The Lucy Show
CBS (ended 1968)
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Season 6
- Ep 24Lucy and The Boss of the Year Award3/11/68
Mr. Mooney wants to be named president of the San Fransisco branch of the bank. To get the job, he enters his boss, Mr. Cheever, in a Boss of the Year contest and writes a ridiculously fawning letter comparing him to Abe Lincoln. Meanwhile, Lucy does the same thing and enters Mooney.moreless - Ep 23Lucy and Sid Caesar3/4/68
Sid Caesar enlists Lucy's help in capturing Frankie the Forger, a look-alike who's passing off bad checks in his name. Lucy becomes confused with too many Caesars running around and repeatedly captures the real Sid. - Ep 22Lucy and the Lost Star2/26/68
Wanting to use the phone after their car breaks down, Lucy and Viv stumble onto Joan Cradford's house. When they find her dressed shabbily with no furniture--she's redecorating--they assume she's broke and starving. Mooney decides she needs an acting gig, so they talk her into performing in a benefit show that Lucy writes. Set in a 1920's speakeasy, the gals are flappers while Mooney is gangster "Scarface".moreless - Ep 21Lucy Helps Ken Berry2/19/68
Ken is turned down by Mr. Mooney for a loan to open his dance studio. Lucy decides all he needs in a little publicity so she arranges for a bunch of truck drivers to sign up for lessons and wrangles some TV coverage. Berry does a song-and-dance to "One for My Baby" and teams with Lucy for "Lucy's Back In Town".moreless - Ep 20Lucy and Phil Harris2/5/68
Lucy brings a talented, though drunken, cocktail lounge singer to her home to dry out and finish writing a song she's convinced is a hit. Sobriety is tough, especially when it's accompanied by Lucy's off-key warbling. - Ep 19Lucy and the Stolen Stole1/29/68
When Lucy takes Mr. Mooney to buy a fur for his wife, they're made an incredible offer by a shady character. The stole they buy from him turns out to be "hot", getting the two of them arrested for possession of stolen goods. Lucy and Mooney's schemes to get his money back from the crook get them arrested again...and again.moreless - Ep 18Mooney's Other Wife1/22/68
Mr. Mooney flirts innocently with a waitress when attending an out-of-town bank convention. But then the sexy server comes to L.A. insisting that Mooney has proposed to her. To scare her off, Lucy pretends to be Mrs. Mooney and shows the homewerecker how horrible it is to be married to a such a monster. ''moreless - Ep 17Lucy Gets Involved1/15/68
Lucy borrows Mr. Mooney's TV set and promptly breaks it. To make enough cash to replace it, she moonlights as a carhop at a drive-in. While there, she takes up the cause of a young motorcyclist who's accused of stealing and stripping cars.'''' - Ep 16Lucy and Viv Reminisce1/1/68
When Lucy breaks a leg falling out of bed, Mr. Mooney sends for her old pal Viv Bunson to come west and be her nurse during recovery. The two chat about old adventures, leading to a clips from earlier episodes including installing a TV antenna, using stilts to get into bunk beds, and getting trapped in the rapidly-filling shower. Viv suffers her own injury and the gals talk about how much they mean to each other as new nurse Mooney brings them lunch.moreless - Ep 15Lucy and Carol Burnett (2)12/18/67
In this second of a two-parter, flight attendants Lucy and Carol get their wings. Plus, the two red-heads team up with Mr. Mooney to stage a musical with Buddy Rogers and Richard Arlen from the silent film Wings. - Ep 14Lucy and Carol Burnett (1)12/11/67
In the first of a two-parter, Lucy becomes a trainee flight attendant for Trans-Global Airways. She's teamed with fellow trainee Carol Tilford, who's afraid of heights. On their very first flight, the movie breaks, leaving the two to entertain the passengers themselves. They perform "That's Entertainment" and impressions of Chaplin and Durante.moreless - Ep 13Lucy and the Pool Hustler12/4/67
