair.

Batoot Hunter #1: Hey, I hear the Te Xuan Ze's got a Batoot.
Batoot Hunter #2: Aw, dude we should totally steal that.
Batoot Hunter #1: Right on. (they bump fists)

June: (to the Batoot) You, are a very bad monster!

Ray Ray: (making ice cream for the Batoot) This is ice cream Hector, ICE CREAM.
Monroe: You're makin' it hotfudge sundaes? You never made ME hotfudge sundaes.
Ray Ray: You're lactose intolerant.
Monroe: Well yeah, but I'd still appreciate the effort.

(June is heard fighting outside) Dennis: (to Ray Ray) Hey, dork face, did you hear something? (Ray Ray pulled out his comic book)
Ray Ray: (innocently) Why, no, I was too busy readin' one of your comic books-and foldin' back the cover! (folds back the cover and gasps) Oops, it went from MERE mint condition, to NEAR mint condition. (Dennis gets angry)
Dennis: PUT THAT DOWN!! (chases him through the house, Ray Ray can be heard talking as they run)
Ray Ray: Near mint condition to just good! Good mint condition to just fair!

June: ... and sometimes, I wish that --
Ray Ray: Okay, that's plenty! We just want him happy, not bored.