Chuck: You know that Goulet sure is a nice guy. He's a lousy actor but a nice guy.
Lucy: (negotiating with Mooney) Why should you get my half? I'll give you 10%.
Mr. Mooney: Mrs.Carmichael, you do not bargain with Leonardo Da Vinci.
Lucy: Why you just take wonderful, wonderful pictures. This picture of Mrs. Mooney is just fantastic.
Mr. Mooney: That is a picture of the Grand Canyon. You know it does look like Irma with her mouth open.
Lucy: (ordering lunch) I'll have a bowl of hot water.
Waitress: A bowl of hot water? Did you come here to eat or take a bath?
Lucy: Excuse me Mr. Willis. Do you really need money.
Chuck: Oh, No. No, I'm really an eccentric millionaire. Course I need money!
Lucille Ball's real life daughter Lucie Arnaz played Dottie in this episode.