The Master

Season 1 Episode 13

A Place to Call Home

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Aug 31, 1984 on NBC

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  • Oh. My. God.

    This show sucks so bad it could be a vacuum cleaner . Timothy vanPatton is so undeniably bad at acting it gave me cancer. This show is so god awful it makes me laugh, cry, and soil my self all at once. Highly reccomended if you are piss drunk. You will laugh so damn hard you'll die. Timothy VanPatton as a tough guy is less believable than the old turd of a ninja he studied with during a 2 minute montage. Take heart though! Clu Gulagher is here! He mumbles his way through a few lines and then hooray! A bunch of dicks say "HIYA!" and the hamster wins. By the way, there's a hamster for no god damn reason. Overall, it's the best thing I've ever seen. It's the best thing ever made. Please, force people to watch this under pain of death. If you don't, no one will see it, and the Van Patton family will fall into the upper middle class. With acting skills like this, they deserve their gold plated toilets. Also, please kill me. After seeing this show I want die. But for sure, tune in.