The Life and Times of Juniper Lee Season 2 Episode 4

June: Don't you think anybody's gonna notice that I'm missing?!
Demoness: Missing? You're not missing, you're right here. (holds up a picture of June)

Demoness: (disguised as a human photographer) Take of the hat.
Roger: I always wear this hat.
Teacher: She said take it off! (Roger takes his hat off, revealing an afro)
Demoness: Ok, put it back on.
Roger: I can't without help.

June: Wait, I can't take a picture looking like this!
Teacher: Ok then, you'll have to take a retake with honest Abe here. (points at Ray Ray)

(Jody tries to cover up June's pimple)
Jody: You're not exactly my color. (June's face looks pale)
Ophelia: I like it! It's very "Night of the Living Dead".

Ophelia: What will our founders say if they see us today?
(Ray Ray appears in a disguise of Abraham Lincon)
Ray Ray: Give me freedom or give me death!

(After June sees her mother hid the pimple with the foundation)
June: My hair's too straight and I have a flat nose.
Barbara: You are so pretty! Be proud of who you are, there's nobody else in the world who looks like you!
June: Hooray for them.

Ophelia: (looks at her clone as she walks by) Poser.

Roger: Can you fly and shoot laser beams?
June: (in a cage) Well, I can't do anything in here. (the clones let her out, she escapes, and then they stare)

Jody: Ophelia, you shouldn't drink iced tea. It'll stain your teeth!
Ophelia: Yeah, exactly.