Lucy buys three steam irons because they were on sale.
Mr. Mooney: (defending Lucy to the cops) She's not dishonest! Oh, she's incompetent, scatterbrained, bumbling, inefficient, disorganized, incoherent, and stupid! But she is not dishonest!
Officer Peters: 'Ya have any identification?
Lucy: Well, I have a little birthmark, but I'm certainly not going to show it...
Another public domain episode. Some unofficial releases (such as CATCOM's "The Lucy Show" release) retitle this episode as "A Case of Mistaken Identity."