Lucy visits a local pool hall and enters their billiards tournament. Her main competition is a woman named Laura Winthrop. Cigar-smoking Laura, however, looks suspiciously like a a pool hustling man named Ace.'' - Ep 12Lucy Sues Mooney11/27/67
Lucy injures her leg while working at Mr. Mooney's house, so she hires Mary Jane's lawyer cousin to get a little money for her pain and suffering. Once shady Willy Wiley sees big bucks to be made, he sues Mooney and the bank for everything they're worth.'''''' - Ep 11Lucy, the Philanthropist11/20/67
Lucy helps out a hobo by inviting him in for a hot meal. When she learns he's look for a job, she brings him to the bank, hoping Mr. Mooney will give him a job. Mooney, meanwhile, has heard there's a millionaire masquerading as a panhandler who's handing out cash rewards to Good Samaritans. ''moreless - Ep 10Lucy's Mystery Guest11/13/67
Lucy's going to have a visitor, but since she accidentally tore up their letter, she doesn't know who it is. To her dismay, its health-nut Aunt Agatha. Her rigid exercise program and nasty, healthy cooking soon has Lucy plotting to get rid of her. - Ep 9Lucy Gets Mooney Fired11/6/67
When the bank comes up 48 cents short, Lucy simply takes the change from her own pocket to cover the difference. Eventually the shortfall comes to light and Mr. Cheever fires Mooney because he thinks he's behind the cover-up. To get Mooney re-hired, Lucy convinces Cheever that he's going to go insane until Mooney is brought back.moreless - Ep 8Lucy and Robert Goulet10/30/67
When poor trucker Chuck Willis is turned down for a loan, Lucy decides to help him by entering him in a Robert Goulet look-alike contest. He loses the contest, but then again, so does the real Robert Goulet. - Ep 7Little Old Lucy10/23/67
The elderly president of the bank, Mr. Heatherington, is in town for its 50th anniversary. Mooney's in charge of the banquet so is ordered to line up an appropriate date for the rich 80-year-old. With no time or ideas, he forces Lucy to masquerade as a little old lady and escort the millionaire to the dinner. Heatherington proves to be a lecherous old skirt chaser who can't keep his hands off of his senior citizen date.moreless - Ep 6Lucy and Jack Benny's Account10/16/67
Needing new accounts, Lucy visits Jack Benny to convince him to keep his money at the bank. He agrees IF she can prove that her bank can build a vault safer than his. Lucy gives Benny a personal tour the new vault, protected by a moat of crocodiles, a crazed gorilla, and quicksand.moreless - Ep 5Lucy Gets Her Diploma10/9/67
A new bank policy requires all of its employees be high school graduates. That's bad news for Lucy since she missed her final exams because of the measles. It's back to school where she disrupts classes, but convinces a know-it-all that education is important--even after he puts itching powder down her blouse.moreless - Ep 4Lucy, the Starmaker10/2/67
Mr. Cheever brings his nephew to work at the bank, hoping to discourage him from entering show business. Though he's to get no special treatment, Mooney constantly sucks up to young man. The nephew impresses Lucy and she encourages his aspirations. - Ep 3Lucy and the French Movie Star9/25/67
When a handsome French film star expresses interest in Mooney's bank, Lucy is sent to the actor's apartment to dictate a letter. While visiting, the redhead gets too much of a kick from champagne and makes a fool of herself. Luckily, the French heartthrob gets a kick out of it all.moreless - Ep 2Lucy Gets Trapped9/18/67
Lucy fakes being sick to go shopping with Mary Jane at a one-day-only sale. Despite having destroyed a dish display and a refrigerator in the department store, Lucy is chosen customer of the year and wins a bunch of prizes. With a photo and story appearing in the next day's newspaper, Lucy works hard to keep Mr. Mooney from seeing it.moreless - Ep 1Lucy Meets the Berles9/11/67
Lucy moonlights again--this time as Milton Berle's secretary. After overhearing Berle rehearse a torrid love scene with Ruta Lee, Lucy decides to teach the cad a lesson by "tossing his salad".
