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This episode shows that Loki has one kid. But in Norse Mythology, Loki has three.
Taylor: (after June didn't win a medal that will transport her to the underworld) I am SO gonna get banished for this.
Taylor: Anyway, I uh, I better get home. See ya!
June: Okay, see ya!
Loki: I trust you were, successful? (Taylor nods his head) Good! Then it won't be long now until the Te Xuan Ze finally gets what she deserves! I am talking pain, I'm talking suffering, I'm talking endless agony bubba! And it's all part of a little something, I like to call, "The Wrath of Loki"! (laughs evilly) Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Taylor: Yes, father.
June: Ophelia, you're not even trying.
June: You're gonna let Mellisa O'Malley and her evil minions beat us?
Ophelia: Wait, wait, wait. You wanna win this thing purely out of spite?
Ophelia: Works for me.
Loki: (after getting her to the point where she can't get up) And now, you preteen pain in the backside! (makes an attempt to banish her in the cage, then is hit by a lighting volt, Loki turns around, surprised to see it was Taylor)
Ooh, somebody is in for a world of trouble!
Taylor: Yeah, somebody is. (both
transform into monsters and fight each other, June watches, scared, finally, Taylor gets Loki back in the cage)
Loki: (as Taylor closes the cage door) Nooooo!
Ray Ray: I don't get it. What's the big deal?
Roger: Are you kidding?! He's totally hot! (akward silence) What? He is.
Loki: (to Taylor) And I will banish you too young man, if you don't watch your mouth!
Monroe: You're beating everyone like rugs, knock it off!
June: Fine! Buzz kill.
Monroe: Pardon me lass, but wouldn't actually be trying to win this thing, would ya?!
June: And what if I am?
Monroe: Have you completely lost your senses?! You're the Te Xuan Ze for pity's sake! Not only is that an unfair advantage, but you're attracting too much attention.
June: Oh please, I am totally working under the radar here. Bit by bit I am carefully, carefully, edging out the competition.
Jody: June! You just did 173 pull-ups! That's a new international record!
Loki: (after Taylor locks him up in the cage) Taylor, son, I know I haven't always been the best of fathers but I'm ready to change all that. I want us to be closer, buddies, pals, amigos. Hey I know, whaddya say we go outside, throw the football around for awhile, maybe cook up some burgers.
Taylor: Give it up, old man. (breaks the cage's chains, on the way down to the void he says goodbye) See ya, June.
Loki: That does it! No television for a century mister!!! (falls into the void)
Loki: And another thing! As long as you're living under MY roof, you'll follow MY rules!
Taylor: I'm not under your roof dad, I'm on top of it. (jumps off the cage and starts to do the backstroke away from it)
Loki: Hey, where do you think you're going?! Void or no void, you've got a curfew! You're to have your butt home by eleven mister! (Taylor kicks his legs with his hands behind his head away from the cage)
Jody: Hey June, did you see where Taylor went after the meet? He just kind of, disappeared.
June: Um, yeah, he had to go out of town. I think his dad got... transfered.
Ophelia: Wow, that was fast.
Marcus: Not fast enough, that guy was evil.
June: Yeah well, maybe not entirely.
Jody: He was really cute!
June: (laughing) Yeah, so cute!
Ophelia: Major cute!
June: Crazy cute!
Loki: (appears beside Taylor) What is taking so long? (takes a bite out of a taco)
Taylor: She wouldn't take the charm.
(Loki spits out his food after hearing this)
Loki: I knew it! I knew it! You came on too strong and blew it, didn't you?!
Taylor: Dad, dad, chill okay? I'm not through yet. (cut to award table, Taylor enchants the medals using the charm)
Loki: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! (Loki appears beside Taylor as a floating head) Don't enchant ALL of the medals, okay? I'll be up to my neck in brats I am not running a day care center down here!
Taylor: The charm only transports "magical" beings, dad! Remember?! Duh! (he walks away)
Loki: Duh?! You will watch your tone with me kiddo, I did not raise-!(gets hit with a volley ball) Hey, I am floating here!
