Singer: Behold the wizard
Beware his powers
Under the gaze of the necromancer
A silver staircase starts to rise
People stand on it and marvel at the power shooting from his eyes
Cold food becomes hot again,
When his spell unfolds
With a mere wave of his hand,
His hot dog will explode
In the presence of the wizard,
Traffic will stop at his whim
He could cross the street no problem as the cars bow down in front of him
Channels on the TV change
He's still in his chair
Then he pulls his magic wand,
And reclines in the air
Daffy: By the dim light of the dream realm's black sun, the Wizard climbs the frozen waterfall of Voldrini in search of Celestia, the guardian of infinite power.
When suddenly a terrible Garlon appears and attacks with ice, but the wizard is undeterred.
The Garlon roars and unleashes a most sinister wind, but the wizard is undeterred.
The Garlon summons the stones of Prophynia, but the wizard is undeterred.
Calling upon the powers of the ancients, the wizard conjures a sacred fire and casts his foe into the molten maw of an insatiable Gort. Thanks, Gort.
Ahh, Celestia. I think you're going to enjoy this.
The Wizard stands on the precipice of ultimate power.
The gates open to reveal...
Daffy: Ohh! How long was I asleep?
Bugs: 3 days. You have a bed, you know.
Daffy: I'm starving. I gotta get something to eat.
Singer: Famished from his latest quest, the wizard seeks a snack
He sets sail for ecstasy at the quesadilla shack
He is the wizard!
The mystical wizard…!
Speedy: (after the end credits) ¡Hasta luego, amigos!
¡Hasta luego, amigos! means "bye, friends" in Spanish.
Daffy Duck's exaggerated falsehood about him being a "wizard" from the Merrie Melodies is referenced from "The Jailbird and Jailbunny" and "Double Date".
Speedy takes Porky's place after the end credits behind the WB shield-shaped doorway, hollering "That's all, folks!"in Spanish.
Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote: Go Fly a Coyote
Merrie Melodies: Daffy Duck: The Wizard by Damon Jones and Daffy Duck