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Season 5
- Ep 22Lucy Meets Sheldon Leonard3/6/67
When Sheldon Leonard convinces Mr. Mooney to let him shoot a televison pilot at the bank, Lucy mistakingly thinks he is a gangster who plans to rob the bank, so she and Mary Jane sneak into the bank at night, disguised as scrubwomen, to stop them. - Ep 21Lucy and Tennessee Ernie Ford2/27/67
Mr. Cheever warns Mr. Mooney that his job is in jeopardy unless he attracts new business to their branch of the bank. So when Lucy hears that a recording star, country hick Homer Higgins (Ernie Ford), is about to become a California resident, she sets off to the hotel to coax him into setting up an account with their bank. To impress Mr. Higgins and his family, Lucy and Mr. Mooney set up a hoe-down in the bank after it closes that evening...and Lucy decides to dress down to pose as Mrs. Mooney.moreless - Ep 20Lucy, the Fight Manager2/20/67
Mr. Mooney has a fight with his wife, so Lucy orders some flowers. Eddie, the florist delivery man, arrives with the arrangement and is recognized by Mooney as a former boxer. Eddie was $3,000 to buy the florist shop, but can't get a loan from the banker, so Lucy intervenes. She arranges for Eddie to fight in a boxing match to earn the money.moreless - Ep 19Lucy Meets the Law2/13/67
After tossing a candy wrapper on the sidewalk, Lucy's arrested and hauled off to jail. She thinks she's in trouble for littering, not realizing a wanted shoplifter slipped a string of stolen pearls into her bag. Her cellmate, Hard Head Hogan, includes her in her planned escape by ramming the linebacker-sized matron in the stomach with her noggin.moreless - Ep 18Lucy Puts Main Street on the Map1/30/67
Picking up where the previous episode (Main Street USA) left off, Lucy, Mr. Mooney, and Mel Tinker stage a shootout at the bank for press coverage. Their hope is to bring the freeway problem to the attention of the world. - Ep 17Main Street U.S.A.1/23/67
In this first of a two-parter, Lucy joins locals in protesting the destruction of the tiny town of Bancroft, slated to be ruined by a freeway. Little does Lucy realize that Mr. Mooney is bankrolling the project. Returning is Lucy's songwriting friend Mel Tinker, who writes "My Home Town" for the occasion.moreless - Ep 16Lucy, the Baby Sitter1/16/67
Tired of hearing what a lousy employee she is, Lucy wants to prove to Mr. Mooney she could easily get another job. The employment agency tricks her into taking a high-paying babysitting gig. They don't bother to tell her she'll be taking care of three chimps whose "parents" treat them like little humans.moreless - Ep 15Viv Visits Lucy1/9/67
Recently married Vivian leaves Danfield to visit Lucy and the two begin gossiping and making up for lost time. When Viv tells Lucy about a friend's son who's now sporting long-hair, a guitar and a clock earring, the duo decide to dress up as hippies and set off to Sunset Strip to find "Itchy" to rescue him from the underworld. Lucy and Viv quickly find themselves in The Hairy Ape, where they finally find Itchy entertaining after they spend the evening having to dance with the hip crowd.moreless - Ep 14Lucy's Substitute Secretary1/2/67
Lucy is preparing to go on vacation, but she has a change of heart when her substitute secretary turns out to be an attractive blonde who Mr. Mooney really likes. Lucy secretly doesn't go on vacation, and spies on them in various disguises. - Ep 13Lucy and the Efficiency Expert12/12/66
Efficiency expert Oliver Kasten takes over Mr. Mooney's office and commandeers his secretary, Lucy, turning her into his order-barking clone. When a major client wants a million dollar loan, Kasten and Lucy visit their assembly line and start making changes. - Ep 12Lucy and the Monkey12/5/66
Lucy is so overworked that Mary Jane warns her she'll have a nervous breakdown. Meanwhile, a performer from the bank's benefit show leaves his trained ape in Mr. Mooney's office. Lucy sees the simian, believes she's finally snapped, and is convinced that the hairy creature is actually Mooney.'''' - Ep 11Lucy and Pat Collins11/28/66
With Mr. Mooney suffering from insomnia, Lucy takes him to see Pat Collins, the "hip hypnotist", performing at a local club. She gets Mooney and Lucy onstage and has the two portray Laurel and Hardy, as well as perform goofy stunts. She also plants a post-hypnotic suggestion so Mr. Mooney will fall asleep just by saying a certain phrase. Naturally, he doesn't believe it will work. Naturally, it does.moreless - Ep 10Lucy and John Wayne11/21/66