Jody: New boy at school! New boy at school! (very fast and excited) He just moved here from Walnut Grove, (runs up to Roger) he lives on Denvonshire Drive, (runs up to Ray Ray) his eyes are green, his favorite color is blue, (to Ophelia) he likes a light breakfast usually toast and occasionally ceareal with a sliced banana. (breathes) And he's really cute! Crazy cute! So cute you gotta go home and change your outfit cute! Which I did, twice.
Ophelia: This boy got a name?
Jody: (sighs dreamily) Taylor Evermore.
June: Oh, uh, hey Taylor!
Taylor: Ready to kick butt out there?
June:I don't know, a lot of these kids here seem pretty good.
Taylor: (shows her the charm bracelet)
Maybe, this'll bring you some extra luck.
June: Wow, that's so nice of you! (sees Marcus watching them) But sorry I can't, I'm uh, allergic to silver! Yeah I get hives! Big nasty hives! (Taylor looks at her up and down)
Taylor: This is made of brass.
June: Oh, uh, brass even worse! I get the hives plus you know, uh blindness! But um, uh thanks though, really.
Taylor: (shoots a lightning bolt at Loki) Leave her alone!!!
June: (starts to wake up) Uh, Taylor? (sees him shooting lightning bolts, thinking they're aimed at her) Oh, Marcus was right about you! (comes at Taylor, intending to punch him)
Taylor: It's not what you think!(dodges June's blow) Please June, stop. (dodges yet another blow) You gotta let me explain!
June: Oh sure, go ahead, tell me the whole sad story while I'm plastering you all over this cave like wallpaper!
Loki: Don't let her trash talk ya like that! Get her, son!
June: Loki? You're Loki's son?
Taylor: Kind of.
June: Kind of? So you're not the spawn of captain evil over here?
Taylor: Well I-
June: You haven't kidnapped me and popped me down to the underworld?
Taylor: Yes, but I-
June: Or was just throwing lightning volts at me, and acting all nice like you liked me trying to give me presents? (Loki is getting bored of listening to them and starts opening and closing his hand like a mouth) No, you're just the son of the big honking demon god of lies!
Loki: Oh, enough already!
Loki: (laughing) Well, well, well. Looks like my little boy's brought a friend home for dinner! Bring her to me, now!
Taylor: Dad, listen, maybe there's another way.
Loki: Taylor Valhalla Evermore, did you just say what I think you said?!
Taylor: Seriously, dad she's smart, she's funny, she plays guitar, she's totally wicked on a skateboard!...I like her.
Loki: (under his breath) Of all the stupid, excuse me, do you not want to rule the world?! Hmm? Everyone who wants to rule the world raise your hand! Mine's up! (threatening Taylor) What about yours?
Taylor: Go ahead, ground me for all I care! It's not like I ever do anthing! Or have any friends! Nobody wants to hang out with you when your dad's the creepy, Dark-Lord of Deception!(mockingly) Ooh, I'm the evil tyrant of the underworld, and I'm so bad, I breathe fire, and I have the body of a snake, ooh fear me, ooh.(Loki hits Taylor with a lightning bolt) AUGH! Uh...
Loki: Yes son, snake body and lightning that shoots from my hand.
Loki: I am the one who brought you into
the third-dimension, and I can take you out!
Taylor: Right! Like you did to Uncle Teddy, Aunt Gloria, the pizza guy!
Loki: When I order a half-veggie, half-pepperoni pan pizza, I expect to get a half-veggie, half-pepperoni pan pizza! Okay we have one mission to accomplish in Orchid Bay city. One, and you will not be distracted by some superhero in a bellyshirt! Do you understand me, mister!? Do you?!
Taylor: (reluctantly) Yes, sir.
