(Fred comes in with a bottle of champagne to celebrate what everyone mistakenly thinks is Ricky's chance to be on a Ernie Kovacs' TV show)
Ethel: Fred, where'd you get that?
Fred: Well, somebody gave it us for our wedding and I've been saving it for a happy occasion.
Ethel: But that was 25 years ago.
Fred: I knew if we waited long enough we'd find something to be happy about!