Mary: You know, Rhoda, you could get yourself much sicker going out tonight.
Mary: Did you tell your date you have a temperature?
Rhoda: I would have, Mare. However, I make it a rule never to discuss flu symptoms with a six-foot-one Yale grad with dark, curly hair.
Mary: You could give him your cold.
Rhoda: Uh-huh. (smiling) If I play my cards right!