The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack Season 1 Episode 10

K'nuckles: Hey, aren't you that kid?
Flapjack: Well, uhhh...
K'nuckles: Hey! Do that balance thing ya do, like ya do in the picty show!

Sailor: Oh no! He's gonna sit on us! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Captain Handy: Wait a candy-picking minute!
K'Nuckles: What is it, Captain Handy?
Captain Handy: It's this film. I think it's...
K'Nuckles: Yes? What is it?
Captain Handy: It's...boring.
K'Nuckles: I knew it!
Bubbie: Something else needs to happen.
Guy: I got an idea! Let's...go!

K'Nuckles: Flapjack, any time, any place, adventure always awaits. Remember that and you'll never be without...uhh...adventure.

Peppermint Larry: Uhh...hi folks! I'm Peppermint Larry, but you can call me Acorn Larry.
Punsie McKale: Why, cuz you're nuts?
Peppermint Larry: No, because I'm a-corny joke teller!
Guy: Boo!
Punsie McKale: That's you in a nutshell, alright!

Guy: It ain't every day you get to see something you've never seen before!

Flapjack: There's a lady in a big, red hat! (laughs)
Peppermint Larry: No one does hat jokes anymore, Flapjack.
Flapjack: Why not?
Peppermint Larry: I don't know! I guess there just old hat...jokes. (laughs)
(curtain closes)

Peppermint Larry: (nervous) Uhh...so a pirate Captain walks into the Candy Barrel the other day and asks me for some gum and I said...wh-why do you want gum that's been dropped? No wait! He asked for gumdrops!
Guy in Audience: Geez, this is awful.

(after being told about pun-off)
Flapjack: That will be berry exciting! You know, like strawberry?
(short pause)
Peppermint Larry: Maybe you should leave, Flapjack.

Punsie McKale: So, Ms. Leading, I hear you're a school teacher, how classy! Speaking of classes, what does a shapely dame like yourself teach the kids, geometry?

Peppermint Larry: I'm performing here, Punsie! Take a seat.
Punsie McKale: Well, if I take two, will you take five?

Peppermint Larry: Now, there are many species of humor, Flapjack. But the pun, also known as "wordplay" or "paronomasia," is the most sophisticated and difficult to master. Are you ready?
(Flapjack nods)
Peppermint Larry: Then what, pray tell, is this? (puts a salt shaker on the table)
Flapjack: Looks like ordinary table salt.
Peppermint Larry: You could call it ordinary, but it might be in-salt-ed.
Flapjack: Don't you mean "in-sult-ed"?
(Peppermint Larry raises an eyebrow)
Flapjack: Oh! Wooooow!

K'nuckles: (to Punsie McKale) I don't think you're funny! I'm a bit of a comedian myself. Say there's a lady in a big, red hat.
Flapjack: There's a lady in a big, red hat.
K'nuckles: Really? Where?
(crowd starts laughing)
K'nuckles: Are you making fun of me, boy?!

K'nuckles: Now, a joke is when you make fun of somebody. So, say there's a lady in a big, red hat.
Flapjack: There's a lady in a big, red hat.
K'nuckles: Really? Where? Where's the lady? Where?
(Bubbie laughs at him)
Bubbie: Oh, Flapjack, tell that joke again, baby!

Peppermint Larry: So that Pirate made me walk off the plank and I asked, "Can't I have one last mug of root beer?", and he said "That would be fine", so then I took the mug and jumped! And you know, I would've drowned if it hadn't been for one thing: Root Beer Floats!
Pun Pirate: I get it, like a root beer float.

Peppermint Larry: So a pirate walks into the Candy Barrel yesterday, and he asks me for some gumdrops. And I say: "Why do you want gum if it's been dropped?!"
(all the pirates in the Candy Barrel laugh)

Punsie McKale: I'm about to open a new chapter in rhyme and punishment.
Flapjack: Uh...
Punsie McKale: You think you're ready for my rhymes? You'll soon be green as envious limes.
Flapjack: Uh...
Punsie McKale: I see you're not yellow, fellow, but I don't want to make you BLUE! So get a CLUE and pur-pull the plug before you play, or I'LL ARRANGE A RAINBOW ON YOUR PARADE!!!
Flapjack: (appearing hypnotized) You've got colorful language, but... (gibberish)