(plotting how to turn Lucy into an old woman for Heatherington)
Mr. Mooney: All we need is a little gray hair and a makeup job.!
Lucy: Oh, Mr. Mooney! You're not going to send me on a date with that Don Jan of the Stone Age!
Mr. Mooney: You will make a lovely little old lady!
(discussing the new gown Mrs. Mooney bought for the banquet)
Lucy: Well, Mr. Mooney, you can't blame her for wanting to wear the latest style.
Mr. Mooney: True, true. But mini skirts are not for her.
Mr. Mooney: No, no. She's much too bowlegged. Ever straightened her legs out, she'd be seven feet tall.
In this episode, Lucy claims that she has never met a millionaire before. Lucy, however, dated millionaire Umberto Fabriani in a second season episode titled Lucy Meets A Millionaire.