Grace Van Pelt
Marshall Winston: CBI! CBI! Like that's supposed to mean something!
Cho: Yeah, we do need better brand awareness.
Rigsby: I hate the woods.
Cho: Would you rather be playing desk jockey with Van Pelt right now?
Rigsby: Who sends their kids to a place like this? It's not cheap either.
Cho: A little deprivation and discipline is good for the soul.
Rigsby: Yeah, but this is like a juvie prison camp.
Cho: No. This is like spring break in Cancun compared to juvie.
Rigsby: Wait, you were in juvenile hall? Seriously?
Cho: Yeah, didn't you read my file?
Rigsby: No. Wait, did you read mine?
Cho: Of course.
Lisbon: I hope you got something useful for all the trouble you caused.
Jane: Yes, I did. The story of the mad axeman Zachariah, who lives in these here woods.
Lisbon: Ah, Z.
Jane: Yes, Z. I would have gotten more, but you came back too quickly.
Lisbon: Reality check. I'm your supervising agent. I'm not your decoy.
Chief Brody: Do you have any actual facts?
Jane: Well, it's an actual fact that you dislike Mr. MacLean here because he's a tree-hugging, liberal wacko who's probably running some kind of a cult. And he dislikes you because you're a small-minded, provincial hayseed. Not that you are necessarily. That's just what he thinks.
(One of the students has gone missing)
Lisbon: We should start looking in the woods around the school.
Jane: Oh, that sounds horribly tedious. Shout if you need me.
Lisbon: Go ahead, relax. Enjoy yourself. God forbid you should do anything tedious.
Jane: Who's Zachariah?
Mr. Maclean: Who?
Mr. Maclean: Never heard of him. Who is he?
Mr. Maclean: Liar?
Jane: Pants on fire. They're ablaze.
Mr. Maclean: I wanna cooperate with you people, but this man is trying to...I don't know what he's trying to do, but I resent it.
Patrick Jane: Excuse me, what kind of tree is this?
Chief Elaine Brody: Couldn't say.
Patrick Jane: Smells good. So you're not a local?
Chief Elaine Brody: Born five miles down the road, just don't give a crap about trees.
Asher MacLean: I think you might show a little more respect.
Patrick Jane: Respect for...?
Chief Elaine Brody: There's a dead child here.
Patrick Jane: Yes, yes, he's dead. He doesn't care how I talk to you.
This episode had 16.21 million viewers when it originally aired.
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: Pokrevní bratři (Blood-Related Brothers)
Original International Air Dates:
Australia: May 27, 2009 on Nine
Germany: July 26, 2009 on SAT 1
United Kingdom: August 20, 2009 on Five
Belgium: October 7, 2009 on VT4
Sweden: October 13, 2009 on TV3
Czech Republic: April 26, 2010 on TV Nova
Slovakia: August 17, 2010 on Markiza
Poland: May 2, 2011 on TVN
On Jane's first visit to principal Asher MacLean's office, he stops at a picture of MacLean in hunting attire and shouldering a hunting bow. Jane says, "You know, you look like Burt Reynolds in this shot."
The allusion refers to the 1972 film Deliverance starring Burt Reynolds as a businessman who goes on a canoe trip with three friends. In the film, Reynolds' character Lewis sported a similar hunting bow and was an experienced outdoorsman, as was MacLean.
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