The ladies borrow uniforms from the Danfield High School's baseball team. Lucy's pants are so over-sized, he has to use the rope from her bathrobe to keep keep them up.
The Danfield Chamber of Commerce is giving every member of the winning team "a shiny new axe."
Out of 100 balls on the batting machine, Lucy hit 1 and Viv hit 2.
(after both of them fail to make the team lineup)
Lucy: We can't be that bad!
Coach Cresant: Well, that's what I thought, but you certainly surprised me!
Viv: Lucy, I'll bet we're the only two players in the world who spent their entire baseball careers sitting on the bench.
Viv: They may hang our pants in the hall of fame!