(Lucy and her mother try convincing Ricky to let her buy some genuine pearls while they're in Japan.)
Ricky(showing Mrs. McGillicuddy Lucy's pearls): Now, what is wrong with these things that she's wearing?
Lucy: Oh, honey! These things cost $2.98 in Macy's basement.
Ricky: Well, that's 'spensive enough.
Lucy(holds pearls): 'Spensive! These pearls are an insult to oysters everywhere.