Kyon: (English version quote; thinking to self) If your mouth gets any closer to her then someone standing off camera is going step into frame and kick your ass, damnit!
Kyon: (Narrating) Wait. (Itsuki goes to kiss a sleeping Mikuru) What's this out of the blue? If your face gets any closer, somebody who isn't supposed to be in this scene is gonna walk over and kick your ass! Hey!
Mikuru: A bad person threw me into the lake, and...
Tsuruya: (Off camera) You're supposed to faint!
Mikuru: Oh! (faints)
Kyon: (Narrating) Today's work was done. Mikuru could finally remove that sleazy costume and dress in a casual manner.
(As Mikuru removes her top, the screen turns blue. We then see her in a t-shirt and shorts)
Just to make things clear, no further filming was done of the changing scene. I have no words of comfort to offer your dejected spirits. I'm not lying.
Kyon: (Narrating) Normally, one would call an ambulance or ask for help from one of the nearby residents, but this particular boy decided to carry the unconscious innocent girl and where the hell are you taking her, bastard? First of all, where did Yuki and those others disappear to without delivering the final blow? Leaving various mysteries and inconsistencies completely unaddressed, this story has finally reached the midway point. Wait. It's only half over?
Chronologically, this is the 11th episode of the series. This episode is almost entirely an amateur video made by the main characters later in the series.
For this episode, rather than "Bouken Desho Desho? (Adventure, Right, Right?)", the opening theme song is "Koi no Mikuru Densetsu (Mikuru Legend of Love)".