Loki: If supergirl thinks a little something like BANISHMENT is gonna keep "The King of Lies" down, she's got a whole 'nother thing comin' babe! All daddy needs to skip-outta this joint, is another high-ranking magical being to take my place in this cell! And thanks to the fact that you inherited my devastating good looks, Juniper Lee's never gonna see our little scheme coming! NEVER! Remember, once you get her on desecrated grounds, give her the enchanted charm. THEN BING, BANG, BOOM! She is the one in the cage and the Big Man is out the world again! Think about it, kid. You and me, hittin' the open road, spreadin' terror and chaos! Hey! Maybe we could see Mt. Rushmore, hmm?
Taylor: Yeah, I guess, but she seems, pretty cool.
Loki: Cool? Who's cool?
Loki: Whoa! Hold the phone, what did you just say cool? COOL?! ARE YOU OFF YOUR NUT?!
Taylor: Look, dad, I'm just saying that-
Loki: That you've got a "thing" for the chick, who banished your father to the Netherworld?! I am so glad your mother's not around to hear you say that!
Taylor: 'Cause you banished her!
Taylor: So uh, how come you're holding back?
June: What are you talking about?
Taylor: Oh looks like you're letting that girl win.
June: (nervously) No I'm not, besides this whole fitness competition's kind of lame anyway, who cares right?
Taylor: (sarcastically) Right, (not sarcastically) it's just that, um, well you're way better than anybody else around here. Especially 'those girls'.
June: You think? (smiles at him)
Taylor: Oh, yeah! Seems kind of wrong to let them represent our school in the finals, it'd be nice if we had somebody, you know, someone who's a "better person". (looks at June)
Gym Teacher: JUNIPER LEE! Second and final kick!
June: Oh, gotta go!
Ophelia: He's not so great.
Taylor: Hey, cool hair.
June: (laughing) You actually saw Melissa putting on lip gloss during the 50-yard dash?
Taylor: (also laughing) And, in the middle of her long jump!
(Both laugh harder)
Loki: (getting out of his cage) Ahh, never send a boy to do a man's job.
June: Yeah, you're right. (gets ready to fight) Ya shoulda sent a girl.
(Loki laughs evilly)
June: What does a girl have to lose around here?
This is the first time when June, Ophelia, and Jody all have crushes on the same boy.
This marks the second time Ophelia ever giggles since "Take My Life, Please".
Taylor turns himself into a wingless dragon and starts to fight Loki who has also turned himself into a wingless dragon (but not the same type of wingless dragons). Then Taylor turns himself into a gargoyle-like creature and Loki turns himself into a tiger-like creature following Taylor who leads him back and then locks him in the cage.
Taylor has shapeshifting powers like Loki. Only his forms are purple and Loki's are red and black.
We learn that Taylor has a crush on June.
This is the first time June thinks a boy who's not Marcus is cute.
June only tries to win the competition to impress Taylor.
Taylor and Marcus compete against each other in a footrace, in which Taylor is the winner.
The events we see at the athletic meet include ice sculpture. However, ice sculpting is not an athletic activity.
This is the first time Loki used his shape shifting powers.
Credits: Taylor and Loki argue with each other. Taylor left Loki to fall while he's still lock in the cage. Loki rants about Taylor's punishment.
June's nemesis Melissa's last name is O'Malley.
Taylor's middle name is Valhalla, which is a Viking's heaven. The only way they can get there is to die during battle.
This is the first time Marcus gets jealous.
First appearance of Taylor Evermore, the son of Loki.
Ray Ray eats or drinks sugary stuffs in order to run faster than anyone else.
Main Villain(s): Loki and (partly) Taylor Evermore
Second appearance of Loki, the King of Lies.
Third time an old villain from the first season returns.
This is similar to the episode Picture Day, in which June is kidnapped by Cordoth's daughter in order to free him from banishment. Although the ending is different.
Relations: Loki and Taylor / Norman and Harry Osborn
This is similar in the comic book/film Spider-Man, where the Green Goblin used his son to get revenge for his defeat so that he can return.
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