When Mr. Mooney sends Lucy to the movie studio to deliver some papers regarding the financing on John Wayne's new film, she ignores his warning not to bother Mr. Wayne and finds herself lunching with him. Nervous and excited, Lucy proceeds to talk his ear off and finally splatters him with ketchup. Mr. Wayne takes that as his exit cue, but Lucy soon tracks him to the set of his film, where she continuously screws up the production.moreless - Ep 9Lucy Gets Caught Up in the Draft11/14/66
When a letter arrives from the US Government, Lucy finds that she's mistakenly been drafted. Instead of "Lucy," the letter is addressed to "Lou C." She sets off to the draft office to correct the mistake, but due to stupid "rules and regulations," Lucy finds that she has to become a Marine until the paperwork gets straightened out. She proceeds to make life miserable for her sergeant.moreless - Ep 8Lucy and Carol in Palm Springs11/7/66
Lucy tells Mr. Mooney she's sick so she can accompany her roommate to a golf tournament in Palm Springs. (Carol's group, "The Vagabonds" have a gig there.) Lucy weasels her way into a dinner date with distinguished actor Collin Grant. She soon discovers that Collin's golfing partner is none other than Mr. Mooney.''moreless - Ep 7Lucy Gets a Roommate10/31/66
To help with expenses, Lucy brings in a new roommate. A shy, frumpy librarian with odd personality quirks soon gets on Lucy's nerves. Mary Jane and Lucy plot to get her a social life (and out of the house) by throwing a party to introduce her to some men. After just a couple of drinks, Carol goes from mild to a wild party animal.moreless - Ep 6Lucy Goes to London10/17/66
Lucy writes a jingle for a dog food company and wins a trip to London, England ("in Europe"). But when she misses her flight, she's forced to take a commuting flight to New York -- in a seat next to Mr. Mooney, who's on his way to the Big Apple for a business meeting.moreless - Ep 5Lucy and the Ring-a-Ding-Ding10/10/66
Mr. Mooney foolishly allows Lucy to try on a $6,000 anniversary ring he bought for his wife. When it becomes stuck on her finger, Lucy takes some tranquilizers to help her relax. The pills make her loopy, leaving Mooney to drag around a semi-conscious redhead while trying to un-stick the ring.moreless - Ep 4Lucy and Paul Winchell10/3/66
Ventriloquist Paul Winchell comes into the bank and opens an account with Lucy. When Mr. Mooney fails to find a celebrity for an upcoming benefit for the bank, Lucy suggests that Mr. Winchell appear. But a mishap causes Lucy to have to stand in as the ventriloquist's dummy on the night of the show.moreless - Ep 3Lucy, the Bean Queen9/26/66
Lucy finds a sale on beans that guarantee to be "the best beans you've ever eaten or double your money back." Needing money for new furniture, Lucy and Mary Jane keep buying and returning more and more beans until they have collected $1,500. Little does Lucy know that Mr. Mooney is helping to sell them.moreless - Ep 2Lucy and the Submarine9/19/66
Mr. Mooney is called up for two-weeks of Naval Reserve duty on a submarine. In his rush to leave the bank, he forgets to sign some important papers. Lucy, disguised as a sailor, sneaks onto the vessel to get his signature, but becomes trapped on-board when the ship submerges.'' - Ep 1Lucy and George Burns9/12/66
George Burns arrives at the bank to pick up his statement. Enter Lucy, who explains her unique filing system. George is so taken with the ditzy redhead that he asks her to be his new comedy partner. The two go on to do a hit show and are offered a gig in Las Vegas. Lucy has to choose between showbiz or Mr. Mooney.moreless
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Season 4
- Ep 26Lucy, the Superwoman3/21/66
When a heavy computer falls on Mooney's foot, Lucy's adrenaline kicks in, allowing her to lift the huge machine by herself. Strangely, her adrenal gland stays "on," giving her superhuman strength. This new power causes Lucy to destroy everything she touches, ripping doors from their frames and leaving wrecked furniture in her wake. While the doctors gawk in amazement, the product endorsements pour in.moreless - Ep 25Lucy, the Gun Moll3/14/66
In this takeoff on The Untouchables, Federal agent Robert Stack has Lucy pose as her lookalike, Rusty Martin, the girlfriend of a mobster. With Big Nick getting out of prison, Stack knows he's rush to see his moll at the nightclub where she works. It's Lucy's job to get him to reveal the whereabouts of the $100,000 from his last robbery.moreless - Ep 24Lucy and Clint Walker3/7/66
Lucy takes her boyfriend Frank's measurements on the sly and stays up all night knitting him a red sweater. Come morning, she realizes it's big enough to cover a car and that he hates the color red. At the company picnic, she tries her best to ditch the gift rather than giving it to him, but it keeps finding its way back to her.moreless - Ep 23Lucy, the Robot2/28/66
Lucy helps an inventor friend get some badly needed funding. She figures Mr. Mooney will approve some cash if they help him with the miscreant 13-year-old nephew he's stuck with. Her genius pal builds a life-sized robot soldier to entertain the brat, but its doesn't survive a Lucy-induced fall down the stairs. Lucy passes herself off as the robot and gives the delinquent some much-needed discipline.moreless - Ep 22Lucy and Bob Crane2/21/66
Actor Bob Crane comes into the bank to open an account and leaves with a dinner date with "shy and demur" little Lucy. Since the bank has invested in Bob's new WWI picture, Mr. Mooney knows the director. Just for the joy of irritating Lucy, Mooney guarantees that Iron Man Carmichael will do stunts for the flick.moreless - Ep 21Lucy Dates Dean Martin2/14/66
Lucy is set up on a date with Dean Martin's movie double Eddie Feldman. When Eddie can't make it because he's needed in a scene, Dean substitutes as him on the date. Throughout the evening, Lucy keeps telling him how much more talented he is than that lucky Dean Martin. To make matters worse, Dean/Eddie can't get a drink anywhere.moreless - Ep 20Lucy Goes to a Hollywood Premiere2/7/66
Lucy, the world's biggest movie fan, manages to get into a big Hollywood movie premiere by filling-in as a theater usher. As the stars arrive, she disrupts proceedings on the red carpet by fawning over the celebrities and getting into a fight with a gorilla. Look for cameos from Kirk Douglas, Jimmy Durante, Edward G. Robinson, Vince Edwards, and the "Mayor of Hollywood" Johnny Grant.moreless - Ep 19Lucy and the Soap Opera1/31/66
Lucy's not going to stand idly by while an actor friend is written out of her favorite soap opera, Camden Cove. Disguised as a Japanese gardener and also as a little old lady, Lucy harasses the show's writer into finding the friend's character not guilty in the big trial. When that fails, she disrupts the taping of the episode to make one final appeal to the jury.moreless - Ep 18Lucy Meets Mickey Rooney1/24/66
Mickey's getting a loan from the bank to buy an acting school. To his eventual regret, he also gets Mr. Mooney and Lucy as his students. The three of them star in a take-off on silent movie comedies with Lucy impersonating Charlie Chaplin, Mickey as a "kid", Mooney as a store proprietor, and lots of crazy cops.moreless - Ep 17Lucy Bags a Bargain1/17/66
Lucy moonlights at a department store to pay for a dinette set she's buying. Throughout the day she has run-ins with a haughty, hefty society matron who keeps getting her bounced from one department to another. Lucy ends her sales career in sporting goods where she has trouble with stilts, handballs, and a motorized skateboard.moreless - Ep 16Lucy and Art Linkletter1/10/66
As a contestant on Linkletter's television show, Lucy is offered $200 if she can shut up for 24 hours. Art sends along another audience member, Ruth, to see how she does. Ruth's a plant from the show who tries her best to make Lucy scream, as are the one-armed "fugitive" and cop who shoot it out in her apartment, and the guy in the gorilla suit that attacks her.moreless - Ep 15Lucy, the Rain Goddess1/3/66
Mr. Mooney forgets to sign an important paper, so Lucy follows him to the dude ranch where he's vacationing. While searching the grounds for him, she encounters a group of Indians who declare her the rain goddess. They also think "Hopalong" Mooney, dressed in black, is an evil spirit. If she doesn't dance up a storm, they're both in trouble.moreless - Ep 14Lucy Discovers Wayne Newton12/27/65
Farm boy Wayne Newton finds Mr. Mooney's dog, Nelson, after it gets away from dog-sitter Lucy. When she goes to claim the critter, Lucy's impressed by his voice and hooks him up with a record company owner. The problem arises in the recording studio; Wayne can't sing unless he's surrounded by his cows and other assorted livestock.moreless - Ep 13Lucy, the Choirmaster12/13/65
Lucy brags to Mr. Mooney about how she's going to avoid debt this Christmas by cutting back on gift giving and getting a small tree. That vow lasts until her trip to the the tree lot when she comes back with huge one. She then pitches Mooney on allowing Jerry's boys choir to perform carols in the bank's lobby, just like they did in Danfield. "Scrooge" Mooney gives in and even sings bass for the choir when one of the boys' voice starts to change.moreless - Ep 12Lucy Saves Milton Berle12/6/65
Uncle Miltie is masquerading as a drunken bum while researching a movie role. He comes into the soup kitchen where Lucy is volunteering and is literally dragged to her house for rehabilitation. Once recognized, he makes up a story about being Berle's down-and-out brother, Arthur. Outraged that Milton would neglect his twin so badly, she infiltrates his next press event and gets revenge.moreless - Ep 11Lucy and the Return of the Iron Man11/29/65
Mr. Mooney runs into Lucy and Mary Jane at the racetrack. He asks them to hold onto his tickets while he chats with a friend. In a photo finish, the wrong horse is reported as the winner, leading Lucy to tear up Mooney's tickets. To pay Mooney his winnings, Lucy again becomes stuntman "Iron Man Carmichael" to drum up some cash.moreless - Ep 10Lucy, the Undercover Agent11/22/65
Dining with Mr. Mooney after attending a James Bond movie, Lucy and the Countess are convinced the suspicious character at a nearby table is an enemy spy. They set a trap for the operative, unaware he's an Army Intelligence agent who thinks they're spies. Their scheme to meet "Him", the enemy leader, involves Lucy pretending to be Carol Channing.moreless - Ep 9Lucy and the Sleeping Beauty11/15/65
Lucy and Mooney visit a construction site where the redhead falls head-over-heels for Frank, owner of a construction company. When he comes over for a date, he's completely exhausted, having worked 48 hours straight. Lucy suggests a nap, which is a bad idea. Because he learned karate in the military, he's in the attack mode when awakened. Lucy becomes trapped on the couch when Frank dozes off on top of her.moreless - Ep 8Lucy Helps the Countess11/8/65
The Countess Framboise now has her real estate license and Mooney's looking for a new place. She doesn't want him to know she's broke and working, so Lucy pulls a scam to get Mooney up to a highrise apartment the countess is selling. It's equipped with ultra-modern devises like a security system that locks the three of them in the apartment for the whole weekend.moreless - Ep 7Lucy Helps Danny Thomas11/1/65
Mr. Mooney's new secretary, Lucy, is sent to a television station to deliver some papers. While waiting in the lobby, she's mistaken for one of the new dancers hired for the Danny Thomas TV special. Not about to pass up the opportunity, Lucy forges ahead despite knowing none of the choreography. The rehearsal is disastrous as she goes the wrong way, throws a shoe, and constantly wallops Danny with her prop umbrella.moreless - Ep 6Lucy and the Countess Have a Horse Guest10/25/65
Old friend the Countess Framboise, aka Rosie Hannigan, shows up flat broke except for the racehorse her husband left her. Unable to pay the stable bill, Lucy volunteers to keep Oil Well on her patio. Mooney is livid about the scheme until learning that the horse is pregnant. Then he's as excited and proud as a real father, declaring, "I'm going to be a Daddy!"moreless - Ep 5Lucy, the Stunt Man10/18/65
Lucy tries to fool Mr. Mooney into advancing her money for a new refrigerator by sabotaging the one she has. Her scheme backfires when he finds her real need for the money: a leopard coat she's lusting over. Conveniently, Lucy's friend Joan is dating a Hollywood stuntman with a bad back. Seeing a chance at a quick $100, Lucy reports to the set in a cowboy costume and mustache as stuntman "Iron Man Carmichael."moreless - Ep 4Lucy and Joan10/11/65
Lucy's neighbor Joan, an actress, gives her a pair of tickets to a celebrity charity ball. Since Lucy doesn't have a date to escort her to the event, Joan helps her woo handsome Brad Collins who also lives in the complex. The gals stake out the laundry room so Lucy can work her charms on him. She even bakes a cake for his birthday, though it doesn't survive the tumble dry cycle.moreless - Ep 3Lucy in the Music World9/27/65
Lucy takes a temp job at a record label to make some extra cash. Her neighbor, songwriter Mel Tinker, has his tune rejected by Lucy's boss because it's not a tear-jerking rock 'n roll song. Mel and Lucy write a new one about a surfer who's eaten by a shark oh his wedding day and (as the Tear Ducts) perform it on the teen music TV show Wing Ding.moreless - Ep 2Lucy and the Golden Greek9/20/65
Neighbor Mary Jane Lewis introduces herself and invites Lucy on a double date with her and her boyfriend. Lucy's blind date is a shy, short, nerd with little discernible personality. But during their dinner at a Greek restaurant, the music transforms him into a grabby Lothario who can't stop dancing. - Ep 1Lucy at Marineland9/13/65
Lucy and her son Jerry have moved to Los Angeles to be closer to Chris, who is now in college(it isalso explained that Vivian has re-married back in Danfield). Coincidentally, Mr. Mooney has also relocated and still handles her account. After enrolling Jerry in military school, she and Mr. Mooney take the boy to Marineland to meet his favorite baseball player Jimmy Piersall. Lucy accidentally throws Jerry's autographed baseball into a pool. To get it back, she ends up in the water with the porpoises and seals.
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Season 3
- Ep 26Lucy the Disc Jockey4/12/65
Lucy drives Viv crazy trying to identify a mystery sound in a radio station contest. She determines it's a refrigerator shutting down (after destroying theirs) and gets to be a disc jockey for a day. She entertains the masses with ten second songs, commercials played at slow speed, and bizarre sound effects. The radio station may not survive her debut in broadcasting.moreless - Ep 25Lucy the Stockholder3/29/65
Lucy and Vivian try to get the town's wealthiest doctor to become a depositor in Mr. Mooney's bank. The doctor, mistaking the girls for volunteers for an experiment in hypnosis, regressing them to the age of five. - Ep 24Lucy and the Beauty Doctor3/22/65
In another attempt to squeeze cash out of Mooney, Lucy claims its for medical reasons. Actually, its for a visit to a beauty shop. She has to concoct an even bigger lie when she's caught there by a hidden camera TV show. - Ep 23Lucy and Arthur Godfrey3/8/65
Lucy and Viv talk Arthur Godfrey into appearing in the town's little theater is staging. In the musical about the founding of Danfield, a Southerner hopes his daughter Lucybelle can snag a rich Yankee and save their plantation. She gets unwanted competition from the short-skirted Steamboat Bessie. - Ep 22Lucy and the Old Mansion3/1/65
The Countess doesn't want her foreign visitors to know she's broke. Lucy's solution is to borrow a dilapidated mansion and get Viv to help her do a quick fix-up on the place. As the Countess hosts a party for her guests, the ladies' temporary improvements begin to fall apart. - Ep 21Lucy and the Countess Lose Weight2/15/65
Mr. Mooney's made a bad investment in a "fat farm". Lucy and the Countess volunteer to attend to generate some needed publicity. In no time, the brutal regime has the two plotting an escape. - Ep 20My Fair Lucy2/8/65
To get the financing to open a charm school, the Countess seeks to impress the snobbish Mrs. Dunbar and her henpecked husband. Lucy masquerades as a ratty scrub woman whom she molds into a sparkling debutante. Things turn sour at Liza's coming out party when Lucy's allergy to caviar kicks in. On the up side, the mousy husband finally speaks up.moreless - Ep 19Lucy and the Countess2/1/65
Status-conscious Mr. Mooney is impressed by Lucy's childhood friend Rosie Harrigan, now known as the Countess Framboise. Despite her title, she's just a widow who's flat broke. Mooney invites the ladies to attend a meeting of his high society wine-tasting club. The two guzzle wine on empty stomachs and proceed to get rip-roaring plastered.moreless - Ep 18Lucy and the Monsters1/25/65
The boys are unfazed by the horror flicks they see at movies, but Lucy is scared stupid. In her nightmare, she and Viv break down at Dracula's castle and are tormented by his werewolf butler Ringo and gorilla maid Loretta. Tired of his lousy hired help, Dracula turns the gals into ghastly witches to act as his new housekeeper and cook.moreless - Ep 17Lucy Goes to Vegas1/18/65
Lucy wins a free trip to Vegas, but she and Viv have only $5 spending money. The gals get dressed up and pose as big-money gamblers Pamela Pettibone and Penelope Poopendorf to score some free "comps" from the casino. The trick works so well that an oil tycoon asks Lucy to win back the $10,000 he's lost and he'll give her whatever she wins over that amount.moreless - Ep 16Lucy and the Ceramic Cat1/11/65
Lucy and Viv break the ceramic cat Mr. Mooney plans to give his wife as a birthday present. They go to the department store to swipe the one in the front window after closing. Viv stands watch on the street with a busybody cop while Lucy, trapped in the store window, pretends to be a mechanical woman.moreless - Ep 15Lucy Meets Danny Kaye12/28/64
Lucy is determined to get tickets to The Danny Kaye Show since she's already promised the kids she could. She goes directly to Danny, posing as a model, and destroys his lunch meeting by making him wear all the courses. He agrees to slip her in as an extra in a crowd scene; all she has to do is blend into the background. This is something Lucy is incapable of doing.moreless - Ep 14Lucy and the Missing Stamp12/21/64
While trying to sell Mr. Mooney a vacuum cleaner, Lucy accidentally sucks up a stamp he'd just bought for $3,000. When it winds up on an envelope dropped into street mailbox, Lucy tries to fish it out and gets stuck. Her last resort is to infiltrate the post office and snatch the letter before it gets postmarked.moreless - Ep 13Lucy the Coin Collector12/14/64
After Jerry finds a penny worth fifty cents, Lucy and Viv withdraw 2,000 pennies from the bank and search through them until they find one worth $16.50. Lucy drops the penny down a storm drain, so she and Viv disguise themselves as workmen so they can search for it. - Ep 12Lucy Gets the Bird12/7/64
Lucy and Viv are "birdsitting" Mr. Mooney's pet cockatiel when it escapes its cage and perches on a telephone line outside. To reach the creature, Lucy climbs up on the roof in a grass skirt (her pants split) and rubber swim flippers (for insulation from the power lines). When this fails, the gals resort to buying another cockatiel and try and pass it off as Mooney's beloved bird.moreless - Ep 11Lucy Gets Her Maid11/30/64
Lucy and Viv are envious of the snooty women of the Danfield Art Society, all of whom have their own maids. Lucy decides they must have one, too, so to afford a maid, Lucy goes to work as a maid. She's hired by a society matron who's throwing a dinner party--for the members of the Art Society.moreless - Ep 10Lucy's Contact Lenses11/23/64
One of Lucy's new contact lenses pops out when she's icing a chocolate fudge cake for a bake sale. After buying and searching through fifteen gooey cakes, she learns Mooney bought hers. She can't tell him she lost an expensive contact, so she and Viv sneak into his house in the middle of the night to pull a dessert switch.moreless - Ep 9Lucy Becomes a Father11/16/64
Lucy goes with Jerry on a father-son camping trip. The other fathers don't like having a woman "dad" around, so they conspire to make things so tough she'll go running home. Their plans start fall apart when Lucy cleans them out at poker and isn't afraid of a wild bear. - Ep 8Lucy Makes a Pinch11/9/64
Meter maid Carmichael and handsome Detective Baker masquerade as a Lovers Lane couple to catch a crook. After scaring off the criminal on their first night by turning on the siren, Lucy talks Viv into masquerading as Green Scarf Louie the next evening, not expecting the real one to show up again.moreless - Ep 7Lucy, the Meter Maid11/2/64
Lucy becomes drunk with power in her new job as a meter maid. She issues Viv a parking ticket and then charges her with a batch of other trumped-up violations. A livid Viv contests the citations in traffic court; the judge quickly becomes as irritated with the red-headed "copper" as Viv is.moreless - Ep 6Lucy, the Camp Cook10/25/64
Lucy and Viv don't have enough money for their boys to stay the additional two weeks. On the trip to pick them up, the car runs out of gas. The ladies have no luck at flagging down a passing motorist, but Mooney does. He catches the eye of a flirtatious little old lady who calls him "Big Boy." Learning the camp cooks have quit, Lucy volunteers herself and Viv to take over as chefs despite knowing nothing about feeding 200 people. In short order, the kitchen and most of the food is destroyed.moreless - Ep 5Lucy and the Great Bank Robbery10/19/64
After discovering $8,500 stashed in Viv's mattress, Lucy thinks her friend robbed a bank. They quickly realize the cash was heisted from Mooney's bank the night before by the two gentlemen who've been renting a room. When the robbers return unexpectedly, Lumpy Lucy stashes the money in her sweatpants while Viv calls the cops.moreless - Ep 4Lucy Gets Amnesia10/12/64
Lucy's needs a $110 advance, but Mooney refuses it as he leaves for a convention. She immediately goes to work on his fill-in, an old childhood sweetheart of hers. Unable to recalls the pet name she had for him, she schemes with Viv to fake amnesia, hoping he'll say it while trying to jar her memory. Lucy takes a conk on the head and really blanks out, ruining her own plan.moreless - Ep 3Lucy Tries Winter Sports10/5/64
To impress her athletic boyfriend, Lucy continues to exaggerate her ability to play any sport. In reality, she stinks at all of them. When he invites her on a ski trip, she talks Mr. Mooney into giving her lessons at the house. Mooney suffers at the hands of the redhead who's armed with sharp poles and long skis suitable for whacking him on his rear.moreless - Ep 2Lucy and the Plumber9/28/64
The plumber Lucy calls to fix her kitchen sink is a dead ringer for Jack Benny. Just like Benny, he's a violinist, but his classical music career was ruined by his resemblance to the comedian. Lucy decides to help him out by introducing him on a local TV talent show--the same show she was kicked off of a week earlier because of the lousy dog act she presented.moreless - Ep 1Lucy and the Good Skate9/21/64
The laides are both hot for the handsome clerk at the sporting goods store where Lucy came to buy roller skates. Lucy lies to the bachelor about her shoe size and gets a pair that's far too tight. Her feet swell, making it impossible to take them off if she's going to the big dance that night. Lucy goes alright, wearing the skates under a long gown.moreless
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