Julie, late for work, brazenly steals a cab ride from someone who turns out to be a special passenger in more ways than one.
A recently divorced couple is forced to share a cabin after each wrongly assumes the other sold their ticket.
Vicki's idol, a popular teenage actress, comes aboard to shoot scenes for her television show.moreless
Gopher's aunt tries to hide the fact that she is no longer wealthy and now works as a maid for a wealthy passenger.
One of the ship's employees, whose wife has just died, abandons his infant son in the Captain's quarters before running into his high school prom date.
One of two remaining bachelors in a long running contest stand to win a $50,000 pot if the other gets married first.moreless
Captain Stubing's professional gambler friend convinces Vicki she's a natural at picking horses and can live a first class lifestyle without working for it.
A woman discovers the downside of her obese fiancee losing all of his excess weight.
A trio of aging safecrackers plan to make their final and biggest score while on the ship.moreless
A pair of toymakers scheme against each other to win Julie's affection.
Captain Stubing's rich and famous sister convinces him that Vicki would be better going to a private school in France.
Doc is challenged to a duel by an expert sword fighter when he is caught flirting with the man's wife.moreless
Gopher's arch-nemesis, a combative customs agent, is devastated after catching her boyfriend cheating. A recent widow tries to sabotage her adult son's relationship with another passenger. The ship's boutique operator invites the three men she's engaged to on the same trip.
Issac's estranged uncle's attempt to prove he's a reformed criminal appears to be a smokescreen, but all is not as it seems. Doc feels compelled to go on extended leave when a recent medical school graduate who had his schooling paid for by Doc's small hometown announces he's not going to practice there as promised. One of the ship's valets "borrows" a wealthy passenger's wardrobe to gain the approval of the mother of an attractive young woman.moreless
Gopher is threatened with a million dollar lawsuit when a lawyer volunteers his services to an attractive nudist who wants to sunbathe naked.
A rancher attempts to befriend a recently blinded fashion designer who has lost all of her confidence.
A man becomes preoccupied with the fear that his soon-to-be ex-wife has the entire ship bugged.moreless
A gold-digging woman who is about to marry into money using an alias runs into an old high school crush.
An employee of a world record book stands to make a $10,000 bonus if a certain passenger is able to set a record by making love to four more women before the end of the cruise.
Doc agrees to look after his best friend's wife, who proves to be a real tease.moreless
Gopher falls in love with a woman from Quebec who unexpectedly shows up in response to phony love letters written under his name by Doc and Issac. The frustrated husband of a workaholic executive finds himself tempted by another woman whose workaholic husband has just died. A man becomes an on-board nomad when his old-fashioned date finds out he booked them both in the same cabin.moreless
A man is convinced his wife is about to give birth prematurely, causing Doc a lot of grief. Captain Stubing falls head over heels for a passenger, making Vicki extremely jealous. A judge falls for a man she sentenced for being a polygamist.
Isaac fears his favorite high school teacher will be disappointed in his career choice, and goes to great lengths to hide the truth from her. A famous seal trainer becomes deeply depressed after the seal jumps overboard. A healthy woman who is convinced she's about to die goes on a quest to find a new lover for her husband, much to his chagrin.moreless