The Loop Season 1 Episode 3

Russ: If you should happen to see a State of Missouri miniature spoon, pick it up for my son Keith. It's the only one he's missing!

Lizzy: (To bar customer) What can I get you?
Customer: Vodka and tonic.
Lizzy: Oh no you didn't!
(Turns around rings bell and then climbs up on bar and begins to dance)

Sam: (On the Phone) Darcy, it's Sam. I need you to call Russ and tell him that a personal matter came up I'm not going to make the Tiger Express this afternoon.
Darcy: Oh great, now you'll get fired and I will be able to fulfill my lifelong dream of becoming a crystal meth hooker. Watch for me on HBO.

Russ: I want you to get a hold of Francis up in design, get him pounding on this right away. I want him to copy these planes right down to the layout in to the cockpit.
Sam: Francis... Pounding... Cockpit... I should write this down, let me go over to that kiosk and buy a notepad and a novelty pen.

Sam: I saved us six grand!
Russ: You crafty little ferret! I haven't seen this type of fiscal responsibility since Nixon told Ethiopia to "suck it up"!

Sully: (Referring to the number one complaint about delivered sandwiches) They're soggy! They're made in the store and by the time they get to you they're soggier than a Frenchman's jelly bag.
Lizzy: That's soggy!

Sam: (Referring to Virgin Atlantic) From what I hear they kind of have a sexy vibe going on...
Russ: The last time I was beaten by a sexy vibe Angie Dickenson had me bent over a tub at The Plaza wearing a Nazi Uniform.

Russ: (Referring to Richard Branson) That bungy jumping British beefeater has got us by our tea biscuits.

Russ: This airline is dying! Our planes are emptier than a Hollywood studio on Yom Kippur!

Sam: Good morning Darcy, any messages?
Darcy: Yes, the adoption agency called. They've narrowed it down to three places I may be from. One of them is Asia.
Sam: Great.
Darcy: Yeah, I'm thinking of doing a fly by and seeing if anyone looks like me.

Sully: What was the real reason you bailed?
Sam: Pooped my pants!