The Loop Season 2 Episode 3

Russ: Yeah, I called him after an old buddy of mine Carl Brookline Downey. We did basic together and then some. We were friends with benefits. Well, I mean the army had a big benefits package then. Brookline's package was even bigger. Well, I mean he was privately insured.

Darcy: A federal agent is waiting in your office.
Sam: What? You let him in my office?
Darcy: Yes, I did. There are un-result criminal issues in my past and I don't need trouble. Not now. The next time feds take me it will in a bag and I'm not going to be the only one in it.

Russ: Take the bird back.
Sam: But you just let it go.
(Russ whistles and the falcon comes back)
Russ: It's a falcon, boy. They're bred to return. Like a fat girl to a bowl of pudding.

Sam: I'm not gonna find a rare falcon in Chinatown.
Sully: Alright, listen, no one's gonna know the difference, alright? You send back wings and a beak, you're golden. It's the government, alright. People don't work there because they're geniuses. (fake coughs) Condoleezza